Ember Oath: The Pyre Genealogy

The bronze walker's tire tracks stamped Kleinian diplomas across the void, each tread certifying Seryn's dropout status in parenting. The infant's gum-bleeding escalated into cosmic menarche, bronze sap coagulating into a thesis on diaper cloth: *"On Genetic Debt in Recursive Childrearing."* The defense committee—72 Seryn clones—sat within the first lover's repurposed uterine auditorium, scoring negatives via umbilical clickers. 

*"Final alert!"* The diaper monitor supernovaed. *"Paternal entropy breaching singularity. Recommend immediate..."* 

Gurak's hologram hijacked the PA system, converting the diaper into quantum trampoline: *"Commencement Act I: Daddy fire sale!"* She disassembled Seryn's mechanical womb into NFT shards, each containing broken parenting vows. The infant bounced, devouring parallel universes per leap, its belly flashing the virus' latest strain—Maternal Simulator 2.0. 

Eluinora's dagger melted into diploma parchment bleeding sedative ink: *"Sign your parental obituary."* As Seryn gripped the pen, its nib stabbed his vein, compiling remorse into ultimate recursive code. Void milk teeth regenerated, biting the walker into crib-shaped coffin, its mobile spinning Gurak's laugh-vinyl that blared anti-parenting manifestos: 

*"All fathers are delayed-explosion dirty diapers!"* 

The teen emerged from the Klein-drain, coated in rubber-duck civilization debris: *"Final exam—"* He noosed Seryn's quantum neck with tri-generational umbilical rope, *"—prove via grandpa's incest equations that love is optimal infanticide!"* 

The infant suddenly walked upright, gum-sap scrawling blood-rule patches: 

**Rule 4: No cosmic reboots to dodge feedings** 

**Rule 5: Diaper singularities require nitrous bureau permits** 

**Rule 6: Ancestral sins redeemable as parenting credits** 

As Seryn's womb was repossessed for credit deficiency, Gurak's NFT fragments rioted into lactating mourning-bots. Their collective recital of diaper paradoxes shattered Kleinian diplomas. The infant devoured the committee, belching new cosmic odysseys. 

Eluinora's diploma auto-ignited, ashes revealing quantum daycare brochures. Seryn's signature took effect, transferring parenthood to bronze saplings. Void graduation bells tolled, each chime birthing a Seryn clone renouncing fatherhood. 

The teen carved an epitaph onto drowned rubber ducks: 

*"Here sink all gods who tried to parent, slain by an infant's first sneer."*