Please Bully Me, Miss Villainess!

“So—what did you want to say?”

After changing into comfortable loungewear, Yvonne poured Elsa a cup of hot tea to relieve fatigue and sat down across from her.

When they were on the street, she had suggested discussing matters at home.

She must have been concerned about Elsa being tired from playing outside. Ah~ Evie is so considerate~

Really… I like her more and more.

In fact, it wasn’t like that. Since today’s bullying task hadn’t been credited yet, Yvonne had to find an excuse to bring her home. It wasn’t such a thoughtful reason, so Yvonne felt somewhat guilty seeing Elsa’s eyes full of love and gratitude.

Rather than conducting a live broadcast of embarrassing play on the street, it was better to resolve things privately at home.

“…Well, Mr. Garth is a very nice person. It seemed cruel to reject him directly, so I wanted to find a gentler reason to turn him down.”

Elsa fiddled with her fingers, avoiding eye contact. It was obvious she was hiding something.

Yvonne wearily held her forehead,

“Even so, saying we’re lovers is going too far, isn’t it? How on earth do we resemble lovers?!”

“Eh~”

She deliberately drew out the sound, widening her innocent eyes,

“Don’t we look like it?”

…Ugh!

Yvonne was stumped by her retort.

Indeed… thinking carefully, they now lived together, ate meals together every day, and recently even slept in the same bed at night. No matter how you look at it, they were a very affectionate…

—As if! How could that be possible!!

Yvonne shook her head vigorously, her face red,

In any case, she would absolutely never admit it!!

“Sigh… fine, don’t let it happen again. If you casually say such things to others again, I’ll really get angry.”

A feeling of powerlessness to retort welled up. In any case, Yvonne was also wrong to arbitrarily try to set up Elsa with Garth, so she didn’t want to pursue the matter too much.

She drank her tea, glancing sideways at the person in front of her who seemed to be plotting something,

“—As for pretending to be lovers in front of Garth, don’t even think about it.”

Ugh!!

She saw through it! As expected of Evie.

Seeing Elsa’s small expression clearly reading ‘Miscalculated!’, she couldn’t help but laugh.

“Really… you’ll make me misunderstand like this.”

“Hmm? Misunderstand what?”

She’s actually asking me back…

Yvonne felt her face heating up, her heart beginning to waver,

Although saying they were lovers was an excuse to reject Garth, this excuse seemed too deliberate.

She wasn’t a man, just a female who was somewhat closer to Elsa, at most only counted as a friend.

It’s almost…

Almost as if she hoped they could become lovers.

“…Of course, misunderstanding that you have ulterior motives towards me.”

After saying this quietly, Yvonne gulped down a large mouthful of tea, avoiding Elsa’s direct gaze.

She regretted it as soon as she said it,

A long silence.

She actually… actually said it out loud!!

Saying such things herself, it’s as if she had become one of those self-satisfied, presumptuous women.

“Then misunderstand!”

“…Huh?”

“Please, by all means, misunderstand!”

“…You really are a strange person.”

The hints had almost turned into outright statements, just short of slapping her in the face with it, but Yvonne still refused to take the bait.

Ugh…!! Not giving up!!

“Alright! Then it’s my turn now.”

Elsa had already made up her mind, placing the empty teacup on the coaster with a crisp collision sound that seemed particularly jarring in the quiet space.

…Turn-based now, are you some duelist who popped out of nowhere?

Yvonne couldn’t help but inwardly retort,

But the question Elsa asked next undoubtedly achieved the effect of “directly attacking the player”

“—Why exactly does Evie want me to be with Mr. Garth?”

Thump, thump, thud.

Yvonne felt somewhat unnerved by her gaze.

She felt that she couldn’t lie under such a gaze,

But talking about system-related matters was forbidden, so she had to choose an explanation that wasn’t exactly a lie,

“…If you fall in love with another man, I won’t have to bully you anymore.”

Previously, there was a reason for bullying her because she was the fiancée of the main capture target,

“—Why?!”

Hearing this, Elsa instead looked greatly shocked,

“I’ve told you before, I don’t mind being bullied by Evie!!”

“But I mind a lot!”

Yvonne raised her voice, and the two fell into an awkward silence,

“The other day too… didn’t my ‘bullying’ hurt you?!”

“Ah… you mean this?”

Elsa rolled up her sleeve, revealing a long, thin wound on her arm,

Although it looked somewhat scary because the wound was quite long, it wasn’t actually deep, and it had already scabbed over, so there was no need to bandage it anymore.

The long, regular wound was clearly caused by a sharp object.

And she herself was the culprit.

“I told you, I don’t mind…”

As if to prove that it had healed quite well, Elsa lightly touched the scab area back and forth with her finger.

“No…”

But each of her touches still made Yvonne’s heart race anxiously.

“…It’s all my fault.”

Her voice trembled again.

This time it was a knife wound, what about next time?

She couldn’t guarantee what even more excessive actions the villain system’s options might make her do.

Yvonne couldn’t tolerate, nor forgive herself for hurting her.

…So she’s still very concerned about it

At that time, Yvonne trembling while holding a knife towards her really gave Elsa a big scare.

It was the first time Elsa had seen Yvonne like that, she was almost crying while inflicting this wound.

Compared to her own blood, Yvonne’s tears were even more numerous. When her tears fell plop plop while bandaging Elsa, it made Elsa’s heart ache even more.

“…It’s alright.”

Elsa couldn’t help but stand up and gently hug Yvonne, who was trembling non-stop with self-blame.

She was too gentle.

How could she possibly bear to leave such a person?

“But… the one who hurt you was still me! And in the future, it might become even more excessive…”

Seeing the guilty expression on her face, Elsa gently shook her head,

“Then, let’s make a bet.”

“Bet? Bet what——“

Before she could finish asking, Elsa leaned in close, bringing her mouth to Yvonne’s ear and whispering,

“—Bet that you won’t push me away.”

Before the words had finished, soft lips had already enveloped her earlobe, instantly making her brain go blank,

“Hey—w-wait!”

“It’s just ear licking.”

“Even though you say it so nonchalantly, stop—!!”

But it was already too late to stop her, her arms had already encircled Yvonne’s waist.

“…I just wanted to comfort you. I heard this can help people relax.”

Elsa spoke softly, as if blowing into her ear,

Her face was also very red, it was clear that she had mustered some kind of determination to do this

Reason told Yvonne to push her away, but her body seemed to be enchanted by Elsa’s whisper, losing strength in her hands,

“What do you mean comfort… this is sexual harassment! Stop it! Hah…”

A warm, smooth sensation came from the tip of her tongue, from the auricle to the back of the ear to the concha, there wasn’t a spot she was willing to spare,

This sensation that made one’s whole body feel soft and weak kept coming with every sweep of her tongue across the auricle, and as it deepened, her body instinctively trembled more and more violently, causing her breathing to become increasingly rapid.

“Wait… ugh… hah…”

Her body was more sensitive than expected,

So cute…

Really… too cute.

While the other’s body was making such cute reactions, it also stimulated her own nerves. The more clearly she understood this point, the more it urged her to continue,

No good…

Her body was losing strength…

Unbelievably, just from having her ear licked, Yvonne quickly felt that she couldn’t even straighten her waist. If not for Elsa’s support, her whole body would have collapsed softly,

Elsa also very timely hugged her,

Actually, she wasn’t using much force either. When holding Yvonne’s hand, there wasn’t a very firm feeling. Yvonne could push her away with just a light effort.

But… why?

She didn’t want to push her away.