Chapter 60: 60: Market Mayhem and Tradewind's departure
The Golden Coin inn buzzed with the faint echoes of the previous night's revelry, its wooden beams still trembling from the raucous laughter and clinking tankards that had spilled into the early hours. Morning light streamed through smudged windows, illuminating a floor littered with overturned mugs and crumbs of roasted meat. The air hung heavy with the scent of stale ale, a testament to the chaos Killyaen and his crew had unleashed after the Starveil Auction's windfall. At a worn corner table, Killyaen, the qi-blind elf cursed by N'Nazmuz, sprawled with a grin, his Starforged Tunic glinting faintly as it countered the 30 kg weight dragging at his limbs. Across from him sat Tira, Bera, and Lila, their eyes bleary but sharp, a mix of amusement and irritation etched into their faces.
Killyaen leaned back, his braided hair swaying as he twirled a spoon between his fingers. "So, ladies, how's it feel to breakfast with the Supreme Elf of Tradewind? Auction loot's got us eating like kings today." His voice boomed, drawing glances from nearby patrons.
Tira, her red hair blazing in the sunlight, snorted and stabbed a piece of bread with her fork. "You mean the Supreme Disaster who spent half our winnings on that ridiculous Silver Queen Mantis? I'd rather eat with Stinky."
Bera smirked, her corset creaking as she crossed her arms. "At least the book you got me—Inferno's Wrath—is useful. Though I'm still not thanking you for it, pervert."
Lila, adjusting her rune-etched skirt, nodded. "The Earth tunic's nice, Killy. But Tira's right—you're a menace with money."
Killyaen laughed, a deep, rolling sound that shook the table. "Menace? I'm a visionary! And speaking of visions…" He turned, winking at a passing waitress whose cheeks flushed pink as she hurried off with a tray. "Oi, sweetheart, how about a refill for your favorite elf?"
Tira's Fire Qi flared, a faint heat shimmering around her. "Killy, one more move like that, and I'll toast that braid right off your skull."
Bera grinned wickedly. "I'd pay to see it."
Lila's earth Qi pulsed, the floor quivering beneath them. "Borrowed time, Supreme Prankster. Keep pushing."
Unfazed, Killyaen leaned forward, resting his chin on his hand. "Aw, you three are adorable when you're jealous. Fighting over me already? I've got plenty of charm to go around."
Varkoth, coiled snugly around Killyaen's arm, hissed with a silky edge. "Father's spark ignites hearts and havoc alike."
Before Tira could unleash a retort, a burly man in a stained apron lumbered over, his face split by a grin. "Supreme Elf! That Water Grand Master fight—pure madness! Let me pour you one on the house!"
Killyaen raised his mug with a flourish. "Got one already, mate, but I'll take the sentiment. Cheers!" The man clapped him on the shoulder—nearly toppling him despite his curse-enhanced strength—and staggered off, muttering praise.
Tira shook her head, sipping her tea. "Three days in the coliseum, and you've got a cult following. Unbelievable."
Bera chuckled. "He's a walking disaster, and they love it."
Lila smirked, cutting into a sausage. "Keep it up, Killy, and we'll bury you in that Shadowveil Cloak before we hit Forgehold."
Killyaen raised his mug again. "To chaos, queens, and the finest company a prankster could ask for." They clinked mugs, the tension dissolving into shared laughter, though the girls' eyes still glinted with warning.
After breakfast, the group spilled onto Tradewind's cobblestone streets, the city alive with the hum of commerce. The journey to the market was a gauntlet of recognition for Killyaen. Vendors paused mid-haggle to shout, "Supreme Elf! That Whirlwind Strike—legendary!" A gaggle of young women giggled and waved, one boldly calling, "Dinner at my place, handsome!" Killyaen waved back with a roguish grin, soaking in the adulation as Tira, Bera, and Lila trailed behind, their disbelief mounting.
"How does he do it?" Bera muttered, adjusting her pack.
Tira shrugged, her phoenix tattoo peeking from her sleeve. "Chaos breeds chaos. That's Killy."
Lila sighed, brushing dirt from her new Earth tunic. "Let's just grab supplies and go before he starts a riot."
The market sprawled before them, a riot of color and sound. Stalls brimmed with exotic wares—spices that stung the nose, shimmering fabrics, and trinkets pulsing with Qi. Killyaen dove in, his scavenging greed alight. He stopped at a stall piled with alchemical oddities, haggling with a gnarled gnome over a bundle of prank materials: itching powder, stink bombs, and vials of dubious liquid. "These'll spice up our trip," he said, tucking them into his spatial ring.
Next, he snagged a worn book titled Basics of Alchemy, its pages promising secrets he couldn't resist. "Knowledge is power, ladies," he quipped, dodging Tira's mock swipe.
They stocked up on essentials—dried meats, fruits, and grains for themselves, plus special feed for Varkoth and Stinky and his Mantis Queen. As they wove through the crowd, Killyaen bumped into a cloaked figure, sending both staggering. The hood fell, revealing the sharp features of the female bandit he'd interrogated in the Ironspike Mountains.
"You!" she snarled, her dagger flashing as she lunged.
Killyaen sidestepped with a grin, his agility boots humming. "Well, hello, darling. Missed me?"
Her eyes blazed. "You humiliated me, elf! I'll carve that smirk off your face!"
Tira stepped in, Fire Qi crackling. "Back off, or you're ash."
Bera and Lila flanked her, their auras flaring—fire and earth in menacing harmony. The bandit faltered, glared, then spat, "This isn't over," before vanishing into the throng.
Killyaen chuckled. "Still got that fire, eh?"
Tira glared. "You're impossible."
Bera smirked. "And we're stuck with him."
Lila shook her head. "Let's move before he picks another fight."
But Killyaen, ever the provocateur, couldn't resist. He leaned toward a nearby stall, where a stunning merchant displayed enchanted jewelry. "Hey, gorgeous, got anything to make an elf irresistible?"
The merchant fluttered her lashes. "This charm bracelet boosts charisma…"
Tira's patience shattered. "That's it!" She seized his collar, dragging him back. Bera and Lila piled on, their playful fury erupting in a storm of punches, kicks, and earth spikes that grazed his skin. Killyaen cackled through the onslaught, his curse-fueled resilience shrugging off the worst.
Finally, they hauled him from the market by his Shadowveil Cloak, his arms crossed in a theatrical sulk. "You're all tyrants," he pouted, though his eyes twinkled.
Tira smirked. "You thrive on it."
Bera laughed. "Admit it, Supreme Disaster."
Lila grinned. "To the stables, now."
At the stables, they mounted their Zoraths, the beasts snorting as they adjusted to their riders. Killyaen's sulk faded, replaced by a sly grin as they rode through Tradewind's gates. The streets echoed with more calls—"Supreme Elf! Come back soon!"—and a woman's voice trilled, "My place next time, hero!" The girls exchanged incredulous glances.
"Three days," Bera said, shaking her head. "How?"
Tira's lips twitched. "He's a plague."
Lila nodded. "And they worship him for it."
As the city's golden spires receded, a hulking figure in Geodrite armor blocked their path—a Metal cultivator Killyaen had humiliated in the coliseum. "Not so fast, elf," he growled. "You made me a fool. Time to pay."
Killyaen dismounted, grinning. "The panty-snatcher! Still mad about that little prank?"
The cultivator's face purpled. "I'll crush you!"
Tira's Fire Qi flared, but Killyaen waved her off. "Let me play, firebird." He pulled a vial from his ring. "Truth serum. I win, you drink and answer. You win, name your price."
The cultivator sneered. "Your Shadowveil Cloak."
"Deal," Killyaen said, ignoring the girls' gasps.
The fight was a blur of steel and chaos. The cultivator swung twin axes, but Killyaen danced away, his boots a flicker of speed. Heaven Splitter cracked the armor, and a Shadowstep landed him behind his foe. Wind's Rebuke slashed, and the cultivator crumpled. Killyaen pressed the vial to his lips. "Drink."
Grudgingly, the man obeyed. "What's your question?"
"The secret to your Metal Qi," Killyaen said.
"Cryonsteel forging," the cultivator muttered, defeated. "Enhances durability."
Killyaen nodded. "Good to know." He turned to the girls, who stared, dumbfounded.
"You're insane," Tira said.
Bera laughed. "But it worked."
Lila sighed. "Let's go before more show up."
They rode on, Tradewind fading into the horizon. Curiosity finally won out. "So, Killy," Tira began, "what did you do in that coliseum to make them adore you?"
Killyaen's grin widened. "Where to start? It began with a Gromble—ugly bastard, but I dropped it with one hit. Then Wind Wolves—Stink-Slick Trap slowed them, and I carved them up."
He leaned into the tale, voice rising. "The Fire Scholar got a faceful of itching powder. Earth Expert? Trapped in a pit with a stink bomb. Water Scholar tried drowning me, but I turned it into a mud bath. Then the Masters—Metal guy lost his trousers to the crowd's delight, and I carved 'S E' into the Earth Grand Master's back with Razorvine Wire."
The girls' eyes widened as he continued. "Darkness Grand Master tried poison darts, so I pinned him and… well, gave him a taste of humility. The real test was the Peak Grand Master Water cultivator. Nearly drowned me with Water Qi, but I unleashed Varkoth—five meters of terror. Dread Glare froze him, and my swords finished it."
Varkoth hissed proudly. "Father's triumph was glorious."
Tira smirked. "Supreme Prankster indeed."
Bera nodded. "Chaotic genius."
Lila added, "And total pervert."
Killyaen laughed. "Guilty. But you love it."
That night, by a brook under a starlit sky, they camped, the Zoraths grazing nearby. Killyaen stoked the fire, recounting more coliseum tales—each prank, each victory—until the girls' skepticism melted into awe. The bond of their chaotic family tightened, the road to Forgehold stretching ahead, brimming with promise and peril.