SWNOVELXO Chapter 466: Chapter 111. Moon Express Delivery
[V2] - Chapter 111. Moon Express Delivery
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After hanging up the phone, Black Zetsu still hadn't recovered from what undercover agent 9527 had just said.
Letting Uchiha Madara deliver their package—had that 9527 been in the ninja world so long that he'd forgotten who they were?
This… probably means—
Forget about protecting Mom's honor; they might as well just wait for death!
And what's more… he said that not letting him deliver it meant looking down on him!
Ridiculous!
Why didn't you just change the delivery address?
But now it was too late to stop it. Uchiha Madara was already carrying the helmets and heading to the Moon, estimated to arrive by evening.
A major crisis!
"All White Zetsus!" Black Zetsu put away his phone and, without hesitation, loudly shouted to the lazily scattered little white figures below, "Meeting now!"
As soon as he said that—
All the White Zetsus looked over curiously, wondering why Black Zetsu was suddenly calling another meeting for no reason.
Could it be…
The helmets were almost here?!
Thinking this, their dissatisfaction instantly vanished, and they joyfully ran over.
"Meeting! Meeting!"
"I can finally get my own helmet?!"
"As expected… our Commander is so reliable! He got it done just like that!"
"Third-generation Commander!"
"Silence!" Black Zetsu immediately silenced all the White Zetsus, swept them with a stern look, and said, "The situation is extremely critical. Everyone—"
Before he could finish—
All the little white figures began chattering noisily again.
"Is it war prep?"
"Of course it's urgent! This is the great mission to save Kaguya-sama!"
"That one's fake! Fake!"
"Even if she's fake, she's still Kaguya-sama! We have no choice but to do it!"
"For Kaguya-sama! For Kaguya-sama!"
And then—
All the White Zetsus raised their fists with serious expressions, chanting [For Kaguya-sama]!
Impressive momentum!
They might actually be useful!
Seeing this, Black Zetsu, who was originally anxious, felt a bit relieved, but remembering that great terror still approaching, he became serious again. "Quiet down! Listen to me!"
After speaking, watching the White Zetsus quiet down again, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, then said seriously, "I have something to tell you! The helmets will be delivered tonight! However—"
"That's awesome!"
"Shut up and listen!" Black Zetsu glared at the little White Zetsu who was clearly about to shout "Balala" again, then quickly continued, "But the one delivering the package…" He paused, his mouth twitching slightly, his tone revealing a hint of breakdown, "…is Uchiha Madara!"
"…"
The entire base fell silent.
After a moment.
All the White Zetsus stared at each other in disbelief.
What did Black Zetsu just say?
Finally—
Clatter!
They all turned their heads toward Black Zetsu above, hesitated for a moment, and said, "You mean that Uchiha Madara?"
"Yes… that one."
"You mean our former boss?"
"Yes… him."
"The one called the Shura of the Ninja World?"
"Yes!" Black Zetsu's face was dark as he looked at the still-disbelieving White Zetsus and snapped, "That very Uchiha Madara! The one called the Shura of the Ninja World! The same Uchiha Madara you guys were partying with not long ago!"
As soon as he finished speaking—
"Balala!"
Pah Pa Pa~
Countless little stones were thrown at Black Zetsu, and all the White Zetsus glared at him angrily.
"Are you a traitor?!"
"You actually let Uchiha Madara deliver a package to us?! Has your brain been eaten by White Zetsus?!"
"Idiot!"
"Big idiot!"
"Are you worthy of Kaguya-sama?!"
"…"
Black Zetsu looked at the angry White Zetsus in front of him with a headache and quickly said, "It wasn't me who made Madara deliver it! It was 9527! It was that guy 9527 who made Madara bring it up!"
"That idiot 9527!"
"And to think we trusted him so much, even elected him as the third-generation Commander of the White Zetsus, and he dares betray us!"
"Traitor!"
"Kill him! Plant trees at the entrance of Konoha! Let him end up like the first two Commanders!"
"Balala!"
All the little White Zetsus raised their fists in rage, as if ready to go to the ninja world right now and kill that traitor.
However—
Black Zetsu obviously wouldn't let them go down just like that. He quickly reached out to stop them. "Shut up! Listen to me! It's not like we don't have a chance yet! As long as we take the goods without revealing anything and get Uchiha Madara to leave quickly, it's fine! He still doesn't know he's delivering to us! In order to protect the honor of Mom, calm down!"
As soon as he said that—
All the little White Zetsus calmed down and nodded in realization.
That's right!
Uchiha Madara didn't know he was delivering to the White Zetsus!
So as long as they used disguise techniques and were careful, maybe… they could avoid detection?
But still—
What should they do now?
All the little White Zetsus looked up at Black Zetsu in confusion.
At that moment—
Seeing the previously angry little White Zetsus calm down again, Black Zetsu let out a sigh of relief, nodded, then narrowed his eyes slightly. "Now… we begin the Operation Package Pickup Meeting!"
…
Time passed bit by bit.
Although the road to the moon wasn't easy—requiring underwater travel and passing through tunnels seemingly engraved with ninjutsu—in the end, as evening approached, the Shura of the Ninja World—Uchiha Madara—arrived on the moon.
"So this is the moon?" Madara stood on the moon's surface, looked around at the barren landscape, then lifted his head to look ahead… and sure enough, he saw that blue planet—Ninja World. He said calmly, "Interesting."
However—
As this was his first time on the moon, he was still unsure of the destination.
But since this was an express delivery, he had to deliver it personally!
Just then—
His phone rang. With a blank expression, Madara took out his phone. Who else would call him but that idiot?
He answered immediately.
"Hello?"
"Madara! Where did you go? We agreed to grind dungeons together! You've been gone for so long—this time I'll definitely outrank you!"
"Boring. Just a few hours—so what if I let you win this time, idiot." Madara scoffed disdainfully and said calmly, "I'm on the moon right now. I'll head back after I deliver this package."
"Huh? The moon? Then I'm making an international call?"
"Idiot. Is there anything else? If not, don't waste my—"
Before he could finish—
Beep Beep Beep~
The call was hung up. Madara paused, frowned, and looked at his phone.
That guy actually dared to hang up on him?!
Hung up on him?!
Just as he was about to call back—
[Your balance is insufficient…]
Turns out… he ran out of phone bill!
Well, that makes sense.
He had been doing deliveries for a while and made a ton of calls. Thinking about it, the phone balance probably ran out.
But since he usually only called that idiot from time to time, he hadn't bothered topping it up.
Madara relaxed his brow, put his phone away, and planned to recharge it after returning back.
Right after finishing this delivery, he'd receive a generous reward. Thinking of that, the corners of Madara's lips lifted slightly. Looking at the huge package beside him, he murmured, "It looks like… this delivery has to be completed safely and as quickly as possible."
With that—
He hoisted the huge package onto his back again and was about to walk forward to see if anyone was around to ask for the address when—
"Hello~" A somewhat urgent voice called out, "Is that the delivery from Ninja World 9527? I'm his older brother—please give it to me!"