This Journey to the West is so wrong!

"Mum mum~"

There was a girl lying on the bed reading a book titled 'The Love Story of Humans and Gods'. She grabbed a bag of fries and started eating.

"N- Namo Quan Yin! This isn't good!"

Suddenly, a disciple burst in, startling the girl.

Yes, she was Quan Yin Bodhisattva herself.

"KYAA! At least you should knock before entering?!!"

"But-"

The disciple's mouth stopped as he looked at Quan Yin's attire.

Quan Yin was wearing a women's tank top and shorts, which wouldn't be a big deal for an ordinary woman. But this was Quan Yin, and her body... was a bit too attractive, making it hard to focus.

"Hmm? Why are you staring?"

Quan Yin confused, then looked down at herself. Realizing she was still in her private attire, she blush and quickly transformed her clothes into the usual attire seen by her disciples.

"FORGET EVERYTHING YOU SAW!!"

"YES, MA'AM!!"

After things calmed down, Quan Yin calmly looked at the disciple.

"What's the matter?"

"Well, it's about the seal."

"The seal? Don't tell me?!"

"Yes, Sun Wukong seal... is gone and she disappeared."

Quan Yin's face filled with panic, starting to stutter.

"But, but!"

"Ma'am! Please calm down!!"

"...So who released it? Was it that person?"

"Ma'am... I'm afraid not."

Quan Yin fell silent, her face exhausted.

'That monkey was supposed to stay for another year... and someone has released it early, and it's not the one our disciples chose.'

'And how did that person enter the forest? The forest was supposed to be designated only for that person, so it's impossible for others to enter...'

"Ma'am, according to intelligence, that person suddenly appeared right in the middle of the forest."

"What does that mean?" Quan Yin sighed.

She stood up, emanating strong energy.

"Do you know where he and Sun Wukong are heading?"

"Currently, they've reached the seal of the White Dragon, and it seems... that person has released the seal of that dragon."

"W-what are you saying?!! That person even subdued the White Dragon?!!"

'This person is not normal! Even I don't know how to deal with that fierce dragon.' (Note: She lie, she just lazy)

"Get ready! I want to know who that person is!"

"Yes, ma'am!" After getting ready, both emitted light and disappeared without a trace.

***

Currently, the night has fallen, and we made a campfire near the lake.

Sun Wukong found a wild boar nearby and roasted it.

Then, the white-haired girl woke up and looked at me.

'Can't believe the powerful dragon earlier turned out to be this girl... a bit disappointed.'

I had hoped for a dragon to ride, but instead, got a girl who looked very innocent.

The girl was wearing a white robe to cover her naked body. And on her right thigh, there was a golden ring emitting my energy.

'Seems like my powers have something to do with this...'

I sighed, wondering why my power resembled some kind of ball used to catch animals.

"..."

"... What's your name, kid?"

"... Yu Long."Her childish voice made me feel like the FBI was touching my ass.

"H-how old are you?"

"... don't remember, but lived for a long time."

"... Can you be more specific?" The girl then tilted her head in thought before looking at me.

"... don't know."

"..."

Then what was you thinking earlier???

The girl stood up, looking at the roasting boar.

"Smells good."

"Hey, that's ours. You have no right to eat"

Sun Wukong stepped in front of Yu Long.

"... stinky."

All three fell silent.

My face was filled with horror, Sun Wukong was shocked then angry, while Yu Long looked innocently at Sun Wukong.

"You want to die that much huh?!"

"Hungry."

"Do you think being hungry gives you the right to eat?!"

"... Not allowed to eat?"

"Yeah, you won't and never" Sun Wukong seemed to understand Yu Long's way of speaking and changed her attitude to an irritated one.

Yu Long looked at me, her azure eyes sparkling like crystals.

"Master, big sister won't let me eat."

...huh?

"Y-you called me what?!!"

"Big sister... sounds fitting!"

"Sun Wukong! Aren't you surprised that Yu Long called you that?!!"

"Why should I be surprised? I've always deserved respect from the start, so being called like that is only natural, right?"

"NO! If she says that, it means she thinks you're my disciple!!"

"So? Being your disciple means you'll take responsibility for what your disciple does, right? Haha, sounds great!"

'Damn it, I forgot how arrogant this monkey is!'

"Why, Master?" Yu Long tilted her head innocently.

"No! Why did you call me that?"

"Because master is master."

'That doesn't mean anything!'

"Maybe it's related to your powers?"

Sun Wukong said to me while picking her nose.

"Related? How?"

"How would I know? This is the first time I've seen this type of power."

I sighed and looked back at Yu Long, who still looked very innocent, making me not know what to say.

"Oh well, it's fine. Sun Wukong, just let her eat."

"Why?" "Because you're her big sister?"

"...You got a point" Sun Wukong reluctantly agreed.

Wukong used her hand to cut the right side of the roasted boar and gave it to Yu Long.

Yu Long's eyes sparkled, drooling. She tore a piece and ate it.

"Delicious."

...Can't ride a dragon, but having a cute creature like this makes me not want to complain anymore.

"Don't let appearances deceive you, I guess this kid might even be older than me."

"Huh?"