The Family of Time Travel Has an Ugly Wife

Shan Yu’s heart was filled with a battle between heaven and man, and Linlang faintly woke up.

Before she could even open her eyes, she instinctively groped for anything available and attacked Shan Yu, who was closest to her.

Linlang’s vigilance had been ridiculously high. Shan Yu didn’t know what she and Lian Zhou had suffered. After avoiding the unexpected attack from behind, Shan Yu quickly held Linlang’s wrist, which was holding the stone, and said:

“It’s me! Shan Yu!”

After Linlang saw Shan Yu’s face clearly, the murderous intent in her eyes faded slightly. She turned her gaze to Wan Qiu and Grandpa Yaba, who were standing aside, and saw that they had turned their backs.

Under the moonlight, the girl had bare shoulders and flesh, and her skin was as white as snow. She looked like a holy statue. It seemed blasphemous to look at her again.

Shan Yu looked at her without hesitation and was slapped in the face.

Grandpa Yaba walked a few steps farther away from the scene. Wan Qiu squatted on the ground and drew a circle, secretly thinking that his husband deserved it.

Shan Yu covered his face, bewildered. “Why did you hit me?”

“You! You! You!” Linlang clenched her fists tightly, biting her teeth strongly.

Her close-fitting clothes had become rags, wrapped around the wounds on her shoulders and chest. Everything that should be seen and that should not be seen was exposed to Shan Yu, a stinky man. She, a noble princess, had been treated like a pariah. But a commoner man was now looking at her body, how could she not be embarrassed if word spread?

“This princess must kill you, a daring scoundrel, today!”

Linlang’s eyes turned red with anger, and she looked like she was ready to kill Shan Yu. Shan Yu hurriedly kicked her whip away and explained:

“I am a doctor, and you are a wounded person in my eyes. I had to take off your clothes to treat the wound. There was no clean fine cloth available, so I could only tear up what you had to use as bandages. I didn’t do anything else.” He pointed at the two people who were acting like the quails. “If you don’t believe me, ask them.”

Grandpa Yaba hurriedly waved his hands, and Wan Qiu felt very uncomfortable.

He didn’t mind if Shan Yu looked at the princess’ body as she was injured and needed help. But it was still a woman’s body after all, a taboo thing even for shuanger to look at woman.

To be honest, Wan Qiu was scared and he didn’t dare to make trouble with Shan Yu unreasonably. He was quite happy to see the princess slap Shan Yu and thought to himself whether he would dare to stop Shan Yu in the future. Shrinking his neck, he said nothing.

Shan Yu: “…” Where was the family that had promised to stay together through thick and thin? Why were they not speaking?

Grandpa Yaba: ‘I can’t speak.’

Wan Qiu: ‘I don’t want to talk.’

Linlang glared at Shan Yu. “You bastard! What else do you want to say before you die?”

Shan Yu couldn’t count on anyone else, so he had to rely on himself. As the former straight man, he defended himself bluntly: “Your body is mediocre; you’re just an underdeveloped little girl. I don’t have any evil thoughts towards you, and now, I certainly know that I’m bent and like men.”

Linlang: “!”

Ordinary? Underdeveloped? Little girl?

Wan Qiu: “?”

What did his husband just say? That he liked men?

“Husband, what do you mean by this?” Wan Qiu suddenly stood up from the ground, looked at Shan Yu with resentful eyes, and asked him aggrievedly, “Are you saying that you are a cut sleeve? Or that I am a man?”

Shan Yu: “No, what…what are you making trouble here?”

Wan Qiu was unhappy, and Linlang was even more unhappy. Grandpa Yaba hugged his own basket and hid ten feet away.

In the end, Shan Yu had spent a lot of effort to stabilize the princess’s giant Buddha heart. On the way back, he kissed and hugged Wan Qiu and lifted him up high. After making people happy, he came to a conclusion. …

Not only women and villains were difficult to solve in this world, and it was even more difficult for him to coax a shuanger.

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Linlang secretly ran out with Lianzhou. The emperor had been chasing them, and the empress also chased them. For now, staying in the Deadly Forest was the safest.

After Shan Yu simply settled everything, he returned to the hospital alone. He was considering whether he should become a deserter.

The moon was high in the sky, and Shan Yu was walking with heavy steps when he saw Er Zhu waiting at the door of the medical clinic.

“You just come back?” Er Zhu ran up to Shan Yu as soon as he saw him, and said with excitement, “We didn’t have to go to the battlefield anymore! The announcement had come out during the day that doctors were not included in the forced conscription. Yu Hua and his cousin had given me a backdoor, so I could change my career to become an apprentice for you, so you didn’t have to go!”

Shan Yu: “…”

It was a trick to show mercy to the doctor, and it was a bluff to show Er Zhu the back door. Using the two of them to lure Lian Zhou out was the real plan, right?

The medical clinic continued to operate, and Shan Yu brought Wan Qiu and Grandpa Yaba back from the village to avoid suspicion.

“Husband, Grandpa Yaba and I are back. What will happen to Lian Zhou and the princess?”

“The princess isn’t an ordinary delicate woman. As long as she took care of Lian Zhou, everything would be fine.” Shan Yu had hugged the little bun in his arms, kissed it, and asked Wan Qiu, “Where is that one?”

Wan Qiu pointed to the basket on the table. “What about it?”

The newborn baby was not even as long as Shan Yu’s forearm. Although it was born full-term, it was probably suffered in the mother’s womb, and its cries was feeble, looking as though it had been born with deficiencies.

Shan Yu handed the little bun in his arms to Wan Qiu and touched the wrist of the baby in the basket. The pulse was so weak that it could be ignored.

“Husband, how is the child’s health? I have taken good care of him.”

Shan Yu shook his head and sighed.

“Ah?” Wan Qiu was a little anxious. “What’s wrong? This child is weak in crying, so he should be fine, right? Our Yun’er’ condition was almost the same back then. Didn’t my husband nurse him back to health?”

Shan Yu didn’t say anything, but he lifted the dyed blue cloth covering the baby’s body and discovered that there were birthmarks in the shape of dragon patterns on the soles of the little thing’s feet.

Wan Qiu said, “The princess said that this child’s father… also has such a birthmark on the sole of his foot. He must be a blessed person…”

“Blessed?” Shan Yu sneered. “I’m afraid it took eight lifetimes of bad luck to reincarnate into the emperor’s family.”

The little bun on the side was very dissatisfied that his father had been focusing all his attention on the baby in the basket. He opened his hands to Shan Yu and said with a waxy voice, “Daddy~ hug~ hug~ daddy~”

Children were like this. They learned to compete for Favor early at an age when they didn’t understand anything.

Probably because of his instinctive possession of his father’s love, the little bun who usually relied on Wan Qiu, saw Shan Yu holding another child and immediately became unhappy. He kicked his strong short legs in Wan Qiu’s arms and looked at Shan Yu with tears in his eyes, crying, “Daddy~ Daddy~ Daddy~”

Shan Yu put the baby back in the basket, took the little bun in Wan Qiu’s arms, and gave him a kiss. The little guy immediately started to smile, nestling on Shan Yu’s shoulder and calling sweetly, “Daddy.”

Wan Qiu found it funny and tapped his son’s nose. “Yun’er, you stingy kid.”

Shan Yu raised his eyebrows, patted Wan Qiu’s butt, and asked, “Are you generous or stingy?”

The two hadn’t seen each other for some time, and Wan Qiu missed Shan Yu very much. He couldn’t get close to his husband in front of their children, but the physical contact was like a hook with the scent of flesh…

Wan Qiu walked around behind Shan Yu, hugged him tightly from behind, and whispered, “I’m stingier than your son.”