The Dogtooth family

The suits reached Spanks in the blink of an eye. I mean, what do you expect when they're literally made of clothes?

Just when they were gonna tell him what's been happening, Spanks ordered them to prepare Maria, who was currently chained to a wall, for her execution.

Make sure to get her real prettied up boys! I want her daddy to see her from a mile away as she loses her head!" Spanks said to his suits as they got Maria into a stray jacket.

She could have resisted, she could have killed them all effortlessly. That's what the voice was telling her.  The voice that's plagued her all her life. The voice no one but her knows about.  It was yelling her to kill this asshole and end all this...

But she couldn't.

Or else her dad would die.

She needed a distraction from that voice..

Or else it would happen again...

Why are you doing this? What did my dad do to you that makes you want to torture him and his people so much?!" She asked Spanks, trying to find out why this guy was going through all this trouble for some little town in the middle of nowhere.

But Spanks was silent.

He looked at her with emotionless eyes, just like his suits had and grabbed her head, bringing her close enough for her to feel his breath, which she couldn't thanks to his mask. The suits let go and backed away immediately.

You don't get to call him "dad'" he whispered into her ear and then..

DAM!*

He slammed her face onto his knee and since her guard was down, it hurt like hell. Which came as a shock since this guy was way shorter and leaner than her.

He let her fall to the ground and regained his composure, turning away towards the nearby window and noticing something coming his way.

CRASH!*

What the hell is that?!" Spanks shouted at the object that would've crashed into him if he hadn't gotten out of the way in time.

It was Number 2, well what was left of him.

He was reduced to a bloody pulp and barely breathing. But his most prominent scar was a giant bite mark on his left shoulder.

Number 2! Number 2! What happened?!" Spanks asked, feeling extreme worry for his friend.

The visions came back to him as he stared at Number 2's broken body. Visions of wreckage, and a bald figure pulling him out of it.

The..d..dog.." Number 2 said, barely holding on.

Dog?!"

Come to think of it, Spanks did notice yours truly back when he took Maria but didn't really pay any attention to me. He had never seen me in the town before so he thought I was probably some stranger.

That begs the question. What the hell is some strange dog guy doing here? Well Spanks wasn't gonna wait around to find out. If he was gonna punish Farmer for all those years ago, this dog guy needed to go.

Maria however looked at the bruised man with confusion... "Dog?" Was Spike helping her dad? Why? Didn't he refuse them already? What did her daddy promise him that would make him help them..

Well she was gonna find out soon enough.

Let's get her out of her suits! It's time these foolish people learn not to fuck with Warden Spanks!" Spanks ordered.

And in the blink of an eye, Spanks suits got Maria off the wall and took her outside, but stopped immediately they were out.

Hey! What the hell are you guys doing?! Get her to town square! I want all those fools to see this!" Spanks shouted. Once he got out, he got the answer to his question.

It was that bastard Farmer leading his people who looked at him with intense fury, and of course, me! I was a little scraped from the fight with Number 2 but c'mon, a couple of stab wounds was nothing to the invincible Spike Dogtooth!

Well what a present surprise! I didn't know y'all were so eager to see this green little girl get her head chopped off" Spanks said, amused at the crowd before him.

Head chopped of? No! Why do you want her dead! I thought you were gonna sell her off you monster!" Farmer said as he dropped to the ground in horror.

Oh you're daughter and I made a deal you old fucker! I'll let your town go if she agrees to let me execute her for you all to see!"

What Maria! Why would you..!"

To save you daddy.. I'm sorry.. All of you. You took care of me despite me being a green skinned monster. I can't bare to see you all hurt."

So watching you die won't hurt us?!" One man said

Yeah you're one of us! Not some sacrifice!" Another said.

Don't worry! We'll get you out of here!" One more said as the people began to gather and approach Spanks.

No one is getting their head chopped of Spanks! Now despite all you've done to us, Im  still giving you the chance to leave before things get nasty!" Farmer warned Spanks as the mob got even closer.

Nasty? How so?" Spanks asked with a sarcastic gesture.

Is being eaten from your balls to your brains sound nasty enough for ya?" I said licking my lip. Damn I just realized how hungry I was at that point. Although he was a little too scrawny for my taste, he'd do just fine.

I'm sorry, and who invited you here? Last I checked you're not even a citizen of this town. So how does this affect you? Or is it that that bastard Farmer asked for your help?"

Oh he did, and I refused him thinking he was just some weakling who couldn't handle his own problems. But now I see he's just a man ready to protect his people."

So you decided to help him then huh? You're one of those 'helping the strong' types eh? Just like that damn what's his name. Actually now that I mention, you look a lot like him too, well except the whole dog thing..."

This ain't the time for you to be reminiscing asshat! You heard the old man! Leave or else I make you a part of my lunch plan!" I shouted. But the prick wouldn't budge.

Actually this is good! Really good! Now I can show these assholes why I'm still a threat! SUITS!!"

And in the blink of an eye, two of his suits appeared from inside the base and stood behind him.

TAKE CARE OF THE DOG!"

And just like that the Suits began to attack, but then they stopped moving.

And began to multiply like rabbits.

Soon two became four.

Four became ten.

And now there was a whole army I had to deal with.

HEY Y'ALL! GET BACK! NOW!!" I yelled at the people and they promptly followed as Farmer led them away from the scene.

Hey Spike...uh.."

I know. I know. Thanks. I get it."

No.. please keep Maria safe alright?"

I looked as his eyes as he said that. They were so familiar... Why do they make me feel so nostalgic.

No this wasn't the time for that!

Don't worry old man! I got this!" I said joyfully and faced the army of living clothes heading towards me.

They were a lot I guess, but I have a special way of dealing with armies.

Doggystyle ninth form: Greyhound

I opened my mouth wider than I ever had and sucked in all the air I could, along with all the suits. Since they were made of clothes getting them stuck in my giant whirlpool was a piece of cake.

I sucked them all into my mouth in a blink of an eye and although it tasted like well, a bunch of clothes, I wasn't a picky eater anyway.

Now you're probably wondering how I managed to fit an army of over a hundred men made of clothes into my belly and the answer is simple...

Dude, this is a story of a half man half dog fighting someone who can make soldiers out of clothes. Do you really expect me sucking them all into my mouth to be so outlandish? Now stop questioning the stupidity and enjoy this shitty story you beautiful idiots!

After sucking them all in, I needed to make sure Spanks got his money's worth for all those clothes I ate.

Doggystyle seventh form: Dalmation!

I spat the giant ball of clothes right at Spanks and at such a speed it was gonna rip him in half!

STOP YOU IDIOTS!"

And they stopped. The giant ball of clothes stopped midair right in front of Spanks. Then he looked at me dead in the eye and although I couldn't see it, I could sense the little smirk the asshat gave me...

He was planning something.

Hey Maria" He called her, which got Maria to look at him in extreme hatred...

Watch as I kill your last hope at survival.."

Then he began to absorb the clothes into his own  clothes and grew in size by a few feet..

Ok a few metres...

Now he was the size of his base, the largest building in town.

20 metres of clothes... Not what I was expecting but I can work with this....