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Chapter 113 (4k) Big Brother Gin is so tired at work, can't you go with two vodkas?

Vodka was shocked: "Why do you look the same as me?"

"Why do you look the same as me?" Martin asked back: "I'm under the seat of Brother Gin, the chief driver, chief follower, chief thug, chief bag boy, vodka! Who are you?"

Martin was domineering and ostentatious.

"I... I am the vodka." Vodka lost Martin's momentum as soon as it came up, and it seemed a bit submissive.

"You are vodka?" Martin dismissively said: "If you are vodka, then who am I? Vodka?"

"You, you...you." Vodka stared at the other person's face that was exactly the same as his own. The more he looked at it, the more he felt confused. After thinking about it, there was only one answer: "You are Vodka."

Although he couldn't see Vodka's eyes through the two layers of sunglasses, but staring at the rest of his face, Martin could be sure that the cognitive distortion had taken effect on Vodka.

It is estimated that the reflex arc of this idiot is too long. Even if he was distorted by cognition, it took him a long time to realize that he thought 'he is vodka'.

But it's good that the cognitive distortion can take effect, and it's easy to fool people into limping when it takes effect.

"Yes, I am vodka." Martin emphasized again: "But there is only one vodka, so you are not vodka."

Vodka felt aggrieved: "Me? But I think I am also vodka."

"Vodka is just a code name! A code name given to me by an organization! Regardless of this code name, who are you? Are you the chief driver of Brother Gin? Or the chief follower of Brother Gin?"

"I...I'm Brother Gin's driver, attendant, thug and younger brother...I don't know if I'm the chief."

"So you're not the chief?" Martin suddenly 'suddenly realized': "Then I understand, I am the chief vodka, and you are the second vodka."

"So I am also vodka!" Vodka began to feel a little lucky, and finally kept his identity.

And what Martin wants is vodka's "luck", which can divide vodka's attention and reduce vodka's vigilance towards himself.

Then there's one more twist to keep the vodka vigilance to a minimum.

Martin flatly vetoed it again: "No, as the second seat, you should be called Vodka!"

"Ah!?" Vodka really showed an expression of surprise.

Next, Martin will reach out and point to the back of the vodka, shouting: Brother Gin!Then when Vodka, whose vigilance was at its lowest, looked back, he punched him unconscious and stuffed him into the trunk!
However, just when Martin was about to act, Vodka raised his hand and pointed at Martin's back: "Brother Gin!"

Martin was surprised: what?A mere vodka, actually came up with the same plan as me?Oh, and I'm vodka too, and that's fine.

Naturally, Martin didn't turn his head back immediately, but a cold voice came from behind: "What's going on?"

Oh, it turns out that Brother Gin is really back.But before he could stun the vodka and put it in the trunk, he was about to change from a civet cat to a prince and become a real and fake Monkey King.

But don’t panic. Only vodka has the best chance of breaking through cognitive distortions. Even vodka can’t see through it. As a third party, it is even more difficult for Gin to break through cognitive distortions.

Martin quickly turned his head: "Brother Gin!"

Vodka's expression froze, this was a good opportunity, and he immediately punched Martin on the back of the head.

Martin suddenly took two steps towards the gin, and Vodka's full-strength punch directly hit the ground, and he lost his balance and staggered forward a few steps.

Martin: Don't cry when you say it, it's the change in the eyes of our brother Gin who betrayed you.

On the surface, Martin just walked towards Gin as if he didn't notice Vodka staggering behind him at all, and said, "Brother Gin! I've become two!"

It really is what vodka can say.Gin just glanced at Martin and instinctively told him 'this is vodka', so he took out his gun and pointed it at the vodka who had just kept his balance and straightened up: "Who are you?"

Qin Jiu thought to himself: Hmph, who else could it be? It must be the bastard who pretended to be me last time!He shot me twice, and it's only been five days since he dared to come up to me again, he really didn't take me seriously.

Looking at the glaring muzzle of the elder brother's gun, Vodka was really scared in his heart, and said aggrievedly: "Brother, I am Vodka!"

It's not that Vodka has never seen gin kill his own people (undercover), of course he knows that his big brother never hurts his teammates.

Gin frowned, and his intuition told him, 'This is also vodka'.

He put down the gun and kept a certain distance from the two vodkas. He looked at the two vodkas with a gloomy face. They were exactly the same height, short, fat and thin, but there were some differences in their demeanor and temperament, but it was hard to say which one was closer to the real vodka.

His eyes fell between the two vodkas, and when he was thinking that one of them was the counterfeit from last time, Gin recalled another possibility and reminded: "Bermod, if you are joking, you'd better stop here, otherwise you will get hurt." You can't blame me."

Gin thought in his heart, if he couldn't tell which vodka was fake, he might as well have both...

Vodka heard Gin's words, but only said: "Huh?"

Martin looked at Vodka quickly and unexpectedly: "So you are Belmode?"

Martin: That's bad, Brother Gin has a big eye for evil, and he's trying to kill us both.

"How could I be Belmode, I'm Vodka." Vodka said with a confused face.

The murderous intent in Gin's eyes was even stronger: Since it's not Belmode, I've warned even Belmode, so let's kill them all.

But for no reason, maybe it was intuition, Qin Jiu suddenly remembered the fortune-telling Taoist priest he met the day before yesterday.

The Taoist said that water and fire are both good, and that what he thinks can be achieved naturally. Could it be that this counterfeit product is delivered to the door by himself?

But the Taoist also said that the beginning of auspiciousness will end in chaos, although the beginning will be smooth, but if you are not cautious and vigilant, you will end in failure in the end.

Is it prudent enough to kill both vodkas?No, I'm afraid it's just recklessness.That counterfeit can completely imitate his own fighting skills, and his strength is only not inferior to his own. The place is open, and if he really wants to fight, he may not be able to keep him, and the vodka will be damaged in vain.

While gin hesitated, Martin quarreled with vodka.

Vodka: "Brother, I am really Vodka!"

Martin: "I'm Vodka, and I have my brother's car keys!"

Vodka: "I have the car keys too!"

Martin: "I'm the vodka! You're fake, I'm real!"

Vodka: "I'm real, and so are you! We're all vodka!"

"I am!" "Me too!"

At the same time, Martin watched the murderous intent in Gin's eyes gradually dissipate, and he, who was ready to run away at any time, heaved a sigh of relief.

Vodka wore sunglasses but his mind was straight, and Martin could see what he was thinking by looking at his face.Brother Gin has a little facial paralysis, and his expression changes only when there are strong emotions, but as long as those eyes are not covered by bangs, Martin can read a little emotion from his eyes.

And wearing sunglasses on the face is also very convenient to cover the eyes, even the gin can't notice, while Martin is arguing with the vodka, he secretly looks at him and tries to figure out his mind.

Yo?There is a thoughtful look in this memory, Brother Ginjiu is thinking about some past events, and it happened not long ago... Oh?Could it be my fortune-telling result? !
He believed it, he believed it!
Martin didn't really tell them fortunes at the time, it was all nonsense.How did it come about?The vodka draws lots first, and then scares him that the vodka is the last hexagram in the 64 hexagrams.Then I talked about Vodka's recent encounters, the main point is to emphasize that Vodka has drawn a big murderer, scaring him to survive a catastrophe and he will have a supplementary knife.

Later, gin and vodka deliberately smoked the same chopsticks, so I had to go along and say that it was the hexagram of "upper water and lower fire". In a word, procrastinate for time, and then see how your "Zefeng Daguo" responds to the hexagram.

But Brother Gin actually believed his own words... well, he even took the initiative to deliver the goods to his door, so it's not difficult for Brother Gin to think that this is a sign of a promise.But it's rare for Brother Ginjiu to 'trust' him, so how can he not fulfill him.

Here, on the one hand, Qin Jiu thought that it has nothing to do with fortune-telling, and there will be no mistakes if you act cautiously; You are the vodka, so let's just fight, whoever wins will kill the other party, so there is only one vodka."

Hmph, in terms of the combat effectiveness of counterfeit and vodka, the one who wins is the counterfeit.

In fact, the most worthwhile way to quickly distinguish counterfeit products is to let the two vodkas try to tell things that only he and vodka know.However, if Qin Jiu is cautious, he feels that he is not sure to keep the counterfeit, and then he will let the counterfeit collect some information and run away.

So he let the counterfeit fight vodka, and if the counterfeit didn't want to show his flaws, he had to pretend to be as strong as vodka when fighting against vodka. Some wounds have done bitter tricks to win Gin's trust, and Gin will be sure to take him down by then.

At this time, Vodka didn't realize that the opposite party was 'not vodka', but the fake gin that could fight back and forth with Brother Gin, and was eager to try to attack Martin: "Okay, let's go heads-up, the winner takes all! "

Martin, however, 'shocked' and called out excitedly, "Brother!"

Qin Jiu looked coldly: "What's wrong?"

"For so many years, I certainly understand what big brother is thinking." Martin's tone was excited: "Big brother is asking us to kill each other, and then kill the one that survives, and make sure to get rid of that impostor."

Gin: I did think so a while back, and this vodka knows a thing or two about me.But I don't think so anymore now, which means that this vodka doesn't know me well enough...it's more like real vodka.

"What, what?" The real vodka looked confused: what fakes, don't we all have vodka?

And Martin's performance continued: "Brother! My vodka is not afraid of death! I am not afraid of dying for my brother! If I can help my brother get rid of that counterfeit and relieve my worries, my vodka deserves to die! But, but..."

While talking, two lines of hot tears rolled down from behind the sunglasses: "Brother, I can't bear you!"

Although Vodka was confused, after listening to Martin's words, he felt that what he said was right, especially under the influence of cognitive distortion, he took Martin's words as his inner thoughts and his own voice, and then Touched by his heart, he also shed tears, and big teardrops rolled down from both sides of his big chin: "Brother——!"

Looking at the two idiots crying into two tears in front of him, Qin Jiu originally only thought about how to get rid of the counterfeit, but suddenly felt a little panicked.

Martin added another fire, facing the gin, his words choked up but his tone was firm: "Brother, let me... look at you again, and then I will fight him!"

The same is true for vodka. He looked at the gin seriously, as if he wanted to engrave the appearance of his eldest brother in his heart, and then prepared to duel with Martin.

"Enough!" Gin stopped drinking suddenly.

In addition to feeling more and more panicked in my heart, the more important thing is that this place is still on the street, and passers-by are starting to watch around.

"Get in the car, let's go." The excitement was only momentary, and Gin's tone quickly returned to calm. He didn't explain too much, but said: "Today's work is not finished yet."

Isn't the counterfeit trying to pretend to be vodka?Okay, let you pretend and come to work with us!And I will keep an eye on you all the time, don't show any flaws!Then he brought you into our trap. At this time, Gin's eyes began to show murderous intent again, similar to the eyes he had when he was standing outside the villa with Martin.

But when they got into the car, Martin and Vodka were arguing again.

"I have the key, I will drive!" "I have the key too, I will drive!" "I will drive!" "I will drive!"

Gin: "Both of you go to the back, I'll drive."

Gin decided that it would be better to drive by himself this time. If that fake guy who acted like a psycho is really allowed to control the steering wheel, who knows if he will speed up the car to 120 mph, or drive the car to the police station or crematorium ?
In this way, Gin will not let a vodka that may be a counterfeit sit alone in the co-pilot or the back row, lest the counterfeit perform a wave of attacks on the driver. Naturally, the two vodkas will check and balance each other: "Vodka, you want Keep a close eye on the other party, and don't allow the other party to act suspiciously."

"Yes, brother!" "Understood!" The two agreed at the same time, staring at each other and got into the car one after another, and got into the back seat.

After all, the classic car with two seats was modified into four seats. The space in the back is actually quite narrow, so it would be fine for a slender woman like Belmode or Mao Lilan to sit.Vodka and today's Martin, two big and three thick guys, are squeezed behind, which is really uncomfortable.

Gin looked through the rearview mirror and watched the two vodkas fill up the space in the back row, but there was still some subtle visual pressure.

What made Gin even more subtle was that now he still had the feeling that it was his turn to be the driving boy.

　I will ask for leave tomorrow to finish the old book.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)