The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Truly worthy of being a pleasure demon stronghold—the demon cultivators were already secretly casting spells to destroy his willpower without a sound.

Extremely dangerous.

If not for his solid dao heart, he almost would have been deceived.

Lin Li took a deep breath, clearing the distracting thoughts from his mind. Unless a 175cm devoted and affectionate 36D beautiful rich woman appeared, he absolutely wouldn't be so pathetic again.

Of course, this condition could also be relaxed as appropriate—Lin Li's bottom line was quite flexible most of the time.

"Can I see the technicians first?" Lin Li didn't immediately choose a price tier, but asked instead.

As an 'experienced hand,' how could he not first check the quality and grade of the goods?

"Of course, no problem. Please wait a moment." The woman took out her phone, operated it for a while, then handed it to Lin Li and introduced:

"Today, the technicians who are currently working and don't have customers right now, who can immediately provide service for you, are just these three. The ones below are resting today, but if you're interested you can also look—you can make advance appointments in the future."

The madam smiled. Her business was quite special—although visiting customers were few, customer retention was high, with most becoming repeat customers.

Niche, but with high stickiness.

In her eyes, this person in front of her was a new customer developed by an old customer, actually quite rarely seen normally.

Lin Li looked at the phone. Just like models having special personal information cards, this shop's girls also had corresponding identification cards.

Stage names, height, weight, measurements—this information was written clearly.

And each person also had videos where beauty filters weren't applied too heavily, with some videos simply having no filters at all.

Mainly, Lin Li was already in the shop, and the merchandise would soon meet offline. If the goods didn't match the advertisement, refunds would be troublesome for both sides.

They all looked decent too, all in their twenties, without those old birds who could sit on the ground and absorb dirt.

Holy shit!

—Not a verb, but an exclamation.

When Lin Li scrolled down, he was shocked.

Because each girl actually had their own health certificate! And looking at the dates above, they were basically all issued in recent weeks.

Ah ya, this time there really were no venereal diseases!

Could it be that each girl had regular medical checkups to provide customers with safer and more comfortable experiences? This was actually a conscientious business.

Expensive had its reasons.

Too bad—even if you're conscientious, as someone from the righteous path, today he would have to sacrifice family for justice.

"Customer, how does it look? Which technician have you decided to choose for your service?" Seeing that Lin Li should have finished looking at the technician introductions, the woman asked.

Lin Li pondered for a moment, then asked: "Can I order multiple at once?"

Madam: "?"

Since the main task was clearance, shouldn't he gather criminal evidence on everyone?

The woman's expression became more serious: "Young man, although we each have our reasons for engaging in this disreputable industry, we also have our own dignity that cannot be trampled upon."

"I was presumptuous, pretend I never said that." Lin Li waved his hand.

He had thought wrong. Clearance probably didn't require him to take action. When the Demon Suppression Bureau officials arrived, they would be responsible for uprooting this breeding farm completely. He didn't need to fight many alone.

Leave it to the professionals.

"No no no, customer, that's not what I meant..." Now it was the woman's turn to wave her hand. She quickly added: "I mean, it's possible, but there's an additional charge."

Lin Li blinked.

Damn, he had actually believed she was upholding values for their industry and colleagues, protecting their dignity.

Turned out it was all about negotiating prices.

At only seventeen, he was still too naive.

"No need, I'll just experience the single person service first this time." Lin Li refused again.

"So which technician would you like to serve you?"

"Xiao Jing then." Lin Li randomly picked one, since this wasn't too important.

"Which price tier?"

"First time here, let me try 399 first."

The woman showed no disappointment at the customer choosing the lowest price tier.

They had ways to make customers extend their time.

Love rises with the hour, when the hour ends the feeling lingers.

This was the service requirement for all employees.

"Do you have any requirements for the technician's attire? We provide various uniforms here—currently JK, flight attendant, professional..."

"Also, would you like to purchase some additional props to enhance the mood? For example, jelly, popping candy, ice cream..."

"Our Xiao Jing's specialty is ice and fire, so we especially recommend you purchase..."

What a fucking professional madam.

Her introductions came in sets, truly stunning Lin Li, this fake expert pretending to understand.

What kind of model enterprise were you? The cream of the crop among chicken farms.

Honestly, Lin Li scoffed at product guides for other merchandise outside, but for the product introductions here, he even wanted to analyze them frame by frame.

Illegal but useful knowledge increased.

Jelly was good, jelly must be learned.

However, Lin Li ultimately restrained himself and didn't buy anything.

After all, he didn't know whether the Demon Suppression Bureau would return his bribes afterward. If the 399 couldn't be recovered, Lin Li would be heartbroken for a long time—how could he possibly throw more money in?

Huh? Lin Li was suddenly very curious about a question.

If he finished and ran without paying, what could the chicken farm do to him?

But Lin Li soon knew the answer.

Because payment was required first.

It was direct Alipay transfer, and they didn't even report taxes—seems this enterprise wasn't very conscientious after all.

After collecting payment, the woman nodded: "Young man, please wait a moment. Xiao Jing will be over shortly."

"I need to use the bathroom, and you should provide bathrobes, right?" Lin Li stood up and said.

"Yes, look over here—go straight ahead, turn right at the end, that's the bathroom, and the changing room is right next to it. But you can also wait for Xiao Jing to help you change when she comes—this doesn't cost extra." The woman led Lin Li out of the room, pointing in a direction.

"Okay, thank you."

Lin Li nodded, parted with the madam, and headed to the bathroom.

Walking into the men's bathroom stall, he saw a man already standing at the sink smoking, mechanically washing his hands while looking at himself in the mirror.

Seeing Lin Li enter, the man removed the cigarette from his mouth with wet hands, his eyes weathered and distant, and sincerely asked:

"Little brother, what's the meaning of our human existence? Since we're all destined to die, what meaning is there in living?"

If it were normally, hearing this, Lin Li might consider the other person a depression patient and say some comforting words.

But now he was in a chicken farm.

So this wasn't depression.

This fucking guy was purely stupid from whoring.

Golden liquid flowing back to the brain, expert controlling thoughts; little head controlling big head, body obeying the penis.

"To go to the dock and get some fries." So Lin Li casually replied.

"Speaking of which, I'm getting a bit hungry too. You reminded me—roasted pigeon tonight." The man nodded.

"Want one?"

"Thanks." Lin Li didn't smoke, but after thinking, he took the cigarette, though didn't light it.

The man was about to leave but suddenly turned back and asked: "Little brother, want some of that oil? It can make you last longer. I still have some unused—no charge, free gift."

"...No need, thanks." Lin Li really couldn't hold it together for this one.

"Right, you look young, indeed don't need this stuff yet. I'll go first then, bro." The man waved and turned to leave.

Big brother, I hope you really left.

Looking at the man's retreating figure, Lin Li silently blessed him.

If you left, then you're lucky.

Because the Demon Suppression Bureau probably wouldn't trace back to people who had already left, even if this man had just left.

But if he didn't leave, he could eat government meals.

(End of Chapter)