Chapter 106, a group of dirty bitches
Seeing the fat kid leave, Ruan Xiuqin, who had endured it for a day, finally couldn't bear it anymore.
Looking for an opportunity, he secretly pulled Zhang Xuan to a corner and asked, "Man Zai, where did you get so much cash?"
Oops, here it comes!
Zhang Xuan sighed silently, knowing that there would be such a moment. This mother is obsessed with money.
Fortunately, he was mentally prepared.
He was too lazy to talk, so he just pushed his mother's shoulder, went into the shed, opened the drawer on the left side of the desk, and briefly explained Yang Yongjian's stall setting up:
"Mom, Yang Yongjian originally gave me 8,747 yuan. I was so absorbed in writing the article last night that I forgot to give it to you. Except for the money to buy cattle, fish and vegetables, everything else is here. You always count it. number."
Ruan Xiuqin was a little confused when she suddenly saw such a huge amount of money.
But I have seen someone with a huge sum of 150,000 yuan. After struggling to wake up, the next second I didn’t know what politeness was. I stretched out my hand and took out all the money.
Ma Liu counted.
Then he put it into his pocket naturally like a New Year's red envelope.
Then leave.
The movements are done in one go, familiar and natural.
After just a few steps, the mother seemed to realize her conscience, and took out money from her pocket, counted out 30 yuan to buy him popsicles for the afternoon, and then left without saying another word, smiling warmly.
A look of satisfaction.
…
When I went to bed at night, my aunt and the whole family went back to town.
As for Comrade Ruan Dezhi, he initially wanted to squeeze in the shed. As in previous years, I wanted to share a bed with Zhang Xuan.
But how could Zhang Xuan, who had suffered so much, be willing?
I don’t want to live or die!
He thought of the snoring, the grinding of teeth, and the big belly taking up two-thirds of the bed, and his whole body felt bad.
It was really bad, I felt like my soul was trembling and my whole body was trembling.
Very scared!
After running out of options, Zhang Xuan could only find Ouyang Yong and said, "This shed is too shabby, stuffy and hot. I think you should take your uncle to your house for just two nights."
Such a big-name brother-in-law came to the door in person. Even if he was the groom's official today, he still had to listen. Ouyang Yong agreed happily: "Okay, I will take my uncle there later."
Hearing this, Zhang Xuan quickly waved his hands: "No, don't wait any longer. His old man was made drunk by your father and my uncle today. He drank too much. When he goes to sleep later, he will weigh so much that even gods can't lift it. Walk."
Ouyang Yong winked and asked, "Then should I take him away now?"
Zhang Xuan pushed him and said with urgency: "Stop dawdling, hurry up."
"Okay, I'll go right away."
"Go quickly, don't tell him it was my idea."
"I know, you're just afraid of him snoring."
"..."
Zhang Xuan stared at the back of his head, wishing he could slap him on the ear. How could he say such an unscrupulous thing casually?
Seeing his lovable and hateful uncle disappear from sight, Zhang Xuan was almost moved to tears.
It’s really not easy!
It’s not easy!
He happily tugged at the dog's ears, fell back on the bed, and fell asleep hugging the quilt.
…
Have a good night's sleep.
The next day, Zhang Xuan was grabbed by his aunt early in the morning, and she said:
"Now that you are a great writer, you should go out and show your face more. Many people in the village come to drink, all because of your face."
Zhang Xuan is very powerless, my face is really worth it!
People from not only the production team heard the news, but they were so direct in holding the egg packs.
The problem is, if you give me your eggs, I won’t give you my eggs at all!
You don’t get any benefits, so aren’t you just fooling around?
Get up and wash up, get dressed and fix your hair, then greet and send you off outside. You just spend the whole day being a lucky cat, decorating it like a mascot.
His saliva was dry and his face was frozen with laughter.
The banquet was originally planned to have 17 tables, but actually there were 24 tables.
Fuck her motherfucker!
It’s a lot more than expected!
There was a shortage of tobacco, alcohol, towels, food, tables, chairs, benches, bowls and chopsticks. Everything had to be bought and borrowed again. All kinds of things had to be added at short notice, leaving everyone in a hurry.
Because he is the brother-in-law and holds the title of a great writer, Zhang Xuan is always miserable today.
No matter what happens, people always come to toast. He couldn't be perfunctory, even if Du Shuangling tried his best to fake it, but in the end his head was still buzzing, the world was spinning, and he was drunk.
When Du Shuangling was helping him to sleep on the bed, many wives in the village who didn't mind the trouble shamelessly ran to the shed to see what was going on, pointing at him and jokingly saying:
"Look! A great writer can only drink so much, so he is drunk. If any of you have the courage to take off your clothes and hug her to sleep, you can exchange your marriage certificate tomorrow."
Pooh!
A bunch of shameless dirty bitches!
I am still a virgin!
…
The wedding banquet is held relatively early.
The banquet started at 8:28 a.m., and when Zhang Xuan woke up again, it was already past 12 noon.
When I opened my eyes, I was surprised to see Ai Qing. The future mother-in-law was sitting on a bench, leaning on the desk and reading the new manuscripts of "The Wind" in the past few days.
What's going on?
Isn't it locked?
How did she open my drawer?
Zhang Xuan, who was not yet fully awake, subconsciously touched under the pillow. The copper key was gone. It was gone. It had flown away!
As if aware of his movement, Ai Qing turned around and rolled his eyes, then explained in three words: "I took it."
Zhang Xuan, "..."
I drank too much, and even after waking up, I still felt a little headache. I rubbed my sore temples with my hands, and it took a while before I got out of bed.
Without disturbing Comrade Ai Qing, who was watching intently, Zhang Xuan weakly pulled on his sandals and went outside.
It's a bit stuffy outside and very dry.
Today's sun is like beating chicken blood, flowers and plants are drooping from the heat, dogs are lying under the trees sticking out their red tongues, and cicadas are screaming desperately on the trees.
Grab a wooden ladle to get a spoonful of fresh well water, take a sip, and feel the taste. It feels very comfortable, and your whole body feels cool.
I found that everything was tidied up inside and out. The borrowed tables, chairs and benches were returned, the simple stoves on Shaiguping were dismantled, and even the firecracker paper on the road was swept away.
Just fell asleep, and it felt like the whole world was different, as if it had been wiped clean with an eraser.
All the chores passed him by. At this moment, should the lazy old man be happy, or should he be pretentious?
No more work!
The aunt, sister-in-law and the whole family are happily packing up the uneaten chicken, duck and fish.
Ruan Xiuqin and a few close neighbors didn't rest either, and were going door to door delivering leftovers to people from nearby production teams.
This is an old custom in the village. Sharing endless food together is considered a favor.
Ruan Dezhi and Du Dudong were playing cards at a table with several cousins, making a lot of noise and playing pretty hard.
A bunch of men, women and children gathered around, looking at the cards and talking about dirty jokes. The scene was like entering Lichunyuan, noisy and lively.
Zhang Xuan walked over and took a few glances, and found that Comrade Ruan Dezhi and Du Dudong were both losing, and they had never won a game. It was boring to watch.
What kind of card skills are you doing? It’s crappy!
When he found Du Shuangling, who was helping his mother, the old man laughed and whispered:
"Comrade Shuangling, all those shameless women in the village wanted to take off their clothes and hold me to sleep this morning. Can you tolerate this? You just don't care? You don't go to bed to protect me?"
Feeling the heat in her ears, Du Shuangling smiled and glanced at him after hearing such unfashionable words:
"Virtue!"
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