Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

Seeing that Lin Hai was still wearing sunglasses at night, Sanji couldn't help complaining, "I said, Lin Hai, can you still see what's in front of you clearly with your sunglasses on?"

Lin Hai turned back unhappily and said, "The moonlight is too dazzling, can't it block the moonlight?"

"Oh!" Lu Fei punched his other hand and exclaimed, "So that's it. Hey Lin Hai, give me one too."

Lin Hai threw an inkblot to Lu Fei, and said with a light smile, "Take it, Lu Fei, should you negotiate or should I come?"

After putting on the sunglasses, Luffy said, "Of course..."

Before he finished speaking, Luffy was directly pulled back by everyone.

Luffy asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

Usopp said speechlessly: "With the level of trouble you have, you don't need to talk a few words, they directly attacked us!"

"Am I that great?" Luffy couldn't help but proudly said, "Hahaha..."

"..."

At this moment, a trumpet sounded from the Meili, "Straw Hat Pirates, don't make unnecessary resistance, you are already surrounded..."

Lin Hai picked up the loudspeaker and replied, "You bastards of the Navy, when the guests came, they didn't know to invite us in for tea, but they came to threaten us? Who am I? I'm a god. Bibi, I... ..."

Usopp and Chopper quickly covered Lin Hai's mouth and let Luffy negotiate.

Usopp took the lead and said angrily: "You bastard, didn't you say you want to talk to them? Do you really want to kill them?"

Chopper echoed: "Don't do such a dangerous thing again, bastard!"

At this moment, Luffy picked up the loudspeaker that Lin Hai left on the side, and said, "My name is Monkey. D. Luffy, the man who is going to be the One Piece..."

Before Luffy could say anything, the marines had already opened fire.

"Bang bang bang..."

Dozens of cannons are no joke.

At this moment, Lin Hai stood up and said, "I told you, they are the Navy, they will let us go? Negotiations are a bird's egg, the space field..."

Dozens of shells stopped in front of the Meili. The unknown navy, seeing such a bizarre thing, thought it was a ghost!

"Why? Why do our shells stop there?"

"Could it be that we encountered a supernatural event?"

"Yeah, what happened, Major General Drake! Please take charge of the overall situation!"

Drake spat secretly, he was just a major general, the base commander went somewhere at a critical moment.

There is really no way, Drake ordered: "Shoot again!"

"Bang bang bang..."

The situation is just like the scene just now, the shell attack can't hurt the Straw Hat Pirates at all!

At this time, Lin Hai held a loudspeaker and said: "Bastard Haijun, you guys are so courageous, you can fire without saying a word, go on, you go on!"

"That's right, you guys keep firing, don't you think it's embarrassing." Luffy said.

"Aww..." For a moment, Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp taunted the navy at the same time.

The navy couldn't bear it, so they shot again, and the result was the same.

At this time, Lin Hai smiled and said, "I won't play with you anymore. Our Straw Hat Pirates are blessed by God. If you want to hurt us, wait another 100 years, bastard navy."

After finishing speaking, Lin Hai asked: "Nami, keep an eye on the direction of the record pointer, and command quickly, we are going to escape."

"Escape?" Nami who reacted quickly pointed to the outside of the fortress and said, "If you choose to escape, go in this direction."

"Space field, space jump!!"

"Scared to death bastards, hiahiahia..."

For a moment, the sailors rubbed their eyes, all suspecting that they were dreaming, because they saw that a ship teleported like a ghost in the air! !

Just like that, it flew away from the naval fortress...

For a moment, the sailors were either drooling or sweating coldly, and finally looked at each other, speechless...

............

In the world of pirates, there is no waste ability, it depends on how the user uses it.

Just like Lin Hai at this time, if you use the thunder fruit, it will indeed blow up the sky, but can you make the boat jump in the air for a short distance?

In the night, the boat finally stopped at sea level in a safe place, and Lin Hai bought two desk lamps from the coquettish system!

Only Lin Hai was illuminated in front of everyone, and Lin Hai tossed his hair proudly, and then boasted: "How about it? Envy, jealousy, hate? It's a pity that such a gorgeous devil fruit like the space fruit can only be as beautiful as me. Such a handsome person deserves to have it, you...don't deserve it!!"

The other crew members in the dark place all turned black at this moment.

Sanji was the first to say: "Idiot space."

"Idiot Space." Everyone shouted in unison.

Lin Hai said: "You are just jealous."

Lu Fei fish eyes said: "Idiot space, idiot Lin Hai."

Sauron and the others finally understand Luffy's state of mind now, they were ignorant before, long live the understanding! !

"Grumbling..."

An untimely hungry sound came from Lin Hai's stomach, and Lin Hai immediately put his head in his hands and said, "Oops, I almost forgot, I haven't eaten yet!"

Everyone, pour!

After being reminded by Lin Hai, Lu Fei also reacted, "I'm so hungry."

Sanji said speechlessly: "It's so dark now, there's no food in the kitchen..."

Sauron continued, "I'll go to the sea and catch a fish."

"Ah!" Usopp hurriedly stopped: "Zoro, don't go!"

Sauron wondered, "Why?"

Usopp explained: "Don't you know yourself yet? Just take three steps outside and you'll get lost."

Sanji nodded and said: "It's late at night, if you get lost at sea, we will have to look for you everywhere, so don't cause trouble for everyone."

This point, after thinking about it for a period of time, everyone is deeply touched!

"You!!" Sauron was sweating profusely on his forehead, really depressed.

Unexpectedly, at this time Luffy leaned in front of Sauron and said contemptuously, "Idiot."

Then Sanji, Usopp, and Chopper taunted each other.

"idiot......"

"Kolose!!" Sauron roared, and then, the group of people directly scuffled together.

Lin Hai on the side was really speechless, saying that he hadn't eaten sauerkraut for a long time, so let's make do with it.

As long as there is boiling water, it is still very convenient!

"Ahaha." Luffy said with a smile, "What kind of noodles is this? It's so delicious. By the way, Usopp, shall we change it?"

Usopp said speechlessly: "Who wants to change it with you? You don't even have soup there."

Seeing Usopp's refusal, Luffy had no choice but to get close to Lin Hai, and said coquettishly: "Lin Hai, I'm hungry, let's make another bucket, okay?"

Lin Hai was really helpless, so he had to throw another bucket to Lu Fei. Lin Hai complained: "You eat, can you chew slowly and don't bite every day, you are the captain, add two more marinated eggs, It's the last barrel!"

"Thank you!" Lu Fei suddenly excitedly said: "Lin Hai, you are really a good person..."

After finishing speaking, Lu Fei quickly picked up a fragrant chicken leg in Lin Hai's barreled noodles.

"Kolose." Lin Hai said angrily, "Bastard Straw Hat, quickly return my chicken leg, idiot!!"

Luffy, if you don't pay attention, the chicken leg has already entered his stomach.

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