SWNOVELXO Mei Man: Starting from the Dimension Demon
Chapter 135 Roosters Can't Lay Eggs, That's Science.
Chapter 135 Roosters Can't Lay Eggs, That's Science.
"No. I live in S.H.I.E.L.D. and it's fine.
It gave me a feeling of a mental hospital, and there are so many interesting characters! "
Li Ang's answer caught Deadpool's attention, and he complained.
"What psychiatric hospital? That place is full of dirty agents. You don't even know when they sold you out!"
He pointed to Tony, showing the expression that a man knows.
"Listen to me, you live here, Tony has a lot of fan parties recently, we can still have fun at night~"
As soon as he finished speaking, Pepper gave Pepper a hard look.
"Cough cough!"
Tony on the side coughed twice quickly. Since the replacement of the new energy reactor, the pressure of death in his heart has suddenly disappeared, and those crazy parties have made up their minds not to hold any more.
"Wade, I am now a father's man, how can you slander me like this!"
Tony said it with integrity, as if this had never happened.
"Wow, why didn't you see Tony for a few days, and you are so abstinent?"
Throwing his body back, Deadpool screamed exaggeratedly.
"Have you forgotten our pleasure the other night?
Especially that bottle of Indian oil, I haven't asked you about its efficacy yet."
As soon as he said this, Tony rushed over and covered his mouth tightly.
Pepper gave him a strange look, and Tony quickly turned his head to explain.
"Ah, this... Don't get me wrong.
What Wade just mentioned is a Camellia oleifera from India. I think it tastes good. I plan to buy more next time, so you can try it too! "
This is a fool, Little Pepper rolled his eyes and snorted coldly, expressing his dissatisfaction very well.
Smiling embarrassingly, Tony hurried forward to coax her.
"Well, it seems that our playboy Tony can't escape the cemetery of marriage at last"
Seeing Tony's appearance, Deadpool covered his chest with his hands, as if he was heartbroken.
"Look at Tony's ascetic little face now, I can hardly recognize him!"
"Understand, understand, after all, you must always maintain a reserve in front of your own woman, I understand~"
Li Ang shrugged his shoulders and nodded his head, casting a look of understanding.
"."
Enough is enough, you guys!
Staring, Tony couldn't stand these two guys.
"By the way, you live in S.H.I.E.L.D., what are you doing there?"
As for Nick Fury's black corned egg, if he took the opportunity to do something, Deadpool thought it was impossible.
And Li Ang's answer is also a good proof of this point.
"Give those agents a class~ There are more than 100 students, and Coulson is also here"
Seeing everyone's surprised gazes, Li Ang spread his hands proudly.
"As long as you teach two hours a day, you can get [-] US dollars. Director Fu Rui is really generous~"
"Li Ang, what kind of class do you teach? It's not just to catch tricks, is it?"
With a jump in his heart, Deadpool thought of some bad experiences.
"Before you left last time, you told me to use chocolate to fight tricks and plastic wrap to catch tricks.
Afterwards, I tested it myself.”
"How is it? It's very effective. This is my experience for many years. I don't tell ordinary people!"
Li Ang smiled modestly, and the lilies in the pot shook, but Deadpool looked like he wanted to hit someone.
Is that a question of what works and what doesn't?
After a face-to-face encounter, the evil spirit pierced through his lungs.
Speaking of it, he still wondered, it was obviously all milk, and it was obviously all plastic wrap, why Li Ang could do it, but he couldn't?
Is his posture not coquettish enough, or is he not handsome enough?
In view of his own immortality, Deadpool changed a few more postures and made two extra efforts. Unfortunately, one time was worse than the first time!
Still, Constantine couldn't stand it anymore, and patted him on the shoulder with a look of caring for the mentally retarded, and said earnestly.
"Wade. Humans are different. Sometimes, the gap between humans is greater than the gap between humans and dogs!"
Deadpool said that he didn't understand. He felt that Constantine must be calling him a dog, and he was depressed for several days because of this. Now that the Lord is here, he must talk about it.
"Why?"
After rummaging through his own box, Li Ang took out a bottle of milk and a roll of unopened plastic wrap, and handed them to Deadpool himself.
"Next time, take what I gave you and see if it works!"
Hehe, Deadpool couldn't be fooled by him. After falling into a pit three times in a row, no matter how stupid a person is, he will wake up.
He put them on the table, refusing to accept the seductive challenge.
Speaking of which, it was also his tears. I thought that the topic of Tony Chan's wife would become popular, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. In the next few live broadcasts, either he died or he died.
In short, those three live broadcasts that listened to Li Ang's suggestion to play tricks with milk and plastic wrap drew a "perfect" end to his career.
The Internet celebrity's dream was broken, on that day, thinking about it was a tragic word in capitals!
"If you don't accept milk and plastic wrap, I have a better way!"
After snapping his fingers, Li Ang took out an egg from his bosom, and said mysteriously.
"Let me tell you, this time I went back and discussed with those Taoists, and specially researched a new set of theories."
Especially his massage technique, even Coulson admired it after seeing it, but he couldn't learn it by life or death.
"No wonder last time, when I saw him, he looked listless, with thick dark circles around his eyes."
Right on, exactly right on.
At that time, Tony curiously asked Coulson why, but Coulson just shook his head bitterly and said nothing.
Thinking about it now, it turned out to be like this!
[Mood value from Tony Stark +1155]
"Wait, so you're saying that you spend two hours a day simply explaining how to massage chickens and earn $1?!"
He was full of cleverness, Deadpool's reflex arc was a bit long, and he suddenly realized, is it true or not, is Fury's black-brained bastard mentally retarded?
Is it because the money is rich and the ass is hard, or what?Don't want to give it to me?I don't want too much!
[Mood value from Wade Wilson +1166]
"Yes, Wade, don't underestimate this massage technique"
After moving his hands and ten fingers, Li Ang coquettishly put on a massage pose, the corners of his mouth were very proud.
"This is at the forefront of human technology, a product of a cross-age era!
The future is to win the Nobel Prize! "
"Tony, I'm not bragging, you bring me a sow, whether it's giving birth or milking, I can do it too!"
As if he had discovered some huge business opportunity, Deadpool stretched out his hands and quickly massaged Tony's body.
Pushing his hands away, Tony twitched his mouth speechlessly.
Why am I a pig?How about testing it on me so soon?
Glancing at him disdainfully, Li Ang gestured with both hands to look like a rooster.
"I'm a rooster, does the rooster know? Is the rooster laying eggs the same as your sow laying eggs?"
At this time, Deadpool instinctively pointed at Tony and said, "My boar!"
"."
With black lines all over his head, Tony couldn't stand it anymore, so he interrupted quickly.
"Wade, you heard clearly, what they said is to let the rooster lay eggs, and you bring a sow over, do you still need to show your massage skills?"
"."
Opening his mouth, seeing Li Ang nodding, Deadpool's heart seemed to be trampled by a group of alpacas.
He couldn't help taking a step back and yelling that it was impossible, unless the river water was used, it would be too far-fetched!
Hugging the sleeping Anya, Pepper also nodded silently, yes, roosters can't lay eggs, it's science.
[Mood value from Wade Wilson +1173]
[Mood value from Pepper Pochi +1148]
Thanks for the 1700 starting point coins reward from the little piggy book friend!
(End of this chapter)
"No. I live in S.H.I.E.L.D. and it's fine.
It gave me a feeling of a mental hospital, and there are so many interesting characters! "
Li Ang's answer caught Deadpool's attention, and he complained.
"What psychiatric hospital? That place is full of dirty agents. You don't even know when they sold you out!"
He pointed to Tony, showing the expression that a man knows.
"Listen to me, you live here, Tony has a lot of fan parties recently, we can still have fun at night~"
As soon as he finished speaking, Pepper gave Pepper a hard look.
"Cough cough!"
Tony on the side coughed twice quickly. Since the replacement of the new energy reactor, the pressure of death in his heart has suddenly disappeared, and those crazy parties have made up their minds not to hold any more.
"Wade, I am now a father's man, how can you slander me like this!"
Tony said it with integrity, as if this had never happened.
"Wow, why didn't you see Tony for a few days, and you are so abstinent?"
Throwing his body back, Deadpool screamed exaggeratedly.
"Have you forgotten our pleasure the other night?
Especially that bottle of Indian oil, I haven't asked you about its efficacy yet."
As soon as he said this, Tony rushed over and covered his mouth tightly.
Pepper gave him a strange look, and Tony quickly turned his head to explain.
"Ah, this... Don't get me wrong.
What Wade just mentioned is a Camellia oleifera from India. I think it tastes good. I plan to buy more next time, so you can try it too! "
This is a fool, Little Pepper rolled his eyes and snorted coldly, expressing his dissatisfaction very well.
Smiling embarrassingly, Tony hurried forward to coax her.
"Well, it seems that our playboy Tony can't escape the cemetery of marriage at last"
Seeing Tony's appearance, Deadpool covered his chest with his hands, as if he was heartbroken.
"Look at Tony's ascetic little face now, I can hardly recognize him!"
"Understand, understand, after all, you must always maintain a reserve in front of your own woman, I understand~"
Li Ang shrugged his shoulders and nodded his head, casting a look of understanding.
"."
Enough is enough, you guys!
Staring, Tony couldn't stand these two guys.
"By the way, you live in S.H.I.E.L.D., what are you doing there?"
As for Nick Fury's black corned egg, if he took the opportunity to do something, Deadpool thought it was impossible.
And Li Ang's answer is also a good proof of this point.
"Give those agents a class~ There are more than 100 students, and Coulson is also here"
Seeing everyone's surprised gazes, Li Ang spread his hands proudly.
"As long as you teach two hours a day, you can get [-] US dollars. Director Fu Rui is really generous~"
"Li Ang, what kind of class do you teach? It's not just to catch tricks, is it?"
With a jump in his heart, Deadpool thought of some bad experiences.
"Before you left last time, you told me to use chocolate to fight tricks and plastic wrap to catch tricks.
Afterwards, I tested it myself.”
"How is it? It's very effective. This is my experience for many years. I don't tell ordinary people!"
Li Ang smiled modestly, and the lilies in the pot shook, but Deadpool looked like he wanted to hit someone.
Is that a question of what works and what doesn't?
After a face-to-face encounter, the evil spirit pierced through his lungs.
Speaking of it, he still wondered, it was obviously all milk, and it was obviously all plastic wrap, why Li Ang could do it, but he couldn't?
Is his posture not coquettish enough, or is he not handsome enough?
In view of his own immortality, Deadpool changed a few more postures and made two extra efforts. Unfortunately, one time was worse than the first time!
Still, Constantine couldn't stand it anymore, and patted him on the shoulder with a look of caring for the mentally retarded, and said earnestly.
"Wade. Humans are different. Sometimes, the gap between humans is greater than the gap between humans and dogs!"
Deadpool said that he didn't understand. He felt that Constantine must be calling him a dog, and he was depressed for several days because of this. Now that the Lord is here, he must talk about it.
"Why?"
After rummaging through his own box, Li Ang took out a bottle of milk and a roll of unopened plastic wrap, and handed them to Deadpool himself.
"Next time, take what I gave you and see if it works!"
Hehe, Deadpool couldn't be fooled by him. After falling into a pit three times in a row, no matter how stupid a person is, he will wake up.
He put them on the table, refusing to accept the seductive challenge.
Speaking of which, it was also his tears. I thought that the topic of Tony Chan's wife would become popular, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. In the next few live broadcasts, either he died or he died.
In short, those three live broadcasts that listened to Li Ang's suggestion to play tricks with milk and plastic wrap drew a "perfect" end to his career.
The Internet celebrity's dream was broken, on that day, thinking about it was a tragic word in capitals!
"If you don't accept milk and plastic wrap, I have a better way!"
After snapping his fingers, Li Ang took out an egg from his bosom, and said mysteriously.
"Let me tell you, this time I went back and discussed with those Taoists, and specially researched a new set of theories."
Especially his massage technique, even Coulson admired it after seeing it, but he couldn't learn it by life or death.
"No wonder last time, when I saw him, he looked listless, with thick dark circles around his eyes."
Right on, exactly right on.
At that time, Tony curiously asked Coulson why, but Coulson just shook his head bitterly and said nothing.
Thinking about it now, it turned out to be like this!
[Mood value from Tony Stark +1155]
"Wait, so you're saying that you spend two hours a day simply explaining how to massage chickens and earn $1?!"
He was full of cleverness, Deadpool's reflex arc was a bit long, and he suddenly realized, is it true or not, is Fury's black-brained bastard mentally retarded?
Is it because the money is rich and the ass is hard, or what?Don't want to give it to me?I don't want too much!
[Mood value from Wade Wilson +1166]
"Yes, Wade, don't underestimate this massage technique"
After moving his hands and ten fingers, Li Ang coquettishly put on a massage pose, the corners of his mouth were very proud.
"This is at the forefront of human technology, a product of a cross-age era!
The future is to win the Nobel Prize! "
"Tony, I'm not bragging, you bring me a sow, whether it's giving birth or milking, I can do it too!"
As if he had discovered some huge business opportunity, Deadpool stretched out his hands and quickly massaged Tony's body.
Pushing his hands away, Tony twitched his mouth speechlessly.
Why am I a pig?How about testing it on me so soon?
Glancing at him disdainfully, Li Ang gestured with both hands to look like a rooster.
"I'm a rooster, does the rooster know? Is the rooster laying eggs the same as your sow laying eggs?"
At this time, Deadpool instinctively pointed at Tony and said, "My boar!"
"."
With black lines all over his head, Tony couldn't stand it anymore, so he interrupted quickly.
"Wade, you heard clearly, what they said is to let the rooster lay eggs, and you bring a sow over, do you still need to show your massage skills?"
"."
Opening his mouth, seeing Li Ang nodding, Deadpool's heart seemed to be trampled by a group of alpacas.
He couldn't help taking a step back and yelling that it was impossible, unless the river water was used, it would be too far-fetched!
Hugging the sleeping Anya, Pepper also nodded silently, yes, roosters can't lay eggs, it's science.
[Mood value from Wade Wilson +1173]
[Mood value from Pepper Pochi +1148]
Thanks for the 1700 starting point coins reward from the little piggy book friend!
(End of this chapter)
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