American Comics: Fishing All Over The World, Starting As Homelander

obviously.

OAA, which is above all things, took the blame for Chu Mu.

only.

The creator god of the universe is probably still sleeping.

So I didn't know that I was being recorded as a ridiculous OBA and boring.

Earth world.

Chu Mu also didn’t know that OBA hadn’t discovered him at all.

He just knows that OBA can't get out of hell, so he is so confident and not worried at all about OBA's revenge.

It's not just that.

Chu Mu is also eyeing OBA's wool - he just wants to wait for OBA to recharge the Hulk. One thing to say, the fact is that it is indeed developing in the direction Chu Mu expects.

While Chu Mu was looking for Deadpool in the human world, OBA, after venting his anger at the bottom of hell, was already struggling with whether to send some more power to the human world.

after all.

Opportunities like the Hulk.

Difficult to make.

He thought so.

He fell into Chu Mu's plan - it has to be said that no matter how bold a person is, the land will be as productive as possible!

Dare to plot against such an ancient and powerful god.

Chu Mu can definitely be regarded as the best person in the world. It is estimated that Mephisto, the big enemy, has come and gave a thumbs up when he saw Chu Mu's behavior.

No wonder you have to look down on Mephisto.

It turns out that he actually dares to scheme against all things. If you think about it, Mephisto will probably have a psychological balance.

It's not impossible to feel a sense of shameless joy - I, Mephisto, have the same treatment as BA Under All.

Doesn’t it mean that we are on the same level of existence?

Very respectable.

Life in hell is like this.

"Found it!"

Chu Mu searched high in the sky in New York for several hours, and finally around early in the morning, I arrived at Deadpool, which was in high gear.

how to say.

When he saw the location of Deadpool, Chu Mu was stunned. Even as crazy as he was, he had to sigh that it was indeed Deadpool.

He said he came to New York to look for girls, but he really came to New York to look for girls. He even found more than ten girls at one time. Honestly, Deadpool is such a person.

What shocked Chu Mu the most was not the fact that Deadpool found more than ten girls at a time.

Rather.

These more than ten girls are not normal people - strictly speaking, these more than ten girls are not human beings, but more than ten vampire girls!

From Chu Mu's perspective.

Deadpool is in a place similar to a Scarlet Mary bar.

only.

Because S.H.I.E.L.D has recently cracked down on places like this, this bar does not dare to open on the ground as arrogantly as the Scarlet Mary Bar. It is located underground in a certain medical institution, although the method is to find people to donate blood without changing the medicine. But the concealment is obviously much better than the Scarlet Mary Wine Bar.

Under the concrete floor.

It is heavy metal music with a fierce sound, with an extremely bloody and violent flavor, accompanied by those colorful neon lights.

Men and women hugged and danced on the dance floor. There were corpses and blood everywhere on the ground. It was obvious that this vampire party had come to an end.

"Happy! Let's all be happy together!"

There were excited voices shouting.

Not a vampire.

But a special human being.

He is Deadpool.

Marvel's most famous quip.

Deadpool Wade.

Deadpool enters this speakeasy as a blood meal.

He is also the only "human" alive today, and he is being eaten by more than a dozen female vampires.

"Drink more! Baby! Look how thin you are from hunger!"

Now Chu Mu really felt that her eyes were unclean.

It was even dirtier than when I just saw an old lady weighing more than 200 pounds playing sex with a young man in his twenties.

He rushed directly out of the clouds and smashed into the bar where Deadpool was. At the same time, Deadpool was still playing games with a group of female vampires.

"Handsome, are you a super-able person? Why can't you drink all the blood?" A female vampire regained her sanity after drinking enough.

In front of her, she looked in shock at Deadpool, who was being sucked blood by more than ten people at the same time, but never turned into a mummy. Instead, he was still enjoying it. She just thought it was incredible. Such a man was simply given to vampires by Dracula. Gift.

"Call me handsome guy? Hahaha, yes, you have good taste. If you can talk, just talk more. Come on, call me handsome guy three thousand times!"

Deadpool enjoys being complimented by female vampires.

"Why are you wearing a mask? Are you one of those tight-fitting superheroes?" The female vampire was trying hard to suck blood.

Taking advantage of the break to breathe, he curiously asked.

"That's definitely because I'm so handsome that you can't easily see my face, otherwise you will definitely fall in love with me."

Deadpool looked triumphant.

He seems to be a little scornful of superheroes.

"Don't associate me with superheroes, they are a bunch of idiots with brain problems."

Listen to Deadpool. (bgab)

The female vampire agreed.

Her cousin.

I was caught by a superhero a few days ago and I heard that he was sent to a certain research institute. Now I don’t know if I can be freed.

Although they are vampires, they still watch some science fiction movies on weekdays.

Thinking of the inhumane experiments inside, the female vampire shuddered.

This caused her teeth to hit Deadpool's brother. Suddenly, blood flowed profusely, but Deadpool made a happy sound again.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Deadpool is so happy.

Smiling happily.

And at this time.

"Boom~"

Huge shaking occurs without warning!

Accompanied by a dull roar, the floor-to-ceiling concrete collapsed along with a large number of buildings.

moment.

A large number of vampires were directly crushed to death by the collapsed buildings——--Amidst the splashing bricks and stones, a dark figure walked out of the dust and mist.

"Wade, the game ends here."

Chu Mu spoke in a low voice to Deadpool, who was lying on the ground with endless joy.

He was dressed in a black robe, full of solemn majesty, which made all the surviving vampires present feel extremely heavy oppression.

That perfect figure is like a sculpture and can be called a work of art, and it is full of power!

The vampires only felt that they were facing a terrible sun.

"Superman! He is Superman!"

A horrifying roar sounded at this time.

Not to mention this afternoon's news, many vampires have already read it. Just talking about what happened at the Red Bar had a huge impact on the vampire community.

Seeing that he had destroyed the entire Scarlet Bar and had just defeated a monster like Hulk today, Chu Mu, who was given the title of "God on Earth" by people, appeared.

These vampires are like frightened birds!

There was no thought of attacking at all, they all ran away like crazy.

"Zizzizi~"

There is absolutely no way Chu Mu would let these vampires go.

Just think of cleaning up the cockroaches in the ground.

His heat ray whizzed past... not a single vampire in the audience was spared.

It's just a matter of a few breaths.

The whole speakeasy.

Along with the equipment that plays heavy metal music.

They were all destroyed by Chu Mu.

on site.

Not a single vampire survived, and those vampires lying on Deadpool were all killed mercilessly by Chu Mu.

It was the participation of these vampires that made Chu Mu's eyes so hot!

He also discovered now that there are actually males among these vampires.

Riding on a horse... is even more eye-catching.

"Wade, didn't your mother teach you that you will get AIDS if you do this?" Chu Mu looked at the heat ray that had just been affected.

Deadpool, who had been cut into several large pieces, was recovering rapidly. He complained to Deadpool, who had been mostly repaired in the blink of an eye.

Heat ray swept over Deadpool.

It’s also testing Deadpool’s Ability.

Now it seems.

This Self-healing speed... is indeed similar to Wolverine!

Anyway, it is much better than his low-end version of Wolverine [Self-healing] Ability.

Chu Mu looked at Deadpool who was repairing quickly in front of him.

in mind.

Information about Deadpool also quickly emerged.

Deadpool was originally just a top international mercenary, a peak human who was proficient in eighteen kinds of martial arts and could even chop bullets with a sword.

until one day.

He has cancer.

So he could only voluntarily accept the experiment known as the Weapon X program.

Thus, Self-healing factors are injected into the body.

Known as a rare successful experimental subject - it may be the blessing of God, or he may have raised his middle finger to the goddess of death on the verge of death and scolded the other party as an evil person. In the end, Deadpool Wade has achieved the goal of being impossible to kill. s life.

Not only because of the Self-healing factor, but also the immortality at the rule level.

Definitely.

Such adventures do not come without a price.

Although he has gained recovery ability comparable to Wolverine and has immortality similar to Dracula, Deadpool has also acquired an extremely ugly appearance.

Cancer cells are not viruses.

so.

Self-healing Ability cannot repair them, but will promote their growth!

Deadpool has become a mess inside and outside his body.

The skin felt as if it had been burned by fire, which was extremely terrifying. This is why Deadpool always wears a hood and almost never takes it off.

He...has quite an inferiority complex.

Definitely.

It won't show. When Deadpool gained such a life, he not only lost his appearance, but also lost his ability to chop bullets with a tachi.

after all.

no need.

Naturally, I am lazy.

"I definitely knew I would get AIDS, but I love AIDS and AIDS loves me. What's wrong with you, a pervert in tights?"

Deadpool squeezed himself back to his original state, then screamed and shouted loudly, with an angry look without any fear, "Damn! I just called superhero an idiot! You don't have to do this to me, right?" !Damn Superman!"

All right.

Look.

Deadpool doesn't know that Chu Mu is a pirated version of Superman.

otherwise.

According to this guy's character.

I will definitely not let go of the "piracy" point when I am so angry.

"Wherever there is evil, I will appear. This is my setting..."

Chu Mu really didn't want to make such an embarrassing and embarrassing statement.

only.

He still needs to test Deadpool's ability to break the fourth wall.

"What the hell! Uncle Deadpool doesn't know what you're talking about! My dear God! Do you know what you did!"

Deadpool didn't seem to understand what character or setting was. He felt even more sorry for the beautiful vampire who was turned to ashes by Chu Mu.

"They are all beautiful girls! You know

How capable are they?" Deadpool looked extremely sad and started to speak harshly.

"There are two men inside." Chu Mu felt that she should remind Deadpool that men cannot be called beauties.

However.

He still underestimated Deadpool's integrity.

"They are more beautiful than beautiful girls! What do you know! As long as they feel that they are women in their hearts! They are beautiful Angels!"

"Don't discriminate against these Angels. You don't understand them at all. They just have gender cognitive impairment. We should give them encouragement and praise!"

"Oh my god, you cruel executioner, not only did you not bring them happiness, but you cruelly sent them to hell."

Deadpool's mouth is like a barrage of words, constantly spraying!

It was all nonsense, but it allowed Chu Mu to roughly understand the Deadpool in front of him.

There is no fourth-wall-breaking ability that could be called a bug.

At the same time, Deadpool should have never been to a world outside the Marvel universe.

otherwise.

It was impossible not to know that he was a fake Superman, Chu Mu knew it, and he decided to further test which version of Deadpool he came from.

"It's a shame that Stryker didn't sew your mouth shut."

Chu Mu complained about Deadpool with a slightly sarcastic attitude.

Actually.

This is testing.

"Hahahaha, he definitely sewed it, but his skills are not good, so it's hard for Uncle Deadpool." Deadpool's sad expression immediately became proud.

"I'm not bragging to you. He thinks that sewing my mouth shut will stop me from talking. Sooner or later, I have to let him experience that feeling."

Really solid.

This is Deadpool from the X-Men timeline.

"No! How do you know Stryker? I never told you." It can only be said that Deadpool's brain reflex arc is indeed a bit long.

At this moment.

He just reacted.

"Also, how do you know my name is Wade? Even that braised egghead from S.H.I.E.L.D. I only told your concubine!"

"What's your name...Kayla, yes, did she tell you the secret? Damn it, I know beautiful women can't be trusted!"

"She betrayed Uncle Deadpool's trust in her... Hi, I can actually understand it. After all, compared to me, a stranger who met by chance, you...

Deadpool's question.

As Bala Bala said a lot of words, he actually came up with a reasonable explanation by himself.

"Shut up!"

Chu Mu had a headache from the noise.

He directly interrupted Deadpool's nagging, his scarlet eyes were warning, and Deadpool immediately stopped talking.

He also pulled his lips with his hand to signal himself to shut up - it could be seen that he was still a little afraid of Chu Mu.

At least.

You won't be as unscrupulous as you are with other people.

Definitely.

This fear... is also limited.

"I don't want you to grab my head and stuff it into my own ass." Deadpool couldn't help but say something again.

immediately.

He stretched his lips again.

"Thank you for your suggestion, I will consider giving you such treatment." Chu Mu felt a little headache, but still asked patiently.

"Can you tell me how you came to this universe?" This is what Chu Mu wants to know most now.

Kayla, Deadpool.

what is going on?.