Please Bully Me, Miss Villainess!

“Evie… can’t sleep?”

Elsa rubbed her eyes.

“You should sleep first.”

However, she wasn’t the type to obediently follow instructions.

“That won’t do.”

Saying this, she crawled out of the blankets and sat beside me.

“…It’s so beautiful.”

“Isn’t it?”

The attic of the cabin had a large skylight.

The weather was nice tonight, and sitting by the slanted skylight, one could clearly see the outline of the moon.

North Kalos had a higher elevation, so the sky seemed closer here.

“No matter how beautiful it is, we still need to sleep…”

Elsa yawned softly and moved closer, leaning against me.

Feeling her body heat, my heart started racing again.

Actually, it wasn’t that I couldn’t sleep. After traveling all day, Yvonne was also extremely tired.

The “meeting the parents” part went unexpectedly smoothly, which made tonight’s atmosphere somewhat ambiguous.

Although she knew Elsa wasn’t the type to force herself, she still hadn’t mentally prepared herself, so to be safe, Yvonne wanted to wait until she fell asleep before lying down.

If they slept together in this state, she felt she might be the one to act strangely.

“If you can’t sleep, how about we have some snacks?”

Saying this, she produced a plate of lightly salted potato chips and some cooled tea from somewhere. She cupped both sides of the teapot, and soon steam began to rise from it.

Speaking of North Kalos’ most famous specialty, it would be potatoes.

Due to the climate and soil conditions, most crops struggle to survive here, but potatoes are different. Being drought-resistant, they can grow normally with just a little rainfall, making them suitable for planting in this mineral-rich but water-scarce soil, naturally becoming the staple food of this region.

Moreover, potatoes are an incredibly versatile ingredient. They taste good no matter how they’re prepared, whether mashed and seasoned into potato puree, fried into crispy chips, or steamed whole with the skin on and served with butter.

“Mother personally sliced and sun-dried these potato chips. They’re not deep-fried, so they’re very healthy~ It’s okay to eat a little.”

“…Won’t eating snacks at night make you gain weight?”

“It’s not like we eat them every day. It’s fine to have some occasionally, right?”

“Alright, I’ll just have a little.”

Elsa’s meaningful gaze lowered to Yvonne’s impressively developed secondary sexual characteristics as a woman.

The geometrically appealing curves were exposed to her view as Yvonne bent to pick up something.

“Besides, Evie only accumulates fat in her chest anyway, right?”

No matter how many times she saw it, it was truly an impressive valley…

“Don’t stare like that!”

Noticing Elsa’s gaze, Yvonne blushed and pulled up her clothes at the chest, showing a troubled expression:

“…It’s not like I wanted them to grow this big.”

After all, what’s so good about having a large chest?

Clothes make you look fat, and it’s always hard to find suitable underwear.

It often presses against the paper when reading or writing.

And when eating or drinking, food that accidentally falls is more likely to stain the clothes on your chest. There are countless worries.

Yvonne had been troubled by this in her previous life. She was often laughed at and stared at during physical education classes, making running her least favorite activity.

The expressions of boys her age when discussing her name were particularly annoying.

She never expected to continue suffering from the same troubles after being reborn in another world… It wasn’t something that could make her laugh.

But Elsa didn’t think so,

“—I like them very much!”

It’s a good thing she’s a girl. If a boy had said something like that, Yvonne would have probably already blacklisted him as a ‘sexual harasser’.

“…You’re such a pervert.”

“Hehe~♡“

Pervert or not, at least she only craves Evie’s body.

Although she said this, Yvonne didn’t really dislike it.

If she liked it, it made her happy too.

If she wanted to cuddle… maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to let her play a little…

Yvonne didn’t realize that with her mind full of such thoughts, she had no position to call Elsa a pervert.

“Oh right~ Evie, let’s play this game?”

“What game?”

Turning her head, she found Elsa holding food in her mouth and leaning closer, looking up at her:

“…What are you doing?”

Yvonne was puzzled.

A new type of Pocky game?

“It’s that game… the one we often played as children, where we try to snatch food from each other’s mouths.”

“…You still remember that?”

Suddenly, she recalled,

This embarrassing feeding game was invented by Yvonne herself,

Because at that time, Yvonne wanted to find an excuse to complete the ‘oath kiss’, so she made up this mouth-to-mouth feeding game to play with little Elsa.

Of course, it never succeeded.

Or rather, she always chickened out just when she was about to succeed.

Thinking about the foolish things she had done, Yvonne wished she could go back in time and erase all these embarrassing memories,

“Shall we try it again today?”

She looked at me with expectant eyes,

“…Alright, if you want to play.”

After all, she sowed the seeds of this trouble, so she’ll have to face the consequences.

Crunch.

Once the food reaches the mouth, the game is over.

“…I win?”

It was a game without any real meaning,

The outcome was decided, but she still wouldn’t let go,

“…In the past, I was always waiting foolishly for you to kiss me.”

Her thin lips were slightly parted, her eyes fixed on her.

“It’s laughable, isn’t it… The ‘Young Miss’ from that time probably didn’t have those intentions… yet I…”

In the moonlight, she showed a somewhat lonely expression.

“No…”

Looking at her like this, she finally couldn’t help but reveal her true feelings.

“…I was just a coward back then.”

“Is that so~ Then now”

“Elsa, are you deliberately trying to seduce me?”

“I’d say it’s been quite successful, hasn’t it?”

She playfully winked at me from an extremely close distance.

Oh well…

After all, she had wanted to do this for a long time too.

“—Come here.”

After her little scheme succeeded, Elsa obediently closed her eyes, focusing on feeling my breath.

She loved the way she embraced her.

She would first steady her, then as their bodies drew closer, the soft warmth of their chests would press tightly together, very warm and comforting.

First, the cool tip of the nose would touch.

Our noses would tilt and interlace, the distance shortening, getting closer and closer,

Finally touching the softest part of the face.

Tonight’s kiss tasted of lightly salted potato chips.