This Naruto Is a Player!

The next day, Naruto frowned as he looked at a newly appeared side quest.

[Side Quest: Take an artistic Ninja Registration Photo.]

Artistic flair?

Explain, what exactly is artistic flair?

He glanced at the reward again, only 500 chakra and 200 experience points.

Forget it, such a quest isn't worth doing.

He was about to leave it at that, but then he looked up and saw the Hokage Rock, and suddenly, inspiration struck Naruto.

Who says that doesn't count as art?

On the rooftop of the Hokage Tower.

"Are you sure this is it?" The photographer, lying on the ground as per Naruto's request, looked up and emphasized to Naruto.

At this moment, the camera's viewfinder perfectly framed Naruto, along with the Hokage Rock that he had already defaced.

"Of course, don't forget to get all of my great work in the background."

"Alright, cheese!"

"Cheese~"

In the photo, Naruto's brilliant smile occupied the lower half, while above it were the four defaced Hokage faces on the rock.

After taking the artistic photo, Naruto went downstairs to submit his ninja registration form. On the way, he met Shikamaru and Choji, who had already finished. Naruto was the one who took the longest.

In the room, the Third Hokage stared at the form, his expression grim, making it impossible to guess his mood.

Seeing that his great work might be ruined, Naruto immediately had to explain: "Hokage Grandpa, I'll go out and clean them up right away, I promise."

"Retake it!" The Third Hokage decisively refused.

"I disagree."

Naruto stated, You have to respect my hard work.

"Naruto, your ninja registration form is going to be archived. It's a very confidential item. Future ninjas might even come to know you through this photo."

Emmm...

Staring at the Third Hokage's unwavering gaze, Naruto largely guessed that his plan might really be ruined, but...

He could only use that one move!

Old man, you forced my hand!

"Leaf Village Secret Technique - Sexy Jutsu!"

Poof~

The white smoke dispersed, and Naruto disappeared. In his place stood a tall, curvaceous, golden-haired beauty with a devilish figure.

The beauty's simple yet revealing one-piece bikini perfectly contoured her body. Her captivating, naturally alluring eyes made one want to cherish her dearly. The voluptuous beauty struck an S-shaped pose, showing off her figure. Her ample chest passively created a profound cleavage, undulating wildly with her movements.

The stunning beauty seduced in a charming voice: "Please, Hokage-sama~"

Splat~~

As expected, the Third Hokage dropped his guard, his nosebleed acting like an engine, instantly flipping his chair and causing him to fall backward.

Upon closer inspection, he was already twitching.

As expected~

This Ninjutsu, even if it was a low-rank E-rank jutsu, could still create miracles.

Even the Third Hokage was instantly defeated by this move.

However.

Seeing the significant effect of his technique, Naruto was still unprepared.

Possibly, eight times out of ten, it's because I had extensive experience in my previous life?

And this was the result of his continuous refinement.

Back then, when he was training this Ninjutsu, it was incredibly challenging.

The Nine-Tails couldn't offer any advice, so he had to refine it bit by bit himself.

During the days he was creating this Ninjutsu, he had nosebleeds every day, almost becoming deficient from the blood loss.

So this move, from six-year-olds to hundred-year-olds, it's an absolute killer!

"Honestly, using such a lewd Ninjutsu. And also, don't randomly give such a jutsu the name 'Leaf Village Secret Technique'!" The Third Hokage complained, wiping his nosebleed.

Naruto's Ninjutsu had completely shamed him, an old man.

"Hehe."

"Speaking of which," the Third Hokage sighed deeply, and finally mused, "Your registration form can stay here for now."

What does that mean? He agreed?

"That's great!"

Naruto almost jumped up. The old man finally relented. If he opened a small door now, then perhaps his formal modification of the Hokage Rock would also be put on the agenda.

The big boss had shown his HP bar; victory was in sight.

"Grandpa, let's have a showdown!"

A little brat, appearing out of nowhere, suddenly burst through the door, yelling as he charged at the Third Hokage. But before he could run a few steps, he tripped over his overly long scarf.

Naruto felt embarrassed just watching him. Where did this barbarian... little brat come from?

But, Grandpa?

This address, could he be the Hokage's grandson?

"Damn it, is this a trap?" The little brat muttered to himself, clutching his head.

This voice, Naruto found surprisingly familiar?

Where had he heard it before?

At this moment, a ninja in a tight bodysuit ran in from outside.

This ninja was the little brat's teacher. After he entered, he immediately began comforting the little brat, but Naruto felt that the tight-suited teacher was looking at him with considerable ill will.

Then, the most unexpected thing happened to Naruto.

"So that's it, it was your trick, wasn't it?"

This brat actually stood in front of Naruto, pointing his "Great Wilderness Imprisonment Heaven Finger" at Naruto, questioning him.

Huh? I was just watching the show.

How did the show turn on me?

Naruto indicated: He had never suffered such a great injustice.

"You tripped yourself, kid!" Naruto grabbed the little brat, his face threatening.

"Damn it, stop it quickly, this is Lord Third's grandson." The tight-suited ninja teacher threatened.

"Hmm?"

Really the Third Hokage's grandson?

Just as Naruto was considering letting the kid off the hook, given how good the Third Hokage was to him, the little brat added fuel to the fire: "What's wrong, you jerk? If you dare to hit me, try it, go on, hit me!"

Naruto had never heard such a bizarre request.

Thump~

"I don't care who you are!" Naruto delivered a one-punch K.O.

He wouldn't tolerate such a young age soiling his good name. He couldn't even imagine what he'd dare to do when he grew up.

Against this, I, Naruto Uzumaki, the nemesis of injustice, must strike hard!

Moreover, what if you are the Hokage's grandson? I'm still the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki.

There can be multiple Hokage grandsons; at worst, the Hokage old man can just work harder and have another son, it's not impossible.

But there's only one of me!

On the road.

Naruto came out of the Hokage Tower and sensed a tail following him.

He looked back, and a large bump appeared out of nowhere on the flat road surface.

Looking closely, it was a person covered with a camouflage cloth, with the small chicken feet of a 'kuroko' (stagehand) exposed.

Who taught him this camouflage technique?

Zero points.

He walked a few more steps, and the person followed again.

"Stop following me," Naruto said impatiently.

"I didn't expect you to see through me." Konohamaru, dropping his disguise, praised: "As expected of the legendary 'Uzumaki One-Versus-Seven.'"

Uzumaki One-Versus-Seven? That's an ancient title from the era before last.

"I don't mind being your little brother."

Huh?

You kneel, and I'll beg you for something.jpg

Naruto watched silently and speechlessly. With this brat's arrogant attitude, anyone who didn't know would think Naruto was the little brother.

Konohamaru continued his spiel, "In exchange, you need to teach me that Sexy Jutsu you used to defeat my grandpa."

"Are you done talking?" Naruto turned and walked away. "What a joke, you want to be my little brother? I, Naruto, won't even accept you."

"Don't say that, Boss!"

This voice, Naruto stopped in his tracks.

"Say that again?"

"Boss! Boss! Boss!"

Confirmed.

Is that you, Chopper?