Who Stole My Eggs?

Huo Yao said: “About two thousand years ago, the Deity of Medicine’s tribulation came. I went to find the deity. But the deity was frightened by me and ran away. The deity has been hiding here for these years. When we came here, you also saw that the Yaoshan Mountain was surrounded by clouds and mist. Those clouds were their heavenly tribulation. As soon as the deity of medicine walked out of here, the heavenly tribulation would come immediately.”

“The offender ran away. You didn’t let the deity go on purpose because of the beauty, right?”

“I did on purpose,” Huo Yao said quickly.

Xie Zuo’s jealousy was overturned at once, “You—!”

Huo Yao smiled, “It’s not because of the medicine deity’s good looks, but because of the good medical skills.”

“Humph!”

“The Deity of Medicine and I are half-disciples. When I was young, Heavenly Father sent me to study medicine. At that time, the medicine deity was only a half-immortal, but could heal ghosts, deities from flesh and bones, which was very impressive. At that time, I couldn’t control myself very well, and I would either hurt others or injure myself. After I finish my studies, the medicine deity attained enlightenment and ascend.”

Xie Zuo found that Huo Yao’s eyes filled with nostalgia whenever he mentioned his Heavenly Father, and his tone became much gentler, he couldn’t help but feel jealous again, “Heavenly Father, Heavenly Father, He is really kind to you.”

Huo Yao raised his hand and poked his bulging cheek, “Smile.”

Xie Zuo bared his teeth at him, “Look at me, I will eat you!”

“This person has a weird temper. This deity had been holding back from ascending because of the fear of thunders. In order to avoid the tribulation, this deity had been hiding in the temple and growing some herbs on the Yaoshan Mountain. The disaster will come either and there is no way to escape it. But when we accidentally met each other, the medicine deity fainted out of fear.”

Xie Zuo was speechless, “Then why did you let the deity run away again?”

“It’s really a pity for the good medical skills. The decree I received at that time was to rain down eighteen great thunders. This kind of thunder is extremely dangerous, and it is very likely that the medicine deity will not be able to withstand it. The medicine deity’s medical skills have reached the point of turning the world upside down. The deity of medicine knew that the world would not be able to tolerate it sooner or later. But the deity of medicine is always kind to people and has never done anything bad, so I gave the deity of medicine a stick of incense to escape.”

“What happened next?”

“The medicine deity succeeded. The sky thunder I released could only chase to the outside of the Yaoshan Mountain, trapping the deity here forever, but I couldn’t find the exact location, so I couldn’t execute it.”

Xie Zuo touched Huo Yao’s heart with his hand, “The Great Deity of Thunder, you are so selfish, you actually let go of your prisoner!”

Huo Yao held his hand tightly, “Everything before was done out of public motives, and you are my only selfish one.”

Xie Zuo’s ears were filled with excitement. He immediately turned red, and he withdrew his hand, “If you’re talking about business, don’t tease me!”

Huo Yao said: ” Second information, the villagers say that the Deity of Medicine is everywhere. Most of the people living here don’t take medicine. When they are sick, they will be healed on their own.”

Xie Zuo noted it down seriously and nodded, “Those women said the same thing.”

“Another one, the deity of medicine likes to be in a cold and dark places,” Huo Yao said, “This is what I have concluded from everyone. The people the deity has treated are either at sea, in dense forests where the sun is not visible, or in underground medicine mining areas. According to them, the lower the temperature, the higher the chance of encountering the Deity of Medicine.”

“Liking dark and cold?” Xie Zuo guessed, “This deity is really scared of you… Thunder and lightning belong to fire and are extremely hot, so the deity only goes to dark and cold places to avoid you?”

“Last one, I don’t know what form the Deity of Medicine is now.” Huo Yao took the pen in Xie Zuo’s hand and drew something on the paper. There were people, animals, and plants. “Some people say the Deity of Medicine is an old man, some people say the Deity of Medicine is a tiger, and some people say that he is a talking gourd.”

“Yeah,” Xie Zuo nodded, “I also heard the women say, the deity of medicine they saw was even weirder. They saw stones! Which one is the true form?

Huo Yao shook his head, “None of them. ”

“How can you be so sure?”

“The Deity of Medicine is a woman. ”

“Ha? “Xie Zuo opened his mouth wide.

“She is…” Huo Yao gestured, “A short woman, she must be this tall. She never dared to look directly at others, but liked to hide in the dark and observe. She has a very dull personality and likes to collect the corpses of beautiful people. ”

Huo Yao described the Deity of Medicine as not a good immortal, but simply a thousand-year-old monster. However, if the Deity of Medicine was a woman…

Xie Zuo clapped his hands, “I heard Aunt Li say something about her nephew. He could see the Deity of Medicine, saying that she was a little girl, and was laughed at by the villagers for being immoral. …It seems that he was beaten badly, and now he doesn’t dare to speak nonsense. ”

“So, he is the only person who has seen the true face of the Deity of Medicine.”

“It’s very possible!” Xie Zuo said excitedly, “Let’s go ask him.”

Huo Yao stopped him, “It’s too late now. Be careful not to scare him. Ask him tomorrow.”

“Okay.”

Huo Yao picked up Xie Zuo and said, “Let’s go take a bath together.”

Xie Zuo bit the side of his neck, “Okay,”

Note

Pew… I was trying hard not to spoil the deity of medicine real gender at first, sorry if it was full of repetitive ‘this deity, that deity’ lol