When the Doctor Uses A Hack

Hearing Chen Cang's words, everyone froze for a moment.

Women liking stinky things…

And liking stinky men…

This…

Chen Cang thought, this might be a topic worth researching!

Even if it's not a great research subject, at least it's a decent cold joke, right?

But!

Chen Cang looked at everyone spacing out, and immediately froze himself.

Why aren't you all laughing?

Is it not funny?

"Not funny?" Chen Cang was taken aback.

Suddenly, Xu Ziming burst out laughing, "Hahaha!"

He Zhiqian quickly caught on and began his professional fake laughter.

Liu Quan looked at the two of them, stunned: "Is it funny?"

Even Meng Xi rolled her eyes: "Not funny at all."

Xu Aiqing chuckled softly.

Xu Ziming gave Liu Quan a knowing look: You dare not laugh at Professor Chen's jokes?

Liu Quan froze for a second before realizing the situation.

One after another, the crowd quickly followed suit with forced laughter.

Seeing everyone like this, Chen Cang couldn't help but laugh angrily himself.

This group of people is just too shameless!

He angrily said, "Not funny, is it? Even if it's not funny, you have to laugh! Otherwise, none of you will pass tomorrow's exam!"

Everyone went silent upon hearing this!

"Abuse of power for personal revenge?" Meng Xi said fiercely.

Chen Cang nodded gently, "That's right. Any objections, Teacher Meng?"

Meng Xi's blood was boiling. If it weren't for learning new techniques, this old lady would have kicked you to the moon long ago!

Thinking about this, Meng Xi felt she was losing out… big time!

If she pushed forward, uterine fibroids. If she pulled back, breast hyperplasia with nodules.

Forget it, forget it!

A teacher must care for and nurture their students.

Thinking this, Meng Xi rolled her eyes again: "Everyone, eat well and just let him be jealous!"

Everyone quickly nodded!

Thus began a silent rebellion.

Chen Cang snickered coldly. Ignorant mortals.

At that moment, a young nurse walked in with an extravagant food box.

"Professor Chen, your meal is here."

Chen Cang took the food box, opened the four-tiered container, and began taking out plate after plate of exquisite dishes.

Four or five dishes in total.

"Foie Gras," "Grilled Scallops," "Bouillabaisse," "Parisian Lobster" …

As the small plates were removed one by one, everyone was left dumbfounded.

Chen Cang sighed, "Where's my pre-dinner white wine?"

At this moment, a call came in: "Mr. Chen, considering you have surgery planned this afternoon, we didn't deliver the wine."

Chen Cang nodded, "Okay, thank you!"

"What would you like to eat tomorrow?"

Chen Cang thought for a moment, "Keep it simple. Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, perhaps."

After hanging up the phone, Chen Cang let out a long sigh.

He began eating his solitary luxurious meal.

"Hmm, this chicken liver steak's not bad! Medium-well is a tad overdone though."

Everyone around stared at this scene, completely dumbfounded.

Is this seriously takeout?!

Looking at the premium food box and French cuisine, everyone suddenly felt their own meals tasted bland.

Comparing that Parisian lobster to their own chicken patties, they lost all appetite.

Chen Cang suddenly felt the fork was inconvenient and decided to use a knife and chopsticks instead.

Indeed, it worked much better than the fork!

Meng Xi's eyes were locked on Chen Cang, and she spat venomously, "Country bumpkin!"

Chen Cang responded warmly, "Teacher Meng, is your snail rice noodle tasty? I've got a French escargot in white wine here; want to try it?"

"Oh dear, my bad, there's only one, and I've already eaten it!"

Chen Cang laughed cheekily, "Hahaha!"

This nearly caused Meng Xi's CPU to overheat, leading to CUP overload!

Chen Cang: "Don't just stare, everyone! Hurry up and eat!"

"Honestly, this foie gras is just okay."

"Hmm, the Bouillabaisse is good. They say the fish was airlifted in."

One meal was enough for Chen Cang to stir up grudges.

Everyone suddenly felt they'd lost their appetite completely.

Chen Cang, on the other hand, was eating with immense joy.

Partly because the food truly was delicious and filling,

And partly because seeing everyone sulking made him feel fantastic inside.

Serves you right for showing off!

After finishing his meal, Chen Cang cleaned up the food box and cheerfully stood up, patting his belly.

Seeing his demeanor, everyone pretended they didn't see a thing!

Noticing this, Chen Cang smirked coldly.

He had an ace up his sleeve.

So, you're going to play it cool now, huh?

Chen Cang casually took out a small notebook and pen and began sketching.

Sure enough, as soon as he started, everyone's curiosity was piqued again.

What on earth is Professor Chen drawing?

Could it be that Professor Chen has given up taking photos and switched to sketching?

Chen Cang stayed silent.

Which only made everyone more curious.

Predictably, Teacher Meng was the first to lose patience…

Of course, Chen Cang had doubts about this.

He figured Meng Xi's impatience wasn't really a personality flaw. Rather, her broad chest affected her internal structure, compressing her brain's processing power, causing her to blurt things out without restraint.

It wasn't her fault!

Blame genetics.

"Chen Cang, what exactly are you drawing?" Meng Xi stared wide-eyed, curiosity burning.

Chen Cang chuckled coldly, "Like I'd tell you? This is a multimillion-dollar deal!"

Meng Xi sneered, "Did Van Gogh or Picasso approve this?"

Everyone burst out laughing, but their curiosity about Chen Cang's sketch only grew.

Chen Cang was always forgiving toward big-busted, not-so-bright Teacher Meng. After all, seeing Teacher Meng always managed to whisk away any bad mood he might've been in.

Chen Cang sighed, looked over at Meng Xi, and rolled his eyes, "Ever heard of something called a patent?"

As soon as he said this, everyone around froze for a moment.

A patent?

They weren't strangers to the term.

In the medical system, filing for patents was common practice.

But…

It was mostly in traditional medicine.

A renowned doctor might develop a remedy that proved highly effective for a certain illness, which could then be patented.

But if a surgeon managed to patent something… that would be impressive.

For instance, inventing a new surgical instrument, modifying traditional tools, or developing new techniques that came with specialized equipment.

Not to mention!

Those patents could be quite profitable too.

They could partner with medical device companies to co-develop the products, and if the product was well-received, it could generate tremendous profits.

Hearing Chen Cang talk about applying for a patent, everyone became excited and intrigued.

Xu Ziming, being the quick thinker, immediately asked, "Could it be… the elephant trunk stent device?"

Chen Cang nodded with satisfaction, "Not bad, it's nearly complete."

As he finished speaking, Chen Cang casually tore a page from the notebook and placed it on the table.

Of course, the drawing was actually a replica of the system's rewarded invention.

His reason for doing this…

Was entirely to make it look as though he'd invented the patent himself.

At least it wouldn't seem too abrupt.

Well, these twelve idiots—no, disciples…

These people would serve as his witnesses.

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