Super Zoo

Chapter 286: King Tiao Tiao Rabbit Sauce!



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"Let's go, we're on our way, fast and furious without delay!"

Woosh... woosh woosh... Before Copper Hammer's words had even finished, he executed several instant teleports, leaving his original spot and appearing in front of the Great Sage Liquor Industry the next second.

Upon seeing those 'instant teleport special effects', Li Xiaomao couldn't help but purse her lips again—it seemed the head of the special effects team was still alive.

Because aside from the unimaginable special effects supervisor, there was no one else in the special effects business thick-skinned enough to draw a few crude lines for wind and call it an instant teleport effect.

"However, what exactly is inside this liquor factory? It shouldn't be as simple as it seems on the surface, right?" Li Xiaomao wondered curiously.

Following the unimaginable style, a series of twists and turns was bound to occur next, likely something ordinary people 'would never be able to guess.'

Copper Hammer himself said it, the factory was full of 'dangers'. Could it be that this factory, like that dungeon in the game, was overtaken by a bunch of monkey demons?

That seemed unlikely. Thinking this, Li Xiaomao's mouth quirked up in a smirk, thinking her speculation was a bit too wild. Where would one get so many monkeys to help with the filming? Besides, monkeys are the most mischievously untamable animals—how could one expect them to obediently participate in a shoot?

The special effects were more likely.

However, considering the fact that the unimaginable special effects team leader was still alive, Li Xiaomao had little expectation for the special effects—they were bound to be trash. These cheesy effects, appearing occasionally, could be effective due to the stark contrast, but if they were all over the screen, not only would they fail to be funny, they would actually be irritating.

"Holy cow, as expected of the wine of youth, friendship, and health! Indeed, it smells wonderful!"

No sooner had Copper Hammer stepped inside the Great Sage Liquor Industry than he let out an exaggerated sigh of emotion, then mumbled to himself, "According to the information I've gathered, the Great Sage Liquor Industry is run by a bunch of monkeys brewing wine, hahaha, do they really expect me to believe such an absurd lie? Do I look like I'm that gullible?"

"There really are monkeys..." Li Xiaomao was taken aback.
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In the computer screen, the camera shook downward, focusing on Copper Hammer's waist area, where he seemed to be wearing a big yellow apron full of bananas hanging all around.

Copper Hammer's face stiffened, and he coughed awkwardly twice: "Ahem, I can explain these bananas, they are definitely not for dealing with monkeys! Definitely not! As a bodybuilder possessing biceps as hot as fire, it's perfectly reasonable for me to carry a lot of bananas containing various trace elements to replenish my body's needs..."

While he was explaining the purpose of the bananas, several shadows suddenly whizzed by, darting into the room next door at lightning speed!

"Don't scratch me, don't scratch me, I'll give you big bananas!" Copper Hammer didn't hesitate to unbuckle his belt... the one with the bananas hung on it, tossed the bananas out, and immediately crouched down hugging his head.

After a moment's silence, Copper Hammer stood up, pressed against the wall, and tiptoed cautiously toward that room.

As the camera slowly advanced forward, even Li Xiaomao, who was watching the video, couldn't help but wonder—were they really about to see a whole bunch of live monkeys next?

The biggest feature of unimaginable dramas is that they make you unable to predict the next part of the story!

Not only was Copper Hammer clueless about what he was about to face next, but Li Xiaomao was equally puzzled, and along with them, several hundred thousand viewers watching this episode were also speculating—what bizarre things might appear in that room next?

Could it be a swarm of monkeys?

"Eh, why haven't I turned on the live comment stream?" Li Xiaomao had a sudden epiphany—the live comment stream allows viewers' comments to be broadcast in real-time on the video, providing excellent interaction. What is everyone saying, how are they speculating?

With that thought, Li Xiaomao pressed the button to turn on the live comment stream.

In an instant, the screen was completely covered with comments!

It was impossible to count how many comments were rapidly scrolling across the screen, the density such that words overlapped words, making it totally unclear what was being said in the comments!

"Creak..." The old laptop emitted a groan under the strain and the screen suddenly went black, leaving only Copper Hammer's muttering voice coming from the speakers, and nothing else was visible.

"Fuck me!" Li Xiaomao let out a very unladylike shriek!

This was truly beyond her imagination! The integrated graphics card in her old laptop, after years of struggling under heavy loads, had finally been 'blown up' by the countless comments.

Li Xiaomao stared blankly at the screen for several seconds before reacting. She threw the broken laptop aside, jumped out of bed, still in her pajamas, and rushed out of her room's door, heading straight to a neighboring room and banging on the door furiously.

The door opened, revealing a face of another young girl just like Li Xiaomao, and Copper Hammer's sly laughter could be heard from inside: "Hehe, just the thought of soon sneaking away with Da Sheng Liquor really gets me a bit excited..."

It appeared this girl was also watching unimaginable.

"Damn, why aren't you wearing a bra, aren't you afraid of running into perverts..." The girl was astounded as she watched the two chunks of flesh on Li Xiaomao's chest tremble wildly!

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In broad daylight, even though there were no people in the corridor, wasn't it a bit too unrestrained for Li Xiaomao to dash through mid-air like that?

Without further ado, Li Xiaomao rushed into the girl's room and said while walking, "Cut the chatter, it's not like you don't have one, what's there to be curious about! My computer is broken, came here to watch with you, huff huff, luckily I made it in time. What do you think US Dollar will encounter?"

As she spoke, Li Xiaomao had already dragged a chair over and was sitting in front of the computer screen.

"It should be monkeys, didn't he just say that Great Sage Liquor Industry is a bunch of monkeys brewing wine?"

The two girls sat side by side in front of the computer, just as US Dollar finally reached the door of that room, turned around, facing the inside!

"Ah! How can this be! Indeed, it's beyond anything we could have imagined!"

The room was completely empty, not a single monkey in sight.

In the center of the room, a chubby rabbit was sitting on the floor, hugging a super carrot larger than itself, munching on it enthusiastically.

"Huh, why is there a rabbit?! This completely defies logic!" US Dollar muttered, his eyes wide.

After the rabbit saw US Dollar, it put down its carrot, glared with its red eyes, and said to US Dollar, "Obviously, I am the first level's BOSS. You can call me Invincible Beautiful Bunny Chan or Jumping King, but if you want to steal the Da Sheng Liquor...unless...um unless..."

Bunny Chan seemed to forget her lines, rubbed her chubby paws against her head and her long ears swung from side to side before she finally continued, "Oh, that's right unless you step over my dead body..."

Of course, the voice of the rabbit in the computer was dubbed. And from the voice, it was clear it was again Jiao Shou doing the dubbing.

But the expression on Bunny Chan, Jumping King, was extraordinarily lifelike, practically a professional actor in rabbit's clothing.

When US Dollar entered the door, Bunny Chan immediately put down the carrot, lifted her head toward US Dollar, and later when she spoke, her two front paws even took positions like a boxer, one in front and one behind, looking like a miniature kangaroo, especially pensive when she forgot her lines...

"Li Xiaomao, is this some kind of special effect?" the girl asked in amazement, turning her head to Li Xiaomao, who was majoring in animation.

Li Xiaomao felt her brain short-circuit—it was clearly a live rabbit, not a special effect!

After all, their company couldn't produce such vivid special effects, and although it might be possible to hire a high-end foreign special effects company, those high-end effects cost a fortune per second, thousands or even tens of thousands of US Dollars!

Clearly, even selling Jiao Shou wouldn't cover that cost, so there was only one possibility left.

"Fight a rabbit? How do I fight?" US Dollar looked bewildered in the computer.

He only brought bananas meant for monkeys; he'd never heard that rabbits liked bananas, and he didn't know if they would work. So he took a banana and tentatively waved it at Bunny Chan, asking with a sleazy grin, "Jumping King, let big brother through, and big brother will give you a big banana!"

Bunny Chan's ears twitched, and she swung her tiny fists at US Dollar fiercely, disdainfully saying, "You're so filthy!"

"But I really only have a big banana!" US Dollar said, scratching his head, perplexed at how to deal with a rabbit that didn't eat big bananas. Was he really going to have to resort to using his fiery-hot biceps?

US Dollar was at a loss, while Bunny Chan, still on the spot, waved her little fists as though cheating and even deliberately hinted to US Dollar, shouting, "Come on, young man, unleash your famous ultimate move, let this king witness the legendary Nine Suns Divine Fist!"

"Huh? So I know Nine Suns Divine Fist?!"

Thinking this, US Dollar's body trembled, emitting an aura of supremacy. A powerful force gathered towards his fists; the left was as cold as frost, the right as hot as flames...

"Frost special effect", "Flame special effect"

Eight big characters typed in Word suddenly appeared on US Dollar's fists. The special effects team leader lived up to expectations, once again making everyone spit out their food with a cheap effect.

"Damn it, this is too slapdash, my opponent is a talking, jumping, carrot-eating rabbit that could tell I was filthy at a glance! These cheap effects are just not up to par..."

Clearly, US Dollar was wrong again!

As soon as the fist effects were released, US Dollar hadn't even thrown a punch when the Jumping King on the other side, as if frightened, swiftly leaped backwards with its ears sticking up straight, exclaiming in terror, "Wow, is this the legendary Dual Extremity of Yin and Yang?!"

"How did you figure that out?..."

Before US Dollar could finish, Bunny Chan suddenly acted as if struck by a heavy blow, bellowed out, "Too powerful, I can't resist at all!" After saying that, her body stiffened, and she fell to the floor, stiff like an ice pop with both large front teeth sticking out.

"Hey, you've passed the level! Aren't you going to move?" the fallen Bunny Chan said to the dumbstruck US Dollar, her head cocked to one side, her voice weird and funny.


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