The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Lin Li first carefully checked the stall to confirm no one was inside using the toilet, then walked to the bathroom's window position, back against the wall, facing the entrance door.

This way, if someone came in, he could notice immediately.

Even if someone entered, seeing him with a cigarette in his mouth making a phone call, they probably wouldn't think much of it.

Lin Li took out his phone, only now pausing the recording, then directly dialed 110.

"Hello, this is 110." The call connected quickly, the operator's voice coming through, brief and to the point.

"Hello, I want to report—623 Huyue Road, Xiling Town, Light Earl Health Club. They're actually providing prostitution and other sexual services behind the scenes. Please send people for arrests as soon as possible."

Lin Li kept his voice low, ensuring people outside definitely couldn't hear.

After confirming it wasn't a major case like murder, the operator had time to verify the case's authenticity and asked, "Can you confirm this information is true? Or do you have any evidence to provide us? If we respond and find the situation isn't true, and you can't provide corresponding evidence, we may need to pursue your legal responsibility and even require you to compensate the business for losses."

"Confirmed, quite confirmed. They're providing such services on the third floor right now. If you come directly now, you can definitely catch them red-handed."

"Alright, I'll contact officers from the jurisdiction where the incident occurred to dispatch shortly. But now I need you to provide some of your personal information. Where are you now?"

"Light Earl Health Club, third floor."

"Okay, so you're at the Light... hm?"

The other party suddenly stopped talking.

So Lin Li and the operator both fell silent.

Silence was tonight's Cambridge.

"...Where did you say you... are now?" The operator seemed unsure if what they just heard was correct, so asked again.

"Light Earl Health Club."

"The place you just reported?"

"Hello, yes."

"Still on the third floor?"

"Hello, yes."

"May I ask what you're doing there?"

"Uh... in a little while, I'll be receiving those illegal services, so please hurry up." Lin Li pinched the cigarette in his hand, his words also somewhat awkward.

The operator fell silent again.

As a 110 operator, what storms hadn't she seen? She had never seen this kind of ridiculous situation.

She even found it hard to define what the current case situation actually was. Did this count as surrendering? But the caller hadn't actually taken any illegal action yet? Was this fucking advance surrender?

Phantom Thief Kid would announce crimes—this caller was announcing surrender, right?

"Okay, I understand. I've already notified nearby police stations to respond. For specific information, we'll talk after you're arrested. I won't disturb you for now... ah forget it, let me disturb you a bit—sir, turn back from the brink!"

The operator had never said such awkward words.

Strange, too strange.

"Success need not be attributed to me. Some things, once missed, are missed. I... can't go back." Lin Li finished speaking and hung up, pretended to take a puff of the cigarette, then flicked the complete cigarette out the window.

Such cool lines—Lin Li felt like a hero preparing to perish together with enemies. If he ate more domestic trendy takeout in the future, he should be able to be even cooler.

Who says only those standing in the light count as heroes?

Mainly, the current environment was quite dangerous. His motives and why he was doing this would be hard to explain clearly for a while.

Even if no one would come in, staying in the bathroom and stalling would easily arouse the chicken farm's vigilance. Explanations and such could wait until he reached the Demon Suppression Bureau.

"Love me walking alone into brothels, love my unyielding appearance, love that I've confronted technicians, refusing to come once~"

Humming, Lin Li came to the changing room and casually found a massage robe to put on.

Turning the phone recording back on, when he returned to the private room, the technician named Xiao Jing was already inside.

Mm, indeed not as good-looking as in the video. Heavy makeup—not Lin Li's preferred style.

She was exposing what should be exposed on her body, but not completely—was it exposed? Like exposed.

Lin Li's gaze naturally locked onto the other party's chest area. Quite white indeed.

Damn, forgot to turn off auto-aim.

Lin Li withdrew his gaze.

Then his hateful eyes, actually not listening to his brain's warnings, automatically looked over again.

Traitors had appeared among his organs.

Damn, more than one traitor. After his eyes looked, there was a chain reaction—other organs also betrayed Lin Li's thinking.

I'll properly discipline you all when I get home later.

Although Lin Li wasn't very satisfied with the other party, seeing Lin Li, her eyes lit up—quite satisfied.

After all, what kind of customers did she usually serve? Pot-bellied middle-aged men who could only see their own stomachs when looking down, spirited street thugs...

A young man like Lin Li with decent height and good looks was definitely a premium customer.

Too bad he only ordered the 399 package.

Looks like she'd have to use all her skills later. She didn't believe this kind of young man could hold out under her offensive.

Guaranteed to extend time. If he could hold out, hehe, she Xiao Jing would quit this business from now on.

"Here comes the boss~ Lie down first~ Service is about to start~~" Xiao Jing said in a sweet voice, while also pulling her clothes open a bit more to the sides with both hands.

Deadly trap, take this sword!

But really white.

"Mm-hmm." Lin Li lay on the nearby massage bed, face down, butt up.

Xiao Jing raised an eyebrow—the other party was actually so well-behaved.

Usually when people passed by her, they'd already started touching above and groping below.

Honest and proper—bonus points!

"Boss, if you're face down, how can people serve you?" Xiao Jing's hands were already on Lin Li's back, beginning to caress gently, continuing to speak in a coquettish voice.

Even more directly, she began rubbing Lin Li's thigh with her own thigh.

You're using this to test cadres?

Lin Li shivered all over—he really hadn't experienced such stimulation before.

His head felt swollen and uncomfortable.

—Right, not the head above.

Really couldn't help it—it was just that hot-blooded age. Once certain thoughts flashed through his mind, the other brain directly took seamless control of his body.

Could only say this cadre Lin Li had experienced far too few tests.

But Lin Li couldn't possibly accept this service. Not to mention how idiotic it would be to knowingly break the law when the Demon Suppression Bureau was coming, he really couldn't explain clearly then—his guardian would be notified immediately.

Secondly, Lin Li wasn't willing to lose it here either. He hadn't yet waited for a 175cm loyal and devoted 36D rich woman.

Better eat fewer dirty things.

Who knew if their health certificates were forged?

"No need right now. You should be able to do normal massage too, right? Let's do normal massage first. My body has indeed been tired these past few days. We'll talk about special services later." Lin Li waved his hand and said.

This wouldn't do.

Xiao Jing's plan was to finish the 399 content early, then torment Lin Li to death during the remaining time, making him unbearably uncomfortable after an hour and forced to extend time. How could she delay?

Men in sage mode absolutely wouldn't extend time.

This was also why normal massage services were included in all packages—to let customers use this time to recover mana.

"Boss, what could be more relaxing and fatigue-relieving than that kind of thing? Don't worry, Xiao Jing will definitely make you comfortable."

This stimulated Lin Li to jump up and shout loudly:

"Miss, please conduct yourself properly!"

Xiao Jing: "?"

(End of Chapter)