Only Weapon Master

13 - I Request My Tears As Evidence



 

“God… If you hear my prayer, please……”

On a weekday morning. In a church interior almost devoid of people, a man was earnestly praying with his hands politely clasped together.

The person praying was none other than Seo Hyun-woo, the CEO of MT Entertainment, which manages Isekai-dol.

“Brother. If you’re done praying now…”

Although Seo Hyun-woo had been at the church for an hour, maintaining a motionless posture and continuously offering prayers, the pastor approached to try to make him stop praying, but.

“No. It’s still not enough. Not yet…! I don’t think my prayers have reached Jesus yet.”

“Um..yes..alright…”

Due to his eyes soaked in madness, the pastor left him alone and went to eat.

“Please… please let Sekai-dol 3rd Gen be a huge hit… Let nothing big happen this time….”

Perhaps because he had been praying for an hour without drinking water, his voice was cracked, but he persevered steadfastly.

Looking at the content of his prayer, it seems like he’s hoping for Isekai-dol 3rd Gen to be a huge hit, but…

“…If there’s another landmine this time, I’m going to see Father (God) right away…”

He was praying due to PTSD from the incident where a feminist was exposed in Sekai 2nd Gen.

Recalling the situation at that time made him feel like everything in front of him was turning white and his head was getting dizzy.

The beginning of the incident started from a post that suddenly appeared on the gallery.

[Evidence that Isekai-dol 2nd Gen member ‘Yoshi’ is a feminist]

(Screenshot of a blue bird back account post similar to Yoshi’s Beep Beep account.jpg)

(Reevaluation of statements made during broadcasts.MP4)

— Is this real?

— What? Is this happening?

— Fu…cking…he..ll

— W..Urgh, I was fanboying over something like that? F*ck123ing hell

The attached materials were only two, but they were more definitive and impactful than any other evidence.

As soon as the post spread widely, the burning gallery, community, and fan café users started ideological verification from other members of Sekai-dol 2nd Gen, to members of Sekai-dol 1st Gen, and even himself to see if they were feminists, and he, as the CEO, received double the curses.

— You bastard, most people who fanboy over VTubers are male, what? Feminist? You picked a feminist?

— If one is caught, is there evidence that the other members aren’t?

— Isn’t Seo Hyun-woo also a feminist? F*ck, isn’t this complicity?

— I’m joining the Sekai-dol boycott movement.

— (Picture of ripped goods dropped in toilet water.jpg)

‘No fck… I’m a man. And fck… if I had known, I wouldn’t have picked her! You bastards.’

He was also frustrated for being suspected of being a feminist. No, it would have been better if they just suspected him alone of being a feminist and ended it there.

The snowball effect of Yoshi, that bitch from Sekai-dol 2nd Gen, rolled in a direction that damaged not only the image of other members and the CEO but also the company’s image.

Journalists whose lives consisted only of fabrication caught the sweet smell of views and were busy producing provocative titles.

[MT, the leader of Korean VTubers, actually a secret feminist organization?]

[Suspicion of collusion between MT and women’s organizations!?]

[Reevaluation of MT CEO Seo’s past statement “Everyone is equal…”]

Their provocative titles, created in less than an hour after Yoshi’s feminist evidence broke, successfully blurred the eyes of the public, whether they knew MT or not.

Seo Hyun-woo and the Isekai-dol members took all the curses they would ever receive in their lives.

Since his company’s power wasn’t strong enough to immediately take down the articles, he came up with a way to overcome this situation.

That was none other than.

[This is MT Entertainment CEO Seo Hyun-woo.]

(Picture of Seo Hyun-woo doing a kowtow.jpg)

I’m sorry for causing a big controversy.

I will refund all the money donated to the feminist member ‘Yoshi’ to the fans who donated.

I’m sorry.

My fault for not filtering her out is great, but.

Nevertheless, although I’m shameless, I, Seo Hyun-woo! Have something I want to tell you all.

“I didn’t know either. I… I’m a victim too. Your Honor. Here… I request my tears as evidence.”

(Mirror shot of Seo Hyun-woo crying while looking in the mirror.jpg)

— lolololololololol

— This hyung is a f*cking legend

— Yeah, I already burned all the goods~

ㄴ But seeing him go this far, it seems like he really didn’t know.

ㄴ (Comment author): Regardless of whether he knew or not, the wounds are already very deep, goodbye

— Hyung… I’ll trust you just this once?

ㄴ ???: You’re falling for this? lol

ㄴ Get out, you stirrer b*stard

— Hmm… At this level… okay

— No, this is really f*cking funny lol

— Hyung. Just kick ‘that btch’ out and you become the substitute for 2nd Gen lol This is so fcking funny

Facing the issue head-on by writing an explanation post on the gallery, community, and fan café.

He uploaded a post with a photo of himself kowtowing to the gallery, where the most people were, adapting the previously famous meme ‘A woman’s tears are evidence’.

Thanks to his witty content, he succeeded in winning the hearts of most fans, though not all.

With that momentum, Seo Hyun-woo immediately expelled Yoshi, the root of all evil, from the company, filed for damages, and took a breather.

Just when he thought in his heart that the incident would gradually come to an end, his phone kept vibrating.

Wondering what it was this time, when he checked his phone.

Members of ‘that site’ who confirmed that Yoshi was a comrade stomped loudly and heavily defecated with terrible posts on the SNS of Sekai-dol members who had passed ideological verification and his own.

— It’s really not nice to see shaking breasts with a character.

ㄴ It’s because of those b*tches that women’s rights are shaking!

— Fcking btch, die!

— Just looking at them, they’re probably super ugly in real life lol

— Han-men, die!

— Poor Yoshi, what to do ㅠㅠ

— They were comrades, but abandoned in an instant! Shaking… so scary..

‘Whew… Fcking btches… okay, there’s a limit to patience too… After all, it’s because of you b*tches’

He had relaxed his mind thinking he had finally ended the incident, but then got cursed by these b*tches, but Seo Hyun-woo, who was too exhausted to get angry, recalled the famous saying ‘One action is better than a hundred words’ and prescribed them with ‘lawsuit’.

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Whether the prescription cured the disease or not, the women who had been stomping loudly deleted their comments and fled while going thump-thump, and the ‘Sekai 2nd Gen Yoshi Feminist Incident’ concluded, allowing a return to a peaceful daily life.

However, due to this incident, Seo Hyun-woo became mentally devastated, even developing depression, and he began to rely on religion.

Relying on religion and praying, 2 years had passed since ‘that incident’ was concluded, and as his condition gradually improved.

The thought that Sekai-dol 3rd Gen, which had completed ideological verification, would soon debut unconsciously triggered his PTSD suddenly, making his stomach hurt.

That’s why he went back to the church he had quit and prayed.

And he was able to return to the company with a more comfortable mind.

Little did he know that what would twist his stomach this time would be an external factor rather than an internal one.

♦♦♦

The kendo hall Ara attends

The sound of bamboo swords had long since disappeared from the kendo hall.

The members were gathered in a corner, watching the scene of a beautiful girl and an orangutan arguing.

The beautiful girl and orangutan arguing were none other than.

“Ara, just once. Exactly! Just once, please!!”

“I won’t.”

“Really, just this once, pleeeease, Ara just once!!”

“I said I won’t, right? No-Master, why are you so persistent today in particular?”

“No! When an elder is begging like this, shouldn’t you lower your head at least once?”

She was being pestered by the master of the kendo hall she was attending.

If the conversation they were having had taken place on the street, the master would look so ugly that he might be reported to the police for sleazily hitting on a beautiful high school student.

“No. I’m busy now. Plus, even if I enter the competition, I’ll win everything, so why would I enter? It’s not fun and I’m not motivated… Ah, please move away a bit…!!”

The conversation was about the master clinging to Ara, asking her to enter the national competition to raise the name value of his kendo hall.

Since she owed him, she could lend him money as much as her leisure allowed rather than guaranteeing… but.

‘It’s boring, what can I do.’

Ara disliked things that weren’t fun.

As she changed into a woman, she was classified into the women’s division, and it was too easy to compete against women with her athletic ability that surpassed men’s.

After returning to Earth, Ara’s academic massacre, which wasn’t actually an academic massacre, caused a backlash from many parents.

Is that really a woman, they said. It’s cheating, they said. (Then do I look like a man to you? F*ck, do you have some kind of mind’s eye or something?)

If it was just backlash, it would have been fine, but there was something else disgusting.

Namely, worms targeting her body while saying they would sponsor her.

Seeing Ara’s appearance, which could be called the world’s greatest beauty without shame, plus her outstanding skills, some sponsors who supported the kendo competition and evil pig nouveau riche who approached after seeing articles with Ara’s appearance.

That’s why she had been avoiding competitions and lying low for a while.

If you ask if the master doesn’t know about this? That’s not the case either.

He’s the one who went crazy on the sponsors.

‘What are you doing to a high school student? Do you have a d*ck in your brain? The money your mom and dad gave you wasn’t meant for you to live like this…… (profanities).’

Wow… After hearing that conversation, I couldn’t tell if this person was thoughtless or had a strong heart. Honestly, if I had been born female, I might have fallen for him a bit?

After hearing the master’s words, the sponsors and nouveau riche left the hall stomping and saying they would regret it, and the master, as if he had realized his mistake, dropped his cool appearance and came to me saying

‘…Ara. If oppa disappears, contact the police…’ When I saw him worrying about being buried despite his physique, I sighed.

Well… Although there was a possibility of them harming the master.

The eyes that looked at me were so disgusting that when it got dark, I broke each of their Death Worms one by one.

Towards those pig bastards who drooled while looking at me like that. I performed physical TS surgery to suppress sexual desire and left a note saying ‘If you touch young women again, next time I’ll really kill you.’

Whether my prescription was effective or not, when news of the sponsors was cut off suddenly

The master wondered but didn’t have any desire to see them at all, so he erased the sponsors from his memory and returned to normal.

Well… The story got sidetracked.

“Ara, pleeeease!”

“No, at the age of 35, is it reasonable to lie on the floor with your back against it, flail around, and throw a tantrum while all the members are watching? Why are you doing this?”

It was the first time I had seen the master cling to me like this despite such incidents, so I asked out of pure curiosity.

“This competition is being held jointly by Korea and Japan ……. And there’s someone from Japan called a genius ……. And the first prize winner gets a custom capsule made by a famous capsule manufacturer in Japan……”

The master explained to me what kind of competition it was in response to my question, and while explaining about the Japanese genius or whatever, due to the last piece of information I heard.

The competition that I thought would be boring sparked my interest.

“Is that really true? If it’s a lie, master or not, I’ll slice you up?”

“…Have some faith in your master… After all these years, Ara, you ……(grumbling).”

I ended up blurting out an extreme statement due to too much excitement.

But…

‘You can’t buy a custom capsule even with money…!!’

Although I have the highest spec capsule now, wouldn’t movements become a bit more natural when playing other games if I used one that fits my body perfectly?

Huhuhuh. Wait for me, capsule..!!

Let’s go. Kalkal, it’s time for us to howl.

‘Kalkal!’

“Ah aaaaah! F..f*cker!!! Why are you doing this again!! Ack!!”

♦♦♦

Thanks to the master’s amazing information, I refreshed my body at the kendo hall after a long time and returned home.

“I’m home.”

“Good work today too, daughter~”

As soon as I entered the living room, I greeted my mom, and at that moment, a sweet smell wafted over.

— Sniff sniff

Th-this is that.

“Is it bulgogi for dinner tonight?”

“This girl, knowing just by the smell… She’s no different from a dog, hoho”

“Calling your daughter a dog.”

I felt hurt by my mom’s comparison, calling her own child a dog, so I pouted my lips out three feet, but.

“Go wash up”

My sulking didn’t work at all, and only the order to leave the kitchen was issued.

“… Yes.”

Even though I’m an only child, I’m treated like a dog by my mom, so I trudged to the bathroom to shower.

— Sha-a-ower

Uugh… good. The warm water from the shower is killing it..

After quickly showering and quickly drying my hair, I headed to the dining table, and my dad was there.

“Daughter, enjoy your meal~”

“Yeah, you too, dad”

With the end of the father-daughter conversation saying let’s enjoy our meal instead of dinner greetings, mom placed well-cooked bulgogi on the table.

Bulgogi, bulgogi♪ ♫

“Ara is excited! Hoho”

“Yeah. It’s bulgogi.”

Hehe, I love bulgogi so much.

While quickly moving my hands towards the bulgogi and gobbling up rice, my dad spoke to me with a worried expression.

“Ara. Are you not interested in kendo these days…?”

“Nyamnyam. Noo? Whyy?”

I couldn’t pronounce properly because I was chewing bulgogi, but I believed the meaning was conveyed and didn’t stop eating.

“Since you’re not participating in kendo competitions anymore, Ara. I was wondering if your interest had declined, so I asked.”

“Ara. It’s okay to quit kendo if it’s not fun. Now you have to do that, what is it, VTuber? too, right.”

Hmm… I might not be able to go to the kendo hall often, but I don’t think I’ll quit…

Thinking like that, I tried to convey to my parents that I wasn’t quitting, just that the competitions weren’t fun, but.

“But I would be a bit sad if you quit. I thought our Ara looked really cool when wielding a bamboo sword..”

“This man is so… why are you putting pressure on the child. Well, I agree she looks cool, hoho.”

“..Nyam…nyaaam..?”

….? What is this invisible pressure?

“Um. I’m not quitting kendo….”

“That time! Wow, when Ara first entered the competition……”

“Ah, I couldn’t believe it at that time……”

“Getting prize money and all……”

“……Sniff. It’s still moving thinking about it.”

Now they weren’t even thinking about listening to me and were talking with tears in their eyes, using my achievements in competitions as the subject.

..What is this sudden feeling of being an undutiful daughter?

— Tap tap.

Since there was absolutely no sign of them listening to me, although it didn’t match table manners, I hit the table twice.

“Oh, Ara, what’s wrong?!”

“Oh my, suddenly our conversation went off track. Mom supports Ara even if she quits kendo… You understand, right?”

Only then did my parents prepare to listen to me.

“… Uh, there’s a big competition coming up, so I’m thinking of participating.”

I informed my parents that I was finally going to participate in the competition because the master threw a tantrum.

“”Kya, hooray!!””

I could see my parents jumping up and doing a dance in the middle of eating. Sshup. Since they’re so happy, when competitions are held, I should participate at least once in a while, although not often..

“Honey, the camera!!”

“Of course I’ll bring it. Ah no, let’s buy a new one this time!”

“Yes. Since we have plenty of money, let’s get one where we can see Ara’s pores……”

No. It’s not like I’m entering a competition for the first time. A new camera… And what? P-pores? ..Sigh

Well… Since it’s nice to see, it’s fine~ Plus.

— Nyam nyam

If you two don’t eat, all the bulgogi is mine, heh

Mmm~ ♪ ♫ Bulgogi is delicious ♪ ♫


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