Supreme Casanova: Ultimate Harem System

"If you passed all the previous shit tests successfully, you are no doubt a man worth her attention, so a girl would indeed give you this." Sanchez's brows furrowed for a minute, as if he was reliving a terrible nightmare.

He took a deep, shaky breath and finally spoke once again. There were even tremors in his voice!

"She would indeed give you her attention, but it might not last a minute. Here's the next shit test. It is called the Attention shit test."

Hugo continued taking down imaginary notes with a serious expression on his face. Every once in a while, his left hand would reach behind him and pull out his wedgie.

The intrusion was almost distracting, but he had to put his mind on what mattered at the moment.

After doing this, he would continue to devour Sanchez's knowledge with the zeal of a fanatic. Afterall, this was knowledge that could save his life!

Sanchez continued. "The attention shit test is very deadly. It is so deadly because it is very subtle. If you are not careful, you may make a mistake and misjudge, which means you think she is testing you when she is in fact not testing you. This... would be disastrous."

After taking a short break, Sanchez spoke again. "If you are in a conversation with a girl and she brings out her phone and begins to scroll through it while still having the conversation with you, it is most likely a shit test.

She wants to know whether you are dominant enough to correct her if she does something wrong."

"How do I pass th—"

"The next word that comes out of your mouth will make me take a picture of you."

"..."

"I thought as much. Good decision. Anyways, when girls give you the attention test, the simple solution is to man up and call her out for it. You need to demand her full attention and do it confidently.

You can say ,"Don't do that, I'm talking to you, we gotta keep the eye contact..." Or you can even say, "I need you to give me your full attention mami. I'm giving you mine." Believe me, this works wonders—so long as you get the delivery."

"What's the delivery?"

"You figure it out yourself."

Hugo wanted to scream. What sort of mentor was this? Figure it out himself?

Shouldn't he be explaining everything to him in detail?

"Wow..."

"Yes. Wow. The next shit test is the Friend shit test. This one is very deadly. Girls are so subtle with this one that you might not even realize it until it is too late. If a girl uses the word 'friend' to address you during a conversation, you better make sure you correct her immediately.

She might sneakily say it like this as a response to your question. "I'm doing good, my friend." Don't think she is being polite. No, she is testing you or already friend zoning you. Either of the two, you need to make your intentions known quickly by correcting her.

If you don't, you basically have 2 more chances until you actually get friend zoned. All you need to say is this "Nah don't call me that, I ain't your friend. I'm not one of those niggas."

This would automatically show your intent and allow the girl to process your standpoint. Believe me, you must not fail this shit test. If you do, well, bye."

"Bye, bye?" Hugo asked, his face frozen into a mixture of fear and determination. Sanchez was opening his eyes to the intricacies of the casanova world.

He was gaining enlightenment every second and the realisations made him realize how clueless he was before!

"Yes, bye bye. The permanent kind that banishes you into the everlasting void of the friend zone... Now for the last one I shall be teaching you today. The hoe's shit test."

"Hoes?"

"Yes. Hoes. This shit test usually only comes when a girl is feeling you already. She would probably say something like "I know you got other hoes blah blah blah..." To pass this test, you simply need to do one thing; agree with her smartly.

You need to let her know that you have so many other options out there. Don't be scared that this would turn her off, no, it would actually make her desire you more. Ladies love competition whether they admit it or not.

Every woman wants to net the most wanted dude around. You simply need to tell her that you have other hoes but she is the only one on your mind or that she is the only girl you are actually feeling. This would boost her ego and do wonders. Remember, confidence is key!"

Sanchez paused for a moment, his expression mischievous. "If you get good at these, you'll move on to the more advanced tests, like the Horny Resistance Shit Test or the Rude Dunce Shit Test."

Poooooooof!

Just then, Sanchez released a slow, exaggerated fart, his face morphing into a comical expression as he posed dramatically. "Let's continue!"

Hugo couldn't help but burst into laughter, the absurdity of the moment breaking the tension. "Is this really how I'm supposed to learn about women?" he chuckled, shaking his head at the ridiculousness of the situation.

Sanchez nodded earnestly, all seriousness returning. "Absolutely! Navigating these situations is crucial for your success. Now, let's move on to how to make her fold."

Hugo was ready for the next lesson, still trying to erase the image of Sanchez in a thong from his mind.

But with each laugh and awkward moment, he felt himself getting one step closer to mastering the art of being a true Casanova.

[Extremely sorry for the short chapter. Currently down with the flu. Updates would resume steadily tommorow! Also, how is the lesson. Feel free to share your opinions in the comments!]

Power stone Goal!

50 PS - 1 Bonus chapter

100 PS - 2 Bonus chapter

200 PS (Quite an achievement as of now) - 3 Bonus chapters.