American Comics: Fishing All Over The World, Starting As Homelander

Facing Chu Mu’s inquiry.

Deadpool was slightly startled.

He showed an extremely weird expression - even through the mask, Chu Mu could still see it. Don't ask, it's Super Vision's perspective.

"You ask me, who should I ask?"

Deadpool had a very exaggerated attitude, "God knows, I was actually talking about a billion-dollar business!"

No need to think.

Everyone knows that this multi-billion dollar business is definitely not serious.

"You also traveled through time just by closing your eyes and opening them?" Chu Mu thought of Kayla's words and couldn't help but feel slightly disappointed.

He originally thought that Deadpool should be able to get some different answers.

did not expect.

"No, I was sucked into a black hole. That black hole is not that big. Let me tell you, I almost got ejected without being frightened!"

"I didn't even tell Braised Dantou about this, so I told you, good brother, call me ten or eight girls right now.

"I want something black... Who makes me want to beat braised egg head?"

All right.

This is really unexpected.

Ignore that nonsense.

Deadpool's statement is actually different from Kayla's.

Chu Mu frowned slightly.

Not only have the doubts in my heart not been solved, but they have become even more baffling.

The way the two people travel through time is actually different.

Is it because Deadpool originally belongs to the Marvel world, but is located in a different universe, while Kayla is from another world entirely?

Chu Mu is unknown.

After all, he knows too little information now.

"That black hole... did it appear out of thin air, or did it appear after you did something?" Chu Mu then asked again.

Deadpool rubbed his chin and thought for a moment.

"I was...well, maybe I moved too fast, so...the extreme speed triggered the black hole?"

He had a look of shock on his face.

Damn it.

This guy really deserves a beating.

"Let me put it another way and ask you, in your world...have you heard of Apocalypse?" Chu Mu looked at the information about time travel and Deadpool didn't know much.

This guy was still talking about some inexplicable topics, and he could only suppress the annoyance in his heart.

No, there is no need to suppress yourself when facing this guy.

After Chu Mu made a new inquiry, he suddenly discovered Hua Dian, and he immediately rushed forward with a bright smile.

Before Deadpool could react at all...

Grabbing Deadpool's clothes, he rose into the sky and took Deadpool directly to the suburbs.

"Paji~"

Deadpool was thrown from a high altitude and turned into a pulp.

After Chu Mu slowly landed.

This guy has returned to normal again and is hugging his legs and shouting loudly, "You have to pay for it. This matter can't be solved with fifty thousand dollars!"

Let’s talk about another major feature of Deadpool.

That is greed for money.

Love money as much as life.

The kind who would risk their lives for money.

After escaping from Stryker's laboratory, this guy put on a tight suit and traveled around the world to continue his mercenary business.

It's just that compared to his previous business that relied on technology, he has become more and more reckless. As long as he is given enough money, he even dares to kill the commander-in-chief and detonate nuclear bombs. This guy is not a superhero, he is completely A greedy man who will do anything for money.

Definitely.

He's not a super villain, just an anti-heroic miser, as long as he doesn't do something that breaks his bottom line.

As long as you give enough money!

Whether it's protecting the earth or assassinating the commander-in-chief, he will definitely execute it without any ambiguity!

"I think you should answer the question I just asked without talking nonsense, otherwise I wouldn't mind locking you up with a group of boars in heat."

Only then did Chu realize that he didn’t have to endure it at all!

How could our ancestors not have any way to deal with Deadpool?

No.

As long as Chu Mu gives up being kind.

His perverted speech.

Even Deadpool has to be silent and compromise - although Deadpool is a pervert, he is not perverted enough to have a party with ten groups of boars.

"I said, I said, you are so perverted... My world definitely has Apocalypse, but it has been killed by the bald professor a long time ago." Deadpool's words also revealed the universe where this guy is located. It is a universe where the reversal of the future has already occurred.

"Bald Professor, you're talking about Charles, right?" Chu Mu nodded with satisfaction. He probably also had a considerable understanding of the Deadpool in front of him.

first.

This Deadpool does have a perverted Self-healing Ability, as well as the immortality that can be repaired even after being smashed into a pulp, and the tenacity of life crushes Wolverine.

It is estimated that the "law" blessing of the goddess of death is at work inside.

Secondly.

This Deadpool comes from the timeline after Days of Future Past, and has also entered Trask's laboratory. It is not the Deadpool who massacred all of Marvel.

Therefore, there is a high probability that there is no device that can travel in different universes. Indeed, if there were, Deadpool would not be sucked into this universe by the black hole.

"Definitely Charles, who else could it be besides Charles? I tell you, you are very powerful, but Charles and I are also good buddies.

"Don't bully me too much, or I will tell Charles that he will ask Phoenix to mess with you, and you will have to fight even if you are Superman."

"Do you know what pounce is? It means burping." Deadpool continued to talk nonsense and threatened Chu Mu fiercely.

only.

He looked so thin.

There is also a guilty tone.

Obviously.

No threat at all.

"Pfft."

Chu Mu laughed out loud.

Immediately, he gave Deadpool another sunny smile, and brought Deadpool into the air to enjoy another death fall.

Very exciting.

Deadpool is meatloaf again.

It took a long time to squeeze in.

Only then did he repair himself.

"Why are you still like this! Don't you know how powerful Phoenix is... No, how do you know about Charles?"

Deadpool's reflexes are as sluggish as ever.

I know more than you think. Do you want to go home, Wade? Chu Mu put his hands behind his back and chuckled while floating in the air.

"In no mood.

Deadpool answered simply.

It was also beyond Chu Mu’s expectation.

Chu Mu originally thought that this guy would be like Kayla and wanted to return to the original universe, but she didn't expect that this guy's head was as hard as a rattle.

"The beauties here are fun, and there are also vampire ladies. The bar is even cheaper. I like it here so much that I don't want to go back."

All right.

Deadpool's case is impeccable.

Chu Mu felt a little speechless for a while.

Fortunately, he also prepared a backup plan.

"Then you...want to recover your body?" Chu Mu used his trump card. He knew what Deadpool Wade cared about most.

appearance.

That appearance made him afraid to look in the mirror.

"I don't know what you are talking about. Uncle Deadpool is not in good health. Why, do you want to take a look?"

Deadpool has a bit of a flair.

Apparently a sensitive nerve was struck.

Said.

He is going to take off his pants and then...

"Paji~"

He enjoyed another free fall.

"Don't be clever, you know what I'm talking about." Chu Mu slowly landed in front of Deadpool and watched Deadpool recover quickly.

"Remember, I just said that I know far more than you do."

Chu Mu made an enigmatic gesture.

"Are you trying to trick me into doing something for you? Haha, that braised egghead also wants to use this trick. This is not how you recruit Uncle Deadpool.

After Deadpool recovered, he looked unhappy, "Even if you are a god, even if you are the big boss, you still have to pay me if you want my job!"

All right.

Wade's IQ is indeed not low.

Just a little crazy.

Chu Mu really values ​​Deadpool's personal ability.

Although he can't break the fourth wall and doesn't have the ability to travel through the universe, he is definitely a qualified mercenary back in the original Deadpool.

Even if his character issues make this guy unfit to be a superhero.

But based on his immortality and his proficiency in combat, Deadpool has enough value that Chu Mu wants to recruit him.

"I definitely have money, but don't you want better remuneration?" Chu Mu's voice was slightly lowered, with a unique flavor.

Deadpool was stunned for a long time, and then he realized, "No, there is nothing better than money. What I love most is Franklin!"

Said.

He showed his money-obsessed attitude again.

"Without money, we have nothing to talk about. You can keep torturing me, but I still have to choose freedom!"

Deadpool let out an impassioned cry.

To this.

Chu Mu smiled noncommittally.

"Could it be that restoring your handsome appearance is not as good as Franklin?" Chu Mu walked up to Deadpool and spoke in a low voice.

Under the black shirt, a black cloak was fluttering behind him. It looked like Chu Mu at the moment was like a demon tempting him to fall into the abyss.

"What?"

Deadpool was stunned.

"You can experience the effects first."

Chu Mu didn't wait for Deadpool to come back to his senses, and suddenly stretched out his hand. In his hand, golden holy light danced around his fingertips.

With Chu Mu in control.

This ray of holy light attached to Deadpool's wrist, and in just an instant, the skin covered by Deadpool's leather holster took on a new look.

"Let's see."

Chu Mu raised his head slightly.

He took a few steps back calmly.

"my God!"

Deadpool's tights were already in tatters. He pulled off the leather case on his hand and saw his smooth and flat skin.

This feeling.

It's even far better than what his skin was like before he got cancer.

How should I put it, under the holy light, cancer cells and everything else are definitely just small garbage.

Who knows the power of healing better than the Holy Light?

Definitely not.

"How did you do that?!"

Deadpool's eyes burst into unprecedented color.

He suddenly raised his head and looked at Chu Mu who looked "calm and calm" in front of him.

………Please give me flowers…

"For me, it's easy, do things for me and you'll get what you want in the future...get your good looks back.

Chu Mu finished speaking.

Just use Heat ray.

Broken Deadpool's mask.

Let Deadpool's pitted face be revealed.

He also started to spend a lot of money, but he didn't say how many years Deadpool would need to serve.

and.

To fool Deadpool.

Chu Mu also exaggerated Wade's appearance against his will - admittedly, in front of ordinary people,

Before, Wade's previous appearance was definitely handsome.

only………………

It also depends on who you compare with.

If compared with the "artwork"-like appearance like Chu Mu.

Obviously it's not enough.

"My dear boss, you are right, Franklin is shit. Tell me, do you want me to kill the commander-in-chief or do you want me to destroy the world?"

Deadpool was not at all annoyed by Chu Mu's violent unmasking.

on the contrary.

He also expressed his loyalty to Chu Mu with excitement and excitement - for Deadpool, there is really nothing that he cares about more than his appearance.

Everyone thinks Deadpool is crazy, but who can understand his sadness and depression.

In the final analysis, madness is just his bad attitude.

After trying again and again to fix my appearance and failing.

Deadpool was still disheartened.

Completely ruined.

However.

nowadays.

The appearance of Chu Mu.

But it gave him hope - he felt that he had come to this universe at the right time, and indeed God had finally taken pity on him.

"Boss! It's not impossible for me to destroy the universe... give me time." Well, Deadpool seemed to be completely in a state of excitement.

Chu Mu definitely doesn't need Deadpool to destroy the world.

There is no need for Deadpool to destroy the earth, as for destroying the commander or something.

The commander-in-chief is about to step down, and the new commander-in-chief will most likely be Legal Pioneer Vodka. Chu Mu has invested a lot of money in vodka in publicity.

therefore.

He obviously doesn't need Deadpool to take down the future commander.

We are all our own people, there is no need - Vodka unknowingly escaped an unnecessary disaster.

"You recently joined another employee of mine. When I need you, as long as you work seriously, I will never treat you badly.

Chu Mu doesn't want to keep Deadpool around.

After all, who would want to see a pervert who just had the skin on his palm repaired and can't wait to have a masturbation all day long?

therefore.

Chu Mu sent Deadpool, who was temporarily useless, to Johnny.

"Boss, I'm not running a circus..."

When Johnny met Deadpool, he had no intention of asking Deadpool what his special skills were. Who knew that Deadpool insisted on performing a stunt in front of him after learning that he was a stunt driver?

, so he saw Deadpool tearing himself into pieces.

how to say.

Very bloody.

Very violent.

Johnny's heart was filled with sadness.

"You could set up a circus, I think it would be wonderful."

The corners of Chu Mu's eyes twitched, but he still gave Johnny serious advice.

....”

Johnny felt very tired.

However.

Boss's orders.

How could he not listen?

therefore.

Deadpool officially joined his stunt motorcycle club. After all, this guy's physical fitness is quite suitable for stunt motorcycles.

brave.

Very showy.

The show failed, and the audience didn’t have to worry about whether they would get seats... The problem Johnny felt he wanted to correct was that Deadpool always liked to play with human smoke in mid-air with his motorcycle.

Hua's performance is also well-known... Such a performance can definitely make a lot of money.

"What the hell is this."

Johnny just felt melancholy.

He looked at Deadpool who was once again in mid-air, had his motorcycle blown up, and then was blown into a pulp, only to be squeezed and returned to his human form.

A*......

If I can turn into a skeleton, I'm afraid it can be considered normal. At least, he is more or less a human being, right?

Who is like this thing in front of me...

Johnny turned around and wanted to complain to Chu Mu, but found that Chu Mu had disappeared at some point.

how to say.

It's not that Chu Mu can slip away quickly.

Although there must be a bit of greasing on the soles of the feet, leaving the big problem of Deadpool to Johnny, and then saving myself trouble and effort.

But.

Here comes the point.

But.

Chu Mu is very fast.

The most important reason is not this.

But he still remembered that he had received three unlimited fishing opportunities with Hulk, and now he naturally wanted to find a place to go fishing.

Three times of unlimited fishing.

I don’t know what good things I can catch.

Chu Mu is looking forward to it.

Therefore, after he returned to his new suburban villa, he immediately opened up the opportunity for unlimited fishing.

A dark vortex appears...

About half an hour later, Chu Mu felt something being caught by him. .