Transform randomly in Kexue World

Chapter 112 (4k) Vodka and Vodka Minus
(The chapter was overhauled, comments may disappear or be misplaced.)
Martin is vodka today.

"Xiao Ai, how about trying to take the gin car to school today?" Vodka Martin suggested during breakfast.

Hui Yuan Ai's tone was as cold as ever: "I'm not interested, I'm tired of seeing that classic car. I suggest someone not to act like a kid who just got a new toy and shows it around."

"Xiao Ai was really aggressive early in the morning." Martin turned to look at Dr. Ali: "Doctor, tell me the truth, did you make her angry?"

Dr. Ali looked at Martin, just smiled and said nothing.

Huihara Ai really didn't know what his interpersonal relationship at school would be like today after yesterday's Pokémon chaos.

Meow Meow seemed to be hated by the whole class yesterday, plus the kidnapping of Kudo Shinichi after the case was over, the three children would also be hostile to me, right?Under such a premise, adding another person who goes to and from school in a luxury car is a completely devastating blow to his impression in the hearts of the children around him.

"Huh?" Martin questioned: "Shouldn't Xiao Ai be a cool girl who doesn't care about the eyes of people around her and just does what she wants to do?"

This guy is really out of his mind, and you are the ones who asked me to get along with those kids, and now you are wondering why I should care about other people's eyes.

"Oh oh oh." Vodka Martin nodded: "Xiao Ai still listened to Musashi's words. On the surface, when she heard these words, she dismissed them, but in her heart she decided to implement them seriously. Xiao Ai is really arrogant."

You are arrogant!Wait, what's the matter with this guy, he has directly answered other people's mental activities more than once, reading minds?Another manifestation of his superpowers?Even turned into vodka?

"No, it's just an ordinary observation." Vodka Martin answered the conversation again, looked at Hui Yuan's expression, and said again: "Yes, even in Vodka's eyes, you are like 'Everything you think in your heart is written on your face The type of '. Xiao Ai is surprisingly easy to understand, poof."

He actually gave a mocking chuckle with vodka on his face.

Observing words and emotions is only the ability that most human beings have, but some people are strong and some people are weak, just like riding a bicycle, no matter how good it is, it cannot be called a superpower, but one of the many skills that a person has mastered .

It is extremely rare for a person in his early twenties to hone his observation skills to this extent.However, Martin's experience is by no means comparable to that of ordinary people. He has experienced hundreds of different worlds and experienced thousands of adventures. He has gained more knowledge and met more people of all kinds. Martin is definitely better.

Therefore, although his combat effectiveness is not as good as superpowers, Martin is definitely a professional adventurer who is proficient in sneaking doors, stealing locks, and is proficient in everything.Especially observing words and expressions, which is an important pre-skill to play tricks on others. You don't even know what others are thinking, so how can you predict?How to play the chain suit?

Hearing that the expression gave him away, Huiyuan Ai immediately put on a straight face.

So, is this guy's ability to 'sense words and expressions' good for Gin Jiu's paralyzed face?
"Brother Gin? The last time he turned into him was actually only at the end of the fight. At that time, his expression was quite understandable: 'Kill you!'"

Heh, it's up to you to say that, with all the things you've done, even if you haven't seen Gin, you'll know what he wants to do.

"That's true, but Brother Gin in his daily state hasn't touched it yet... It's decided!" Vodka Martin clapped his hands: "Let's find Brother Gin to play today."

Suddenly realizing that Martin could still understand his own thoughts, Haibara could only sigh faintly.Forget it, let love harm whoever you love, and just leave me alone.

I hope that as Musashi said, making a few friends can calm this guy down a bit.

"Xiao Ai, I have to remind you of one thing." However, Vodka Martin spoke again: "Sister Musashi and I have only known each other for a day or two in total... (counting with fingers), including yesterday It's only been six days, one of which I was a Rift Seat. The two of you are completely on the same level of familiarity with me."

"Ms. Musashi, her gentleness towards you yesterday was simply ooc. In fact, she is usually the kind of orangutan woman. Her delicate thoughts are the work of Kojiro and Miaomiao. Her ability to observe people is incomparable to mine."

"So she should have told you something about me, but you'd better not believe it completely~ and no matter how big the gap is between the me in other people's hearts and the real me, what's more important is that people will always change. "

In the eyes of Dr. A Li, Hui Yuan Ai, who had been completely silent for a long time, finally spoke: "People can change, but you can pervert."

Although I thought in my heart that I could 'hear' it from the other side, but some things were better said out loud.

"I said Xiaosai," Vodka's expression seemed distressed: "That's just a line to shape the character's image, can you stop pestering me?"

"In biology, metamorphosis refers to a series of changes in the shape, internal structure and growth habits of animals during embryonic development, such as insect larvae turning into pupae or tadpoles turning into frogs." Hui Yuanai turned the topic back to In his own domain, he said calmly: "So your transformation, that is, the phenomenon of greatly changing your appearance can also be called abnormal—"

Haibara Ai: "—Is there a problem? Mr. Martin who is perverted every day?"

"Doctor!" Vodka Martin sued resolutely: "I want to sue, Xiao Ai bullied me."

Dr. A Li also decisively typed back the pleadings: "I didn't see it... But Martin, why did you call Gin 'Big Brother' just now? Have you already entered the role?"

Vodka Martin patted his chest excitedly: "I Vodka is loyal to Brother Gin and will always abide by the three principles of Vodka!"

What is that?The other two were thinking at the same time.

"First, Brother Gin is always right!"

"Second, if you think Brother Gin's actions are problematic, please refer to the first article."

"Third, always be loyal to Big Brother Gin and never tell a lie to Big Brother."

……

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Huiyuan Ai rejected Martin's proposal to send her to school again, so Vodka Martin drove on the road by himself, planning to take a circle on the road before going to play with his dear brother Gin.

Although Haibara complained that he looked like a primary school student who got a new toy to show off, but Martin's thoughts... In fact, it's really similar!
Only for one day, new toys that will be confiscated every day, you can play as you want, play as you want, why care about other people's eyes?
Moreover, the comfort level of a luxury car is not comparable to that of the AE86. It is another matter to drive every day, but it is indeed a kind of enjoyment to drive it at a fast speed once in a while.

Just thinking about it, Vodka Martin suddenly noticed a car on the side of the road, and stopped beside it decisively.The black body, the unique shape - that's right, the black Porsche 356A, the genuine accompanying Lingbao of genuine vodka.

"I didn't expect to find the real owner so soon today. My vodka and brother gin really have a destiny." Talking to himself, Martin looked at the genuine Porsche.

Swap the car while the gin and vodka aren't in the car?Bring home Gin's real car... it's a bit dangerous to drive home, sell scrap iron; and Gin and Vodka will find their car turned into a kid's bicycle tomorrow?

No, if you can predict their actions, and then adjust the sleep time, let the two of them drive instead of riding children's bicycles?
Imagine vodka riding on top of that kid's tricycle and gin with nowhere to sit around vodka's neck...

The two of them didn't notice anything wrong at the beginning, and they galloped in the middle of the road like no one else, until a certain moment they finally 'came back to their senses'...

I just don't know whether the two of them got out of the car and walked onto the sidewalk as if there was no one else watching, or continued to ride with the cans broken?

By the way, I seem to have seen the traffic police on patrol just now?Martin smiled badly, got out of the car and walked into the convenience store next to him, and came out empty-handed a few minutes later, got in the car (his own bicycle version of Porsche), turned around and left to find the traffic police.

Miyamoto Yumi was driving a mini patrol car normally, patrolling with colleagues, and then saw a black Porsche driving from the opposite side.

The Porsche looked familiar, and they should have just passed by them not long ago. After all, this kind of classic car is rare now, so it left a deep impression on them.

But why did you appear in the opposite lane so quickly and go the wrong way?

And this speed is going to be a bit too fast... Yumi Miyamoto stopped and took out the speedometer in her hand, ready to measure the speed of the Porsche.

However, after passing by the patrol car, the Porsche suddenly made a drifting U-turn in the middle of the road and came to this driveway.

"Hey, you can't turn around there." Miyamoto Yumi muttered, and was about to take measures when the Porsche approached from behind again and stopped beside the mini patrol car.

beep--!beep--!After two consecutive loud whistles, he quickly started and disappeared from Miyamoto Yumi's sight after a few seconds with excellent performance.

He actually provoked the traffic police!I really think that if you have money, you will be lawless!Yumi Miyamoto was immediately bombed, and immediately contacted the colleagues ahead, ready to outflank and intercept the car!

……

"The black Porsche ahead! Please stop immediately!" Two more traffic policemen appeared ahead, holding red parking signs in their hands.

Stop when you say stop?Aren't the members of my majestic big black organization very shameless?Martin's speed increased instead of decreasing, and he used inertial drift to corner, avoiding an old woman crossing the road and at the same time ran the red light sideways.

Wait, when I passed the intersection from north to south, although the signal lights in the north-south direction were red, and the traffic lights in the east-west direction were green, but I crossed the vehicle body and used the inertia to slide across the intersection, that is to say, I The car is also facing east and west!So am I running a red light?

Volt Philosophy plus Martin came up with the paradox of running a red light, and then the pig's brain was overloaded.

But the speed is still not slow, and he circled back to the street where he found the genuine Porsche. After passing the place where the car was parked, he quickly turned into a dead end and stopped in a dead end, disappearing from the sight of the latecomers.

Then he got out of the car, ran into the convenience store just now, came out with a pot of freshly boiled hot water, poured all of it on the hood of the genuine Porsche, and returned to the convenience store.

A total of three traffic policemen, including Miyamoto Yumi, chased after them, and quickly found the Porsche parked on the side of the road.

"Black Porsche 356A, the brand is Shinjuku 54み43-68, it matches, it is it!" Then Yumi Miyamoto touched the hood again: "The hood is still warm! But not much, and it runs really fast!"

"Running to the monk can't escape the temple, drag it back and find out who the driver is!"

"Could it be a car thief?"

"Then drag it away."

With great efficiency, the traffic police called a tow truck and towed away the real Porsche of Gin.

After the traffic policemen and the tow truck had gone far away, Vodka Martin, who had been watching the excitement in the convenience store, came out, backed up the bicycle Porsche in the dead end, and then parked where the real Porsche had parked before, no more, no less, impartial .

Get out of the car and lock the door.Vodka Martin leaned leisurely on the car, looking left and right, waiting for a familiar face to come into his sight.

Gin and vodka sometimes split up, like the last time they turned into gin.If they split up this time, and Gin came back first this time, they would just pretend to be vodka and take Gin away, send him directly to the Metropolitan Police Department to have him turn himself in, then run away and leave the vodka here.

If the vodka came back first, he would find a way to stun the vodka and stuff it into the trunk, then pretend to be vodka to take the gin away, and send it directly to the crematorium to abandon the car and drive away.

If the gin and vodka came back together, there is no way to just run away, leave the bicycle to them, and go to bed at night after calculating the time.

As for the danger of this plan, such as whether he can escape after taking the gin to the crematorium - today he is vodka, so he has no brains, so he can't think about it that much.

"Brother asked me to patrol the mountains, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh~"

"Be careful~ That Fobole, oh oh oh oh oh~"

While humming a ditty, Vodka Martin slapped the car door to beat the beat, but heard a nasty voice beside him: "Who are you? What are you doing in my car?"

Martin turned his head and saw genuine vodka standing behind him, looking at him.

Good guy, I was surrounded by vodka and didn't notice it. It's really vodka.

But how to deal with him?The small eyes under the sunglasses rolled around, and a ghostly idea came up:

"Wow!" Martin screamed strangely, and pointed to the vodka: "Who am I, you ask? The whole family can't recognize it?"

Vodka was really confused: "A family? What family?"

"Of course it's a family in the organization!" Martin said as a matter of course.

Vodka was suspicious: "A member of the organization? Why haven't I seen you in the organization?"

"Haven't seen it?" Martin pointed to his face: "Look carefully again?"

Vodka really did as he did, and leaned close to Martin's face, carefully observing the other's facial features.Martin also lifted his chin and brought his face closer so that he could observe.

At the same time, Martin wondered a little, isn't today's cognitive distortion unreliable? According to his usual performance, shouldn't Vodka treat him as Vodka as soon as he sees him?

The strength of the effect of cognitive distortion is also random, like a tide, sometimes high and sometimes low. Could it be that yesterday it brought the whole world together to exert too much force, and today it wilted?
"Eh? Look at it carefully, it looks familiar." The vodka here is indeed getting more and more strange, and this face has indeed been seen before: "I really seem to have seen you somewhere!"

For example, when you go to the bathroom, when you take a shower, when you get a haircut... when you look in the mirror?
Vodka was shocked: "Why do you look the same as me?"

(End of this chapter)