Ember Oath: The Pyre Genealogy

Bronze saplings sprouted from the void's milk teeth, roots piercing dimensions into Klein-bottle pacifiers. Seryn's quantum diaper monitor flashed red: *"Alert! Infant creation hormones 700%超标!"* He lifted the wailing micro-Seryn, whose crystallized tears formed micro-blackholes screening grandfather's plague-infected lullabies—the first Octavius' snores mutating into recursive pandemics across three lactating galaxies. 

*"Diaper protocol engaged!"* Eluinora's dagger sprang from the changing table, blade dripping sedative formula. *"Clamp his quantum buttocks—prevent singularity eruption!"* 

The infant's cry shifted frequencies, shattering diaper equations. Gurak's nitrous residue coalesced into a holographic nanny in profanity-print apron: *"Listen squirt, the Big Bang's just daddy's ancient fart!"* She modified a quantum bottle into grenade, stuffing it into the Klein-pacifier. *"Suckle, brat—great-grandpa's guilt concentrate!"* 

As the bottle detonated, Seryn's retinas flooded with the source code's ultimate truth: the grandfather's lover was no human but the bronze sapling's anthropomorphic form. Their forbidden union caused arboreal cancer; her self-entropy aimed to halt sapling's devouring of timelines. Now, bronze sap oozing from the infant's gums was converting Seryn's mechanical heart into new arboreal womb. 

*"Paternal affection threshold breached!"* The diaper monitor sparked. *"Suggest infanticide protocol or—"* 

The teenager emerged from the Klein-bathtub, coated in rubber-duck civilization debris: *"—or let the tutor take over!"* He brandished a teaching rod braided from tri-generational umbilici, compressing 72 micro-universes into math homework. *"Today's lesson: derive time derivatives of grandpa's incest equations!"* 

The infant's pupils fissured into arboreal rings, diaper excrement quantum-entangling into new cosmos. Seryn's mechanical womb convulsed, birthing the first lover's hologram—now programmed as ultimate nanny, wielding Gurak's nitrous-solidified pacifier: *"Select nursing mode: A. Recursive lactation B. Entropy lullaby C. Memory tampering."* 

As Seryn grasped the pacifier, void milk teeth fell en masse, piling into the unopened coffin's new form—a baby walker. Its bell, forged from original virus code, chimed erased childhood memories with each shake: five-year-old Seryn building blocks by a crucible, each block a miniature bronze coffin. 

*"Parenting failure case #72."* The teen shredded homework into stardust over the walker. *"Defend your thesis amidst wails."* 

Seryn's mechanical womb regurgitated quantum copies of parenting diaries. The infant crawled into the walker, scribbling bloody school rules in void with gum-sap: 

**Rule 1: Fathers must diaper-change post-reboot** 

**Rule 2: No dick-joke sex ed** 

**Rule 3: Genetic debts payable in laugh-gas** 

As the walker crushed Seryn's quantum spine, Gurak's hologram hijacked the diaper system, converting paternal love into supernova fireworks. Eluinora's dagger melted into silicone bottle mid-blast, its surface etched with new epitaph: 

**"Here lie all parents, deceased by diaper-nova."**