One Piece: Flirty System

Nami rolled her eyes at Lynn and said, "They're fine. After you passed out, Luffy fought Kreig and won. I don't know what they're doing now…"

Lynn blinked, feeling groggy. "How long was I out?"

"Three days."

"Three days?!" Lynn's eyes widened. Then muttered, "No way… unconscious for that long?"

Suddenly remembering, he said, "Nami, I'm sorry it took so long. I was planning to go to your hometown…"

Nami shook her head with a small smile. "After all these years, do you still care about a few days? But you really worried me. What if you do this again and fall into a coma?"

Lynn sat up and pulled Nami into a gentle hug. "No way! It was my first time using that move. I'm just not skilled yet and overdid it! Haha…"

Nami teased coquettishly, "Why do you always take advantage of others?"

Lynn ignored her jab and said, "Nami, trust me, freedom is coming soon for us all."

"Freedom?" Nami looked up, curious.

Lynn nodded firmly. "After we defeat Arlong, you can do whatever you want."

Nami's eyes sparkled. "Do you really think that day will come?"

"Don't worry, it's coming soon…"

Before Lynn could say more, an angry voice rang out from outside: "Lynn, you bastard! Let go of Miss Nami!"

Nami quickly slipped from Lynn's arms, and Lynn shot Sanji a glare. Of course, Sanji had come to deliver food to Nami.

Lynn ignored Sanji's murderous look, grabbed the food, and started eating.

Sanji's face darkened. "You bastard! That's not for you!"

Nami asked, "Sanji, where are Luffy and the others?"

Sanji's eyes turned into hearts. "Outside, Miss Nami."

Soon, Luffy and the others walked in. Luffy laughed loudly, "Lynn, you're useless! You didn't fight at all, and you were out cold for three days. What a weakling!"

Great. How did Luffy pick up my own words?

Lynn wasn't in the mood to argue. He noticed Zoro wrapped in bandages nearby, looking far too casual.

"Zoro, is this how you treat a wound?" Lynn asked, confused.

Zoro shrugged. "What's wrong with it?"

Lynn's eyes widened. "This is a big problem."

He turned to Sanji. "Do you have any high-concentration alcohol?"

Sanji asked, "Yes, what for?"

"To treat Zoro's wound. It's still bleeding. Don't you have a doctor here?"

Sanji answered, "We did, but he ran off earlier."

Zoro waved a hand. "Just rest, and I'll be fine."

Lynn scolded, "Shameless! If your wound gets infected, it'll rot, cause inflammation, and bring a high fever. Are you crazy?"

Luffy asked, confused, "Is it really that serious?"

Lynn sighed, "Just pretend I didn't say anything. I'm starving."

Right then, Luffy said, "By the way, Sanji's agreed to join our crew. We're six now."

Lynn glanced at Sanji, replying flatly, "Oh."

Sanji scowled. "What kind of reaction is that?"

Lynn shrugged. "What reaction do you want me to have?"

Striking a smug pose, Sanji said, "Shouldn't you be happy? A genius like me joining you…"

Lynn cut in, "Sanji!"

"Huh?"

"You should take your medicine!"

Puchi! Laughter broke out.

Zoro joined in, "Sanji, you need to take your medicine."

Sanji's face flushed red. "Lynn! I'm going to kill you…"

After wrapping things up and saying goodbye to the sea restaurant's staff, everyone boarded the Going Merry.

"Cheers! Welcome Sanji to our crew!"

"Hey, Zoro, your injury's serious, you can't drink."

"Stop whining, just a little won't hurt."

After some fun, Luffy and Usopp ran to Lynn.

"Lynn, can you do that move again? What was it called?"

Usopp answered, "The Space Slash or something. It was so cool!"

Luffy nodded eagerly. "Yeah, show us again!"

Luffy imitated Lynn's sword-summoning pose.

Sanji kicked Luffy aside. "Don't listen to them, Lynn. If we cause another wave like that, I doubt we'll make it to Nami's hometown. Right, beautiful Nami-san?"

Sanji quickly ran back to flatter Nami.

Zoro stepped forward. "Lynn, how does that work? Is your spatial ability really that powerful?"

Lynn shook his head. "I'm not sure either, but the Space Fruit is awesome—really awesome!"

Zoro said bluntly, "Can I see your sword?"

Lynn pulled Gao Feng from space and tossed it to Zoro, then turned to Nami. "How long to your hometown from here?"

Nami replied, "More than a day, but we should make a plan to take down Arlong first."

Luffy interrupted, "Beat him up."

Zoro added, "Kill him."

Sanji said, "Kick him away."

Lynn grinned, "Kill it."

All eyes turned to Usopp, who stammered, "I—I'm cheering for you guys..."

Nami slapped her forehead. "I'm telling you, the Arlong Pirates are not ordinary. They're totally different from other crews we've faced."

Lynn interrupted, "What's there to fear? If I glare at them, even if they don't faint, they'll lie down obediently."

Luffy quickly stopped him. "Lynn, you can't use that move. I want to beat Arlong myself!"

Lynn sighed. "Okay, okay, I'll leave it to you."

Bam, Bam...

Nami, still annoyed, hit Lynn and Luffy in turn, then explained, "Fishmen have ten times the strength of humans. Do you even understand what that means? Not to mention Arlong…"

Lynn stood up, rolled his eyes at Nami, and smiled, "Luffy's going to be the Pirate King!"

Luffy's eyes lit up. "I am the man who will become Pirate King, and some Arlong…"

Bam…

Sanji's eyes turned into hearts. "Angry Nami is so beautiful…"

Zoro muttered, "Perverted chef."

Sanji glared. "What did you say?"

Zoro smirked. "Perverted cook."

Sanji shot back, "You all got cranky after getting beat up once."

Zoro growled, "What did you say?"

Sanji challenged, "Wanna fight?"

Nami slapped her forehead. "It's over. How did this pirate crew get like this?"

-End Chapter-

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