One Piece: Take the Uchiha Clan to the Grand Line

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As soon as Uchiha Kitaro left, the Third Hokage's face darkened.

"That brat didn't come to negotiate—he came to show off. Knocking out every Chunin, Genin, and even regular civilians in the entire village? What kind of ridiculous power is that?"

"Damn the Uchiha clan! Even after leaving the village, they're still causing trouble. And now, they've somehow gained new abilities on top of everything else."

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Meanwhile, Kitaro walked out of the Hokage's office with Shisui and Itachi trailing behind him.

Kakashi and Guy were already waiting for them outside.

"Kitaro, what the hell just happened in there?!" Kakashi demanded.

"Did you go at it with the Third Hokage?!" Guy asked, looking far too excited about the prospect.

"No, no, nothing like that," Kitaro said, feigning innocence. "The old man just wanted me to show him my new power. I might've overdone it a little... totally my bad."

Yeah, right. Like they didn't know him better than that.

Kakashi and Guy exchanged a look. This guy was clearly just showing off to put pressure on Konoha's leadership.

"What kind of power is that, though?" Guy asked, eyes wide with curiosity. "It almost knocked me out!"

"It's called Conqueror's Haki," Kitaro explained casually. "It's a type of energy manipulation that transforms spiritual power into something tangible. Pretty cool, huh? But hey, enough talk—we haven't sparred in forever. Feel like testing it out?"

Guy's eyes lit up. "Oh, you're on! Let's see how much stronger you've gotten!"

The group soon made their way to the Second Training Ground.

"Man, this place brings back memories," Kitaro said, looking around. "How long's it been since we last sparred here? Three years?"

"Not that I'm nostalgic or anything," Guy grumbled. "You always wiped the floor with us. And don't think I've forgotten how you stole all our best moves."

Kitaro grinned unapologetically. He had, indeed, mastered Kakashi's Chidori and even the Eight Gates technique that Guy had inherited from his father. Nothing was off-limits when it came to Kitaro's learning.

"Alright, but let's set some rules first!" Guy said firmly.

"Rules? Seriously?"

"You can't use the Sharingan!"

"Fine."

"No sword techniques!"

"Okay."

"And no Flying Raijin!"

"Alright, alright! I won't use any fancy techniques. Just pure taijutsu. Happy now?"

"Deal!"

Guy wasn't being petty—he had good reasons for laying down the rules. Every time they sparred, Kitaro would crush him. Without restrictions, Guy wouldn't even stand a chance.

"Alright then, here I come!"

"Gate of Limit! Open!"

Guy immediately activated the fifth gate, knowing he couldn't afford to hold back against someone like Kitaro.

"Leaf Whirlwind!"

Guy charged at Kitaro with a series of rapid kicks.

"Iron Body!"

Kitaro didn't even bother dodging. His skin hardened like steel, and Guy's kicks barely made him flinch.

"What the—?!" Guy exclaimed, shaking out his throbbing foot.

"That's Iron Body," Kitaro explained nonchalantly. "It increases the blood flow in your body to harden your muscles, making them as tough as steel."

Before Guy could react, Kitaro disappeared.

"Shave!"

In less than a heartbeat, he reappeared behind Guy and landed a powerful kick to his back.

"Argh!"

Guy went flying, landing hard on the ground.

"What speed!" Kakashi muttered, his Sharingan now exposed. Even with it, he could barely track Kitaro's movements.

"That move's called Shave," Kitaro said, smirking. "By stepping on the ground dozens of times in a fraction of a second, you generate enough force to move so fast it looks like teleportation."

"Leaf Great Whirlwind!"

Guy came at him again with a spinning kick.

"Paper Drawing!"

Kitaro's body moved like flowing paper, twisting and bending to avoid every attack.

"That's Paper Drawing," he said, dodging effortlessly. "By relaxing your muscles and reading the air currents, you can dodge almost any attack."

"Dammit! Leaf Strong Whirlwind!"

Guy wasn't giving up. He moved in close and unleashed a powerful spinning kick aimed directly at Kitaro's head.

But Kitaro leapt into the air, easily avoiding the attack.

"Moon Walk!"

He stepped into the sky as if it were solid ground, hanging in midair like it was the most natural thing in the world.

"What the hell?!"

Kakashi and Guy both stared, mouths agape.

"That's Moon Walk," Kitaro said, grinning down at them. "It lets you move freely in the air by kicking off the atmosphere. Pretty neat, huh?"

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