Chapter 182: Sister-In-Law, You Lied To Us! This Hair Removal Is A Hundred Times More Painful Than S
Chapter 182: Sister-in-law, you lied to us! This hair removal is a hundred times more painful than stabbing me!
"Your make-up skills are really bad! See for yourself, with this skill, if you are asked to put on makeup and go out to perform tasks, will you be able to complete this task?"
Ling Feng said pretending to be angry.
After everyone listened to his words, a look of shame instantly appeared on the face that was still smiling.
"Sister-in-law, don't be angry, this is not the first time we put on makeup, it must not be done well."
"Don't worry, as long as you teach us, we will definitely learn it.
"After you finish teaching, we promise that the flowers will look good."
Seeing that Ling Feng was angry, the soldiers of the third company quickly apologized and coaxed him.
Ling Feng snorted coldly in his heart, a group of guys who are ungrateful for sex, insist on teaching you a lesson today.
After such a long time, I can't see any flaws. The two holes on the head and the whites of the eyes have grown.
"Since you really want to learn, let's finish the first part first, evening women's clothing."
Ling Feng said in a calm tone.
As soon as these words came out, everyone was dumbfounded.
Let them change into women's clothes?
It's not funny.
They are majestic men of seven feet, what to say in women's clothes.
"Why? Don't you want to? If you don't want to, I won't teach, and I'm leaving."
Saying that, Ling Feng pretended to be angry and wanted to go out.
"Wear it! Who said we don't wear it! Sister-in-law, don't leave, we will change it now!"
Seeing that Ling Feng was about to leave, everyone was anxious, and picked up the women's clothes on the table one after another and started changing.
"You guys change your clothes inside, I'll go out and wait, call me when you're done."
If he doesn't go out and laugh again, Ling Feng is really afraid that he won't be able to hold back his secrets.
If these little bastards find out that the sister-in-law they respect and adore is pretended by themselves, they don't know what kind of expressions they will make.
Suddenly, I looked forward to the picture after removing my makeup for a while.
After about three minutes, everyone changed their clothes.
Ling Feng walked into the classroom, looking at the shy fighters in the classroom, Ling Feng laughed like crazy in his heart.
But on the surface, he still had to pretend to be calm, and even nodded in satisfaction.
"Well, that's right, now you have overcome the barrier of wearing women's clothes, and when you wear more in the future, you won't have any psychological burden.
"Now, we're going to do the second part of the cosmetic surgery, hair removal."
"What?"
Everyone was frightened again.
They looked at Ling Feng in horror, their eyes full of resistance.
"Sister-in-law, can we not remove our hair? This man has no hair, what do you say..."
A soldier in the front row said very shyly.
"Look at the big woolen pants on your legs, one is longer and thicker than the other."
"You are girls now, do you see the hairy eyes under that girl's skirt?"
What Ling Feng said was so straightforward that everyone couldn't find any reason to refute.
"But....……"
"Do you really want to learn?"
Seeing that they still wanted to struggle and resist, Ling Feng directly raised his eyebrows and pretended to be angry again.
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Everyone nodded with a bitter face, looking at their leg hair with a reluctant expression.
"Come, come, let me teach you how to get rid of leg hair."
As Ling Feng said, he took a jar of beeswax and adhesive tape and walked up to a soldier, and motioned him to stretch out his legs.
The warrior hesitated, and finally stretched out his left leg reluctantly under Ling Feng's slightly threatening gaze.
"It's called beeswax, and each of you has a jar on your desk."
"First you have to pull off a piece of tape, and then apply beeswax on the tape."
"Then just pat the beeswax directly on the place where your hair grows, wait for a few minutes, and wait for the beeswax to dry."
While talking, Ling Feng demonstrated to everyone.
Everyone didn't know what beeswax was, so they did it in a daze.
After a while, every soldier's legs were covered with adhesive tape.
There was a wicked smile on the corner of Ling Feng's mouth, and he couldn't wait to see how miserable everyone would be when they plucked their hairs.
After more than ten minutes, it was almost time for Ling Feng to meet.
He came to the soldier just now with a smile, and then said softly.
"Okay, now everyone prepares with me, I count to three, and everyone pulls off the tape hard."
"Three, two, one."
torn
Aww——
With the sound of tearing, there were screams of pain in the classroom.
Everyone's face became a mask of pain, and some people even burst into tears.
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, are you removing hair? This is clearly hair removal!
"Sister-in-law, you lied to us! This hair removal is a hundred times more painful than stabbing me!"
It was only at this time that everyone realized that they had been fooled, and howled and accused Ling Feng.
Ling Feng put on an innocent face and said guiltily.
"Ah? Didn't I just say that hair removal will be painful? Maybe I forgot. I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
"Hiss—sister-in-law, you..."
If it were someone else, everyone would have exploded long ago.
But the other party is a delicate and beautiful little girl, even if they are annoyed in their hearts, they are reluctant to lose their temper with such a beauty.
"Damn it, fight it out! I'm a man! This little pain is nothing!"
I don't know who it was, suddenly yelled, and then violently peeled off the remaining tape on his leg.
At first he was able to grit his teeth and bear it, but later on he couldn't take it anymore, he scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks in pain [screaming again and again.
Seeing his painful appearance, Ling Feng couldn't help shivering.
Fortunately, I shaved it with a razor yesterday. If I use beeswax to remove the hair, it won't hurt to death?
The screams lasted for an hour, and everyone finally took off their hair.
The original strips of wool trousers were stripped off and turned into white and slender long legs.
Ling Feng nodded in satisfaction.
"Okay, now the clothes and leg hair are done, and then we will enter the formal teaching session—makeup."
Ling Feng picked up the cosmetics on the table, looked at everyone and said: "First, I will teach you the functions of these cosmetics, and then I will tell you the correct steps to use them.
"The thick thing in this little glass bottle is called liquid foundation, and it's the first thing you need to use to prime your skin before putting on makeup."
"This round, soft sponge is called a puff. When you apply liquid foundation on your face, you need to spread it evenly with the puff."
"This is eyebrow pencil..."
"This is mascara...."
"This is eyeshadow..."
Ling Feng spoke very carefully, and everyone listened carefully.
When he finished speaking, the soldiers finally recognized what was what, and finally knew what the makeup steps were.
"This make-up technique cannot be learned in a day or two. You should not only watch and learn more, but also practice more. 17
"Only in this way can you make rapid progress."
"Sister-in-law, what is the liquid in this small bottle and what is its function?"
Suddenly a soldier asked curiously with a bottle of makeup remover.
Because this is a makeup remover made in China, it is all in English, so it is normal for them not to understand.
"This is called makeup remover, and its function is to use a cotton pad to dip some makeup remover after you have finished your makeup to wash off the makeup on your face.
As Ling Feng said, his eyes moved, and an evil thought flashed across.
"Now I'm going to show you the magic of makeup remover and makeup."
After speaking, Ling Feng opened the bottle of makeup remover, then took a piece of cotton pad, wet the cotton pad with makeup remover, and began to remove makeup.
Everyone didn't understand what was going on at this time, they all thought that sister-in-law was going to unload it to show them plain makeup, and they even had some expectations.
Ling Feng first took off the lipstick, and the whole person became less enchanting and more pure.
Then there is the eye shadow. After the eye shadow is removed, everyone has a sense of familiarity in their hearts, but they can't tell where it is familiar.
Then the eyebrows, and finally the whole face.
When Ling Feng finished removing all the makeup on his face, the whole classroom was instantly quiet.
It was so quiet that you could hear a needle drop on the ground.
Everyone looked like petrified, staring at Ling Feng on the podium with dumbstruck eyes.
This silence lasted for about five or six seconds, followed by the sound of falling down.
Several people couldn't take the blow and fell off the stool.
"Platoon leader?!"
Everyone looked at the scene in front of them in disbelief, and suddenly felt that something was broken in their hearts.
how so?
If it weren't for Ling Feng still wearing that skirt and that big wavy wig.
Everyone felt that they had changed.
They couldn't accept that the big beauty just now was painted by Ling Feng with makeup.
"What? Seeing that I'm pretending, you seem disappointed?"
Ling Feng raised his eyebrows while taking off the wig on his head and said.
More than disappointment!
Simply hopeless!
Nima, the goddess in their dreams turned out to be a man pretending to be, and this man was also their devil company commander.
Who can accept this?
And it's fine if he puts on makeup as a woman, but why did he even change his voice?
Who can tell that there is a rough guy hidden under his pretty face.
"Look at your worthless looks, sit down for me!"
Ling Feng reprimanded sharply, and everyone trembled all over, but also came back to their senses, and quickly sat upright.
"Now you should understand the power of makeup and camouflage, right?"
"If you have learned this technique, when you go out to perform missions in the future.
"You can turn yourself into another person and forge a false identity."
"Perform tasks like this, and you will find miraculous effects."
"So for the next period of time, I will teach you the art of disguise, as well as voice-changing skills.
"When the time comes, each of you can be like me, become a man if you want to be a man, and a woman if you want to be.
"If you want to be beautiful, you can become beautiful, and if you want to be ugly, you can become ugly. As long as you can imagine what you want, you can become what you want.
After hearing Ling Feng's words, everyone was eager to learn this technique.
As Ling Feng said, going out to perform missions after this will have miraculous effects.
You carry out tasks as a woman, and turn back into a man after you complete the task.
Who can recognize this Nima?
Who could have imagined it?
Although everyone was teased by Ling Feng, they didn't bear any hatred for Ling Feng because of it, instead they worshiped him more and more.