Ninja World Live Stream: My Pet Rabbit is Kaguya?!

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[Senju Tobirama]: He doesn't like doing work.

[Big Dumb - Hashirama]: Isn't that normal?

[Senju Tobirama]: No, that's different from how you often slack off and get caught by me, Big Brother.

[Senju Tobirama]: Kitahara Kaede doesn't like troublesome things.

[Senju Tobirama]: It's as if he's deliberately avoiding them.

[Big Dumb - Hashirama]: So what are you trying to say, Tobirama?

[One Tail - Shukaku]: Does this have anything to do with us Tailed Beasts?

[Senju Tobirama]: It has nothing to do with the Tailed Beasts.

[One Tail - Shukaku]: Is that so...

[One Tail - Shukaku]: Then it's fine.

Ever since he got smacked flying and then joined Konoha, Shukaku has become much more obedient.

In the past, he would still say stuff like "I can't beat you, but I'm still not convinced."

But now, if he doesn't need to speak, he just won't.

Though it feels like Shukaku's a little too well-behaved now, and hiding something, he's become tight-lipped and stingy with his words, so Tobirama can't get anything out of him.

But as long as the Tailed Beasts don't cause trouble, that's all he asks.

After all... in the past, Big Brother outright distributed the Tailed Beasts, so Tobirama's bottom line is already very low.

[Big Dumb - Hashirama]: Ahem, so getting back on track, isn't Kitahara Kaede's approach not bad?

[Big Dumb - Hashirama]: What else are you worried about?

[Senju Tobirama]: Precisely because I see him doing well that I'm worried.

[Senju Tobirama]: My dumbass disciples have done their fair share of idiotic things, but if they had just followed Kitahara Kaede's approach—every few years, push out someone to take the blame—

[Senju Tobirama]: Then Konoha wouldn't be in such a miserable state.

[Senju Tobirama]: Even the Uchiha wouldn't have fallen to the point of annihilation.

[Senju Tobirama]: Their biggest issue was always that they felt unfairly treated, so they... plotted rebellion.

[Senju Tobirama]: But if we'd soothed things over every few years like Kaede would, the Uchiha Clan... definitely wouldn't have ended like this.

[Senju Tobirama]: I'm sure of it.

[Senju Tobirama]: Because... the Uchiha Clan is just a bunch of naive softies.

[Tobirama's Achievement - Izuna]: Senju Tobirama, get out here. I'm not letting that comment slide.

[Tobirama's Achievement - Izuna]: You bastard, you really do see our Uchiha Clan as a bunch of tools.

[Senju Tobirama]: ...

[Senju Tobirama]: I meant the Uchiha Clan is very... gentle.

[Tobirama's Achievement - Izuna]: I distinctly heard "naive softies."

[Senju Tobirama]: Fine, it's all the same. As a ruling class, the Uchiha Clan has always been a concern to manage. So Sarutobi and the others definitely made mistakes.

[Senju Tobirama]: And now the problem is...

[Senju Tobirama]: I worry that Kakashi Hatake can't satisfy Kitahara Kaede.

[Senju Tobirama]: Because... the way things are going, Kakashi can't handle all the responsibilities. And Kaede might refuse my nomination.

[Senju Tobirama]: So I suspect that if we want him to agree to rebuild Konoha, which is on the verge of collapse... having Kakashi do the work won't be enough.

[Big Dumb - Hashirama]: Eh?

[Minato Namikaze]: Eh?

[Fifth Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: So that's how it is.

[Timid as a Mouse - Ōnoki]: Mizukage, what did you realize?

[Fifth Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: I think I understand why I was rejected by Kitahara-kun.

[Timid as a Mouse - Ōnoki]: Why?

[Fifth Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: Because what the Second Hokage just said is the exact reason I was turned down.

[Fifth Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: I invited Kitahara-kun to Kirigakure. To put it bluntly, our current strength is a bit lower than Konoha's...

[Fifth Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: But in Kaede's eyes, it's probably all the same. Just a bunch of troublesome affairs.

[Fifth Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: The biggest difference is: Kirigakure can't produce a capable Mizukage.

[Fifth Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: Meanwhile, Konoha constantly produces capable Hokage.

[Fifth Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: And thanks to Edo Tensei, even if Kaede takes over, he can summon all the former Hokage to work for him.

[Fifth Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: But we can't do that in Kirigakure. The only useful people are the Second Mizukage and me.

[Fifth Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: Compared to Konoha, we have no advantage.

[Fifth Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: So we lost because we don't have usable Mizukage!

[Big Dumb - Hashirama]: Ahh... that.

Hashirama finally caught on.

What Tobirama is worried about is... if they nominate Kitahara Kaede as the next Hokage and ask him to rebuild Konoha—

Then just offering Kakashi Hatake won't cut it.

He'll need more.

And that "more" means...

?!??

It means the former Hokage will all have to come back to work!?

Including himself!?

Because what Kaede wants isn't Danzo, Koharu, Homura, and Sarutobi's crusty F4—

He wants the real F4: First, Second, Third, and Fourth Hokage.

In other words, all of Konoha's past Hokage must serve under him and help rebuild this crumbling village.

No wonder Tobirama hesitated so many times, nearly forgetting his words.

Because once this idea enters your head... it's insane.

[Beep!]

[Congratulations, Mei Terumi has received a new title—Caring Big Sister - Mei Terumi.]

[Fifth Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: ?

[Caring Big Sister - Mei Terumi]: ?!? Hahaha, this title—looks like I really guessed right.

[Caring Big Sister - Mei Terumi]: As expected, I understand him best.

[Senju Tobirama]: If the system thinks so too, then I must have guessed right.

[Minato Namikaze]: But... isn't this also a good thing?

[Senju Tobirama]: ...

[Senju Tobirama]: Alright, I'll have Sarutobi and the other three draw straws—one of them will take the fall.

[Senju Tobirama]: Then... I'll teach him Edo Tensei.

[Senju Tobirama]: Sigh... the mess my disciples made, I'll have to clean it up myself.

[Senju Tobirama]: But Big Brother, I may need to trouble you.

[Big Dumb - Hashirama]: Tobirama, what are you saying?

[Big Dumb - Hashirama]: I should be the one thanking you. You've always supported and assisted me.

[Senju Tobirama]: Big Brother...

[Big Dumb - Hashirama]: We'll also need to trouble Minato. You may also need to be summoned to help again.

[Minato Namikaze]: No, how should I put it—

[Minato Namikaze]: Honestly, I'm a little eager. Or maybe... I've been hoping for this.

[Minato Namikaze]: Because I owe Naruto so much. I really want to make up for it.

[Minato Namikaze]: But I might not be able to come back. I offered my soul to the Shinigami.

[Minato Namikaze]: And the other half of the Nine Tails is over there too.

[Nine Tails - Kurama]: You finally remembered my other half, huh.

[Senju Tobirama]: ...

[Senju Tobirama]: I'll talk to him in detail.

[Minato Namikaze]: Thank you very much.

[Timid as a Mouse - Ōnoki]: ...

[Caring Big Sister - Mei Terumi]: ...

The two Kage from other villages exchanged glances immediately.

Because—

They could both see the shock in each other's eyes.

Or rather... relief.

Yes.

They felt relieved.

In the past few days, they quickly chose to side with Konoha, chose to yield, chose to lie low.

Because otherwise—

They would've had to face the collective return of the past Hokage.

In the past, one Hashirama was enough to suppress the other four Great Nations. Even if they wanted to start a war, they had to double-check that he was truly dead.

But now, they'd have to face not just Hashirama, but Tobirama, the Third Hokage, and the Fourth Hokage.

This is the real Konoha F4.

So really... terrifying. This is Konoha's living environment?

Who said Konoha was weak?

Aren't these Hokage the most precious assets of Konoha?

Doesn't it mean... whether the ninja world is peaceful or not, it's Konoha's call?

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