SWNOVELXO Chapter 21 - Hello Auntie, Auntie Smells Nice
Chapter 21: Hello Auntie, Auntie Smells Nice
“Mmhm! Ouch!”
A loud cry of pain, thick with nasal tone, burst from the lips of the mature woman.
She immediately sat up, abandoning her attempt to grab the phone.
“You’re like a little puppy! You actually bit me!” she said, irritated.
Cao Shaoyang smirked, his mischievous grin triumphant. “Auntie, I warned you several times. You kept trying to take it from me, and besides, you told me to bite you. So, this isn’t my fault.”
“You—ugh! You’ll be the death of me. Do you even care about money? There was so much of it!”
“Alright, Auntie, just take the money. I told you I’m giving it to you, so don’t argue. Honestly, it’s no big deal to me. This amount of money doesn’t even matter; I’m seriously rich,” he said, casually placing his hands on either side of her legs, clad in black stockings, which were straddling his body.
It was only when Cao Shaoyang’s hands settled on her thighs that Yu Na realized her awkward position—she was straddling the boy’s stomach. She froze halfway between sitting and standing. Looking down, she realized how compromising the situation was and dared neither to sit fully nor press down.
The awkwardness prompted Yu Na to try to get up immediately, but Cao Shaoyang’s firm grip on her thighs stopped her.
She struggled but couldn’t get free. Giving up, she decided to just let it go and changed the subject.
“So, how much money do you actually have? To not even blink at 10,000, no 20,000? Looks like you’re just burning cash.”
Cao Shaoyang chuckled. “I can’t tell you exactly how much. What if you kidnap me? But yeah, a few thousand bucks is like a drizzle to me.”
Yu Na swatted his hands off her thighs. “Fine, don’t tell me. You think I’d kidnap you? For what? Your money or your—” She paused and glared at him. “—your virtue?”
Cao Shaoyang didn’t give up, his hands persistently creeping back. “Obviously, I’m worried you’d take my virtue.”
Yu Na let out an exasperated huff. “Pfft! I think it’s you who’s plotting to steal mine, you little rascal!”
“Uh-oh, has Auntie figured me out?”
“Enough with your nonsense, kid. Aren’t you here for a massage? Are you going to take it or not?” Yu Na gave him a light punch on the chest, embarrassed.
“Of course, I’m taking it. I can’t waste my money. I need to enjoy Auntie’s massage skills to the fullest,” Cao Shaoyang teased.
“Then let go of me already! How am I supposed to massage you like this?” She gestured towards her legs, which were still trapped by his hands.
Despite being scolded, Cao Shaoyang didn’t let go. Raising an eyebrow, he said, “Who says you can’t massage me like this? Auntie, just bear with it a little.”
Yu Na, utterly exasperated, rolled her eyes at him. But instead of arguing further, she sighed and bent over to start massaging his head.
Cao Shaoyang closed his eyes in enjoyment, though he only squinted slightly, unwilling to waste the view.
After finishing the head massage, Yu Na moved on to his arms. She had barely finished when he shamelessly insisted on a leg massage, making her shift positions awkwardly to begin working on his leg muscles.
Cao Shaoyang placed his hands lightly on her waist to help steady her. “Auntie, aren’t you curious about the vow I mentioned earlier?”
Yu Na’s labored breaths revealed her discomfort. The position was taking a toll on her. “Not curious at all,” she said curtly.
“Are you sure? Not even a little?” he pressed.
Behind her, Yu Na rolled her eyes again. Fine. She’d humor her little sugar daddy.
“Alright, fine. I’m curious. What kind of vow were you planning to make?”
Although the topic shift was abrupt, as long as the conversation could keep going, who cared about a clumsy segue?
“Alright, Auntie, listen carefully.”
“Swear to God, if I have the slightest bad idea of hitting on you auntie, then let auntie be my girlfriend.”
“Ouch! Why are you pinching me?” Cao Shaoyang yelped, rubbing his thigh where he had just received a sharp claw-like pinch.
“Hmph! I knew your thoughts weren’t pure! You want me to be your girlfriend? I’m old enough to be your mother. I’m not young or beautiful anymore, and you’re still okay with that?”
“Auntie, what do you mean, ‘not young or beautiful’? You’re at the peak of your charm!”
“Ha, is that so? What nonsense are you spouting from the internet now?”
“There’s this saying online!”
“What saying?” Being complimented, especially on her looks, made any woman happy. The mature Auntie, no exception, willingly played along.
“Here it goes:
When young, one fails to see the charm of older women,
Mistakenly idolizing the young as treasures.
When young, one misses the sweetness of living off love,
Mistakenly chasing fleeting youth instead.
Auntie is wonderful, Auntie smells nice,
Auntie, you’re the ray of light in my darkness!”
Cao Shaoyang’s playful rhyme immediately made Auntie laugh, though her cheeks flushed a rosy red after the laughter faded.
“These are the profound lessons of life that people only come to understand after many missteps into middle or old age. Look at me, Auntie, I’ve already grasped this truth at such a young age. I’ve saved myself at least twenty years of wandering the wrong path!”
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