SWNOVELXO Mei Man: Starting from the Dimension Demon
Chapter 136 New York...is in big trouble!
Chapter 136 New York is in Big Trouble!
Tony was still very interested in this matter, he asked Jarvis to turn on the video, and then specially asked his subordinates to bring a chicken. After rigorous testing, it was indeed a rooster.
There was a lot of space on the scene, and Li Ang put the cock on a soft cushion on the table.
click.
A beam of light fell from the lampshade on the ceiling and shrouded Li Ang.
"Gentlemen and ladies"
Rolling up his sleeves, Li Ang showed his arms to the surroundings. Those arms were empty, and no eggs were hidden.
"Now, let me present the most cutting-edge scientific and technological achievements in the world today. Believe me, it will definitely shock your eyes!"
Click, click, click.
Holding the camera around, Deadpool is like a paparazzi, vowing to find out Leon's secret.
"can we start?"
Not far away, Tony and Pepper stood together quietly. Seeing Li Ang's OK gesture, he immediately ordered Jarvis to dim the surrounding light.
The rooster turned its head back and forth, carefully observing the surrounding atmosphere, and seemed a little nervous.
Tony slowed down his breathing and saw Li Ang's hands gently resting on the rooster. At that moment, he clearly saw the rooster tremble all over and let out an "oh~".
That voice was really ecstasy, Xiaojiao blushed and gently tugged at his arm, whispering.
"Tony the rooster, is that what they all call?"
"."
Tony also looked confused, I don't know, isn't it "giggle"?
[Mood value from Tony Stark +1172]
Only Deadpool knelt down on his knees and slid a meter away, aiming at the cock's buttocks, and it was a burst of crazy clapping.
Click, click.
The sound was so loud that Tony's teeth itch and his fists hardened.
At this time, Li Ang had already entered the state. He put his hands on both sides of the rooster's head, and slowly massaged down along the neck.
This method has been greatly different from the past. If it was the original 1.0 version before he first came to New York, then after a period of development, this method has evolved to the 3.0plus version.
Deleted more useless actions, let the rooster enjoy more, the state of laying eggs is better, and the eggs are dropped from the original one to two.
It's just that this method seems to be a bit more lethal to the rooster, and it will enter a period of weakness for a long time after laying eggs.
Considering the value of eggs, this side effect is completely negligible.
"Everyone pay attention to my movements, the rest is all about the details"
Li Ang's sudden opening raised everyone's spirits immediately, they were fully focused and concentrated.
Then, I saw Li Ang clapping his hands and reciting a set of formulas in Dongguo language. The formulas are not clear, but they sound catchy?
"One two three four, two two three four, three two three four, four two three four, clap your hands and do it again."
This set of formulas is simple and clear, with a special rhythm. Pepper gently shook her body with Anya in her arms, and asked Tony in a low voice.
"Tony. Do you think this cock lays eggs?"
Staring at the rooster's face, it was obvious that it was about to cry out in comfort. Hearing Pepper's voice, Tony frowned and thought about it, then shook his head and said.
"impossible!"
Is it not the mother-child river?Just a simple massage, there is no such effect!
And our Deadpool, with a camera in his hand, made a "vicious" oath.
"Absolutely impossible! I even dare to bet that if this rooster lays an egg today, I will perform a handstand and eat shit on the spot!"
"Oh? Wade, it seems that today's shit, you must taste it!"
With a smirk, Li Ang's hands moved quickly over the chicken like phantoms.
The chicken's reaction was obvious. He raised his face and said "oh~oh~" in ecstasy, and Deadpool's heart skipped a beat, with an ominous premonition.
Tony quickly called Jarvis, and took this scene again and again. Even Pepper Pepper's eyes were wide open, his face flushed and he took a step forward, wanting to see it more clearly.
Then, the chicken shook its neck, stood up slowly, flapped its wings twice quickly, and sat back again under the nervous eyes of everyone?
Um? x3
It's empty under its butt, without any eggs.
"Hahahaha. How is it, Li Ang? The rooster didn't lay eggs!"
With his hips akimbo, with pride still on his face, Deadpool's eyes widened as soon as he finished speaking.
I saw Li Ang lightly patted the rooster's back, and then the rooster shook inexplicably, and spit out an egg, not one, but two eggs!
"Impossible? This is magic, right? It's just a massage, it's not scientific!!"
Holding his head, Deadpool shouted doubting life.
Tony also called out Jarvis, projected the scene just now in front of everyone, and then slowed it down by 200 times. At this speed, everyone could clearly see how the egg was pulled down.
Tony: "."
Pepper: "."
Deadpool:"."
[Mood value from Tony Stark +1181]
[Mood value from Pepper Pochi +1161]
[Mood value from Wade Wilson +1199]
Turning his head, Tony gave Deadpool a sympathetic look and encouraged him.
"Wade, since you lost, you have to eat like a man!
Don't worry, billionaire shit still tastes different! "
What is slapping in the face, what is mourning and concubine, just look at the current Deadpool to know.
He knelt down on the ground with a plop, his head banged on the floor with a broken expression on his face.
The hit was really hard, and blood flowed out.
Tony couldn't stand it anymore, and stepped forward to stop him, but Deadpool didn't respond, until Li Ang walked over with the egg, he slipped out and stood up quickly from the ground.
With a blank look, where am I?What just happened.
"Oh, Tony, the weather is fine today!"
"Pepper, Anya wonders if her Uncle Wade is alive?"
"Li Ang, why are you here? Why don't you call me and let me pick you up at the airport"
Tony: "."
Pepper: "."
Li Ang: "."
Good guy, he worked too hard, in order not to eat shit, precise amnesia!
Everyone was speechless.
boom--! !
The wind suddenly picked up, and the rough wind broke into the room from the window, blowing on everyone's body.
Turning his head, in the distance outside the window, a thick red beam of light shot straight into the clouds, brutally lighting up the black night sky!
The red light lingered in everyone's eyes, and the second they were astonished, the urgent phone ringing suddenly echoed in the room!
"Hey, it's me, Tony Stark."
The moment he picked up the phone, Tony's voice was interrupted by the eager voice on the other side.
"Tony, bring Leon and Deadpool, and come to S.H.I.E.L.D.!
New York is in big trouble! "
Looking at S.H.I.E.L.D. shrouded in red mist, Nick Fury's heartbeat was stronger than ever.
(End of this chapter)
Tony was still very interested in this matter, he asked Jarvis to turn on the video, and then specially asked his subordinates to bring a chicken. After rigorous testing, it was indeed a rooster.
There was a lot of space on the scene, and Li Ang put the cock on a soft cushion on the table.
click.
A beam of light fell from the lampshade on the ceiling and shrouded Li Ang.
"Gentlemen and ladies"
Rolling up his sleeves, Li Ang showed his arms to the surroundings. Those arms were empty, and no eggs were hidden.
"Now, let me present the most cutting-edge scientific and technological achievements in the world today. Believe me, it will definitely shock your eyes!"
Click, click, click.
Holding the camera around, Deadpool is like a paparazzi, vowing to find out Leon's secret.
"can we start?"
Not far away, Tony and Pepper stood together quietly. Seeing Li Ang's OK gesture, he immediately ordered Jarvis to dim the surrounding light.
The rooster turned its head back and forth, carefully observing the surrounding atmosphere, and seemed a little nervous.
Tony slowed down his breathing and saw Li Ang's hands gently resting on the rooster. At that moment, he clearly saw the rooster tremble all over and let out an "oh~".
That voice was really ecstasy, Xiaojiao blushed and gently tugged at his arm, whispering.
"Tony the rooster, is that what they all call?"
"."
Tony also looked confused, I don't know, isn't it "giggle"?
[Mood value from Tony Stark +1172]
Only Deadpool knelt down on his knees and slid a meter away, aiming at the cock's buttocks, and it was a burst of crazy clapping.
Click, click.
The sound was so loud that Tony's teeth itch and his fists hardened.
At this time, Li Ang had already entered the state. He put his hands on both sides of the rooster's head, and slowly massaged down along the neck.
This method has been greatly different from the past. If it was the original 1.0 version before he first came to New York, then after a period of development, this method has evolved to the 3.0plus version.
Deleted more useless actions, let the rooster enjoy more, the state of laying eggs is better, and the eggs are dropped from the original one to two.
It's just that this method seems to be a bit more lethal to the rooster, and it will enter a period of weakness for a long time after laying eggs.
Considering the value of eggs, this side effect is completely negligible.
"Everyone pay attention to my movements, the rest is all about the details"
Li Ang's sudden opening raised everyone's spirits immediately, they were fully focused and concentrated.
Then, I saw Li Ang clapping his hands and reciting a set of formulas in Dongguo language. The formulas are not clear, but they sound catchy?
"One two three four, two two three four, three two three four, four two three four, clap your hands and do it again."
This set of formulas is simple and clear, with a special rhythm. Pepper gently shook her body with Anya in her arms, and asked Tony in a low voice.
"Tony. Do you think this cock lays eggs?"
Staring at the rooster's face, it was obvious that it was about to cry out in comfort. Hearing Pepper's voice, Tony frowned and thought about it, then shook his head and said.
"impossible!"
Is it not the mother-child river?Just a simple massage, there is no such effect!
And our Deadpool, with a camera in his hand, made a "vicious" oath.
"Absolutely impossible! I even dare to bet that if this rooster lays an egg today, I will perform a handstand and eat shit on the spot!"
"Oh? Wade, it seems that today's shit, you must taste it!"
With a smirk, Li Ang's hands moved quickly over the chicken like phantoms.
The chicken's reaction was obvious. He raised his face and said "oh~oh~" in ecstasy, and Deadpool's heart skipped a beat, with an ominous premonition.
Tony quickly called Jarvis, and took this scene again and again. Even Pepper Pepper's eyes were wide open, his face flushed and he took a step forward, wanting to see it more clearly.
Then, the chicken shook its neck, stood up slowly, flapped its wings twice quickly, and sat back again under the nervous eyes of everyone?
Um? x3
It's empty under its butt, without any eggs.
"Hahahaha. How is it, Li Ang? The rooster didn't lay eggs!"
With his hips akimbo, with pride still on his face, Deadpool's eyes widened as soon as he finished speaking.
I saw Li Ang lightly patted the rooster's back, and then the rooster shook inexplicably, and spit out an egg, not one, but two eggs!
"Impossible? This is magic, right? It's just a massage, it's not scientific!!"
Holding his head, Deadpool shouted doubting life.
Tony also called out Jarvis, projected the scene just now in front of everyone, and then slowed it down by 200 times. At this speed, everyone could clearly see how the egg was pulled down.
Tony: "."
Pepper: "."
Deadpool:"."
[Mood value from Tony Stark +1181]
[Mood value from Pepper Pochi +1161]
[Mood value from Wade Wilson +1199]
Turning his head, Tony gave Deadpool a sympathetic look and encouraged him.
"Wade, since you lost, you have to eat like a man!
Don't worry, billionaire shit still tastes different! "
What is slapping in the face, what is mourning and concubine, just look at the current Deadpool to know.
He knelt down on the ground with a plop, his head banged on the floor with a broken expression on his face.
The hit was really hard, and blood flowed out.
Tony couldn't stand it anymore, and stepped forward to stop him, but Deadpool didn't respond, until Li Ang walked over with the egg, he slipped out and stood up quickly from the ground.
With a blank look, where am I?What just happened.
"Oh, Tony, the weather is fine today!"
"Pepper, Anya wonders if her Uncle Wade is alive?"
"Li Ang, why are you here? Why don't you call me and let me pick you up at the airport"
Tony: "."
Pepper: "."
Li Ang: "."
Good guy, he worked too hard, in order not to eat shit, precise amnesia!
Everyone was speechless.
boom--! !
The wind suddenly picked up, and the rough wind broke into the room from the window, blowing on everyone's body.
Turning his head, in the distance outside the window, a thick red beam of light shot straight into the clouds, brutally lighting up the black night sky!
The red light lingered in everyone's eyes, and the second they were astonished, the urgent phone ringing suddenly echoed in the room!
"Hey, it's me, Tony Stark."
The moment he picked up the phone, Tony's voice was interrupted by the eager voice on the other side.
"Tony, bring Leon and Deadpool, and come to S.H.I.E.L.D.!
New York is in big trouble! "
Looking at S.H.I.E.L.D. shrouded in red mist, Nick Fury's heartbeat was stronger than ever.
(End of this chapter)
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