Who Stole My Eggs?

“Oh my god, the plague little demon king is back——!”

Xie Zuo stretched his body and just walked out of the cave when he heard a scream above his head. When he looked up, he saw half a broken black wing. It fluttered in panic and staggered away.

The news of Xie Zuo’s return swept through the entire abyss like a violent wind. The evil demons who had been bullied and ravaged by him all closed their doors and hid.

Good guy, Xie Zuo’s consciousness had been running around in the mortal world for more than 20 years. The original body that stayed here was so hungry that no one knew how famished it was. Now Xie Zu would definitely go on a killing spree. The little demons didn’t want to meet this bad guy.

Xie Zuo took a deep breath of the blood mist in the abyss, “Bah, bah, bah, it smelled bad!” He really missed the fresh air in the human world.

“Your Majesty—!” After hearing the good news, Lao Luo flew over with tears streaming down his face.

Xie Zuo moved his shoulders and neck, raised his head, and let out a long and thick roar. His figure quickly rushed into the sky and turned into a python.

Demonic power once again filled Xie Zuo’s body, and his bones were extremely light again. He could fly as high as he wanted!

Xie Zuo soared into the sky for a while, plunged into the ground for a while, and had a great time, turning the abyss upside down.

When he had enough fun, he hung his long body on the top of the mountain and sighed comfortably: It was better to be in his original form.

When he closed his eyes to rest, he was pleasantly surprised to find that his demon core had grown again! Originally, there was only one bud growing inside the demon core, but now it had turned into a small tree.

Xie Zuo was puzzled. He had been running away for so long without practicing at all. Why did the demon core grow so fast? He had only heard that deities could gain great power after a successful tribulation. Could demons do the same?

“Your Majesty—!” Lao Luo cried and came closer, “You are finally back—! Since your Majesty left, I have been protecting Your Majesty, day and night. I dared not make a mistake at all. Who knew that your sacred tree body suddenly appeared seven days ago? The fire burned the whole body, and it scared me to death – wuwuwu, luckily you are safe and sound -!”

Looking at the nagging Lao Luo, Xie Zuo seemed to see a combination of Imperial Teacher Wen and Mu Rong and was a little annoyed. He missed them a little bit.

That guy Mu Rong would definitely be angry if he found out that he left without saying goodbye. If he knew that his body was thrown into a raging volcano and was broken into pieces, he would definitely cry badly.

Imperial Teacher Wen would definitely scold him, the king of a country was too willful! This old man scolded this and that with a straight face all day long, but he had always been in good health and could live for decades after surviving the plague.

As for Xiao Lin… Now that things had come to this, Xie Zuo could only hope that Xiao Lin had returned to the Immortal Realm.

Huo Yao… Huo Yao would definitely be angry with him. Alas, there was no other way. He didn’t want to leave him, but if he didn’t do this, he would have to watch Huo Yao being tortured by the plague and continue to struggle and hurt himself in the human world. He couldn’t do it!

Xie Zuo comforted himself: When Huo Yao came back and saw that he was well, he would not be angry anymore. Then he could let him hug him a few times and the Thunder Deity would be coaxed.

It was a pity that the little puppet substitute Huo Yao gave him was burned to ashes by the Wu Mountain Cauldron in his place. Maybe he could ask Huo Yao to carve him another one out of other wood in the future.

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A dirt bag bulged in the dark corner. The dirt bag moved quickly in the dirt and stopped in front of Xie Zuo.

“Hm?” Xie Zuo lazily opened one eye.

“Pa—” The dirt bag suddenly exploded, and a small octopus with a black body and wriggling tentacles jumped out of it. Two black bean eyes glared at Xie Zuo, “You…”

“*****#####”

Wu Xiao said, full of obscenities. Before he could spray out more, Xie Zuo’s tail slapped him flat.

Xie Zuo was now immersed in warm and slightly sad memories, and he didn’t want to listen to Wu Xiao’s curses.

Wu Xiao was so annoying; no wonder Huo Yao didn’t want to see him either. This shadowy mollusk spent his days either cursing or getting angry, and was not afraid of bursting from anger. Oh, he forgot, he was just a cursed body now, without human heart hahaha!

Wu Xiao finally raised his tentacles and stood up again, quickly running away from Xie Zuo, “Bah, you are a demon, what a bastard, how dare you be so rude to me! Even Huo Yao has to be respectful to me, who are you!”

In this comparison, Huo Yao was more restrained. No matter how he was provoked, insulted, and cursed for tens of thousands of years, he never said a word or fought back, and he was very conscious of being the younger brother.

Xie Zuo sarcastically said: “Huo Yao is so respectful to you? To the extent of not killing you?”

Wu Xiao swelled angrily, “You know nothing! I have never seen such a shameless bitch like you, and you actually chased him to the mortal world! How shameless!”

Xie Zuo swam down from the top of the mountain, and the shadow casted by the huge snake head shrouded Wu Xiao. “If you say one more word, I will kill you.”

“Your Majesty, Your Majesty—!” Lao Luo jumped up and down and called to him enthusiastically, “I have prepared a lot of delicious food for you. Come and eat. You must be starving after being out for so long-”

When Lao Luo said this, Xie Zuo took a breath, transforming back into human form.

Xie Zuo rubbed his stomach and found it strange that he wasn’t hungry at all. He was always burning with hunger before, but after staying in the human world for so long, he should be hungry as soon as he opened his eyes.

“What delicious food have you prepared for me?” Xie Zuo raised his eyes and saw Lao Luo. The expression on his face was hard to describe. “How did you end up like this?”

As they all knew, Lao Luo was a book with a big tongue. On weekdays, he flied around with his long tongue and had no real use other than talking to Xie Zuo. But just now, two thick arms actually grew out of the book and held up a piece of plump demonic leg.

Lao Luo was still a little embarrassed. He bulged his strong muscles and said excitedly: “Thanks to the Great Deity of Thunder, who gave me some divine power in order to better protect His Majesty. Now I can also hunt for Your Majesty.”

“Oh, Huo Yao gave you divine power,” Xie Zuo nodded, “Yes, you are finally out of the ranks of trash.”

He grabbed the demon leg, sat down cross-legged, and took a big bite.

Lao Luo looked at him expectantly, “How was it?”

“Ugh—!” Xie Zuo spit out all the meat he had just bitten. It was so disgusting, fishy, and smelly!

“Your Majesty, don’t you think it tastes good?” Lao Luo asked with tears in his eyes.

Xie Zuo waved his hand and coughed twice, “Why don’t you bake it? You can eat it; I won’t eat it.”

Lao Luo said aggrievedly: “This is the best meat, and it is also His Majesty’s favorite food -”

In the abyss, food was precious, and since Xie Zuo wouldn’t eat it, Lao Luo couldn’t waste it, so he jumped on and devoured it.

Xie Zuo looked at Lao Luo, who was eating all kinds of flesh and blood, frowned and turned his head away.

Xie Zuo thought of the delicacies he had eaten in the human world. He could never tire of the fine food and fine meat. They were both delicious and beautiful. He looked at the barren abyss, ouch!

The joy of regaining his original body and regaining control of the demon power gradually disappeared. Xie Zuo missed Huo Yao more and more, and also missed his friends in the human world, Mu Rong, Xiao Lin, Imperial Teacher Wen, and his parents who did not know where they were reincarnated…

Xie Zuo looked at the thick blood mist above his head and sighed: “When will he come back to see me?”

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Xie Zuo was thinking about Huo Yao, and he didn’t notice the evil demons who had been hiding secretly emerged again. They were all attracted by the golden light on Xie Zuo’s body and formed an encircling circle with him as the center.

Wu Xiao popped up from the soil. His black bean eyes looked at these demons with vigilant eyes, secretly cursing that the little demon king was really stupid. Huo Yao was even more stupid for letting the little demon king come back with the merit of saving the world. Wasn’t he afraid that all the little demon’s bones would be eaten?

This little demon king had done some good deeds in the human world. His merits were all overflowing and shining from the inside out. For those demons who were almost rotten in the abyss, this was no less than a piece of plump fresh meat dancing in their mouths, which was the ultimate temptation.

If anyone could swallow the little demon king in one gulp, they would be able to claim all these merits as their own. Repairing their body was only a trivial matter, and they might even be able to ascend and leave here on the spot!

Just as the evil demons gradually narrowed their encirclement, Xie Zuo finally realized that something was wrong. He looked at the greedy and malicious eyes in the blood mist, stood up, and stretched his muscles, “There are so many people seeking death.”

As soon as he finished speaking, the demons attacked him like a tidal wave!