Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Urus and Kitsuchi were breathing heavily.

Pakura and Ao looked amused.

The jonin of Konoha looked curious.

They didn't know what the Hokage had written that made the two representatives of the shinobi village so excited.

"Huh!" Kakashi let out a long breath and murmured, "I'm really nosy."

"Kakashi?"

"Ah, why are you so nervous!? I'm the same, so nervous for nothing!" Kakashi whispered: "Don't forget, the Hokage in front of us... has he ever lost? Think about it, since he took office, have you ever seen him suffer a defeat? He even almost got rid of that old fox Danzo!"

Everyone thought about it and laughed immediately.

With him as Hokage, the ones who should really be worried were Urus and Kitsuchi.

Everyone looked at the two with pity.

"What's wrong, gentlemen?" Funan looked at Urus and Kitsuchi with a smile and said: "The words on this scroll are indeed a little bit vicious, but you don't intend to break your promise, right? So, it doesn't matter!"

Haha, is this just a little bit?

The two cursed in their minds at the same time.

No, this cannot be accepted!

If they did, it would be a total disgrace to Iwagakure and Kumogakure!

"Hokage-sama, these words are impossible for the Raikage and the Tsuchikage to agree with!" Urus was very straightforward and returned the scroll in his hand.

"Why?" Funan asked in confusion. "You are not going to break your promise, why don't you give me a reason?"

"Hokage-sama!" Urus said seriously: "The Raikage is the leader of Kumogakure. If he were to publicly admit something like this, what would happen to his reputation?"

"But..." Funan said in embarrassment: "If you don't admit it, how can I sell the tailed beast to you? You also know how important the tailed beast is. The jonin of Konoha are unwilling to let me sell it."

"Does Hokage-sama really want to do this?" Kitsuchi's words became heavy.

"What's the matter?" Funan's eyes narrowed, and he said coldly: "You still want to threaten me? Do you believe that if we really fight, I will put all four tailed beasts on the front line of Iwagakure? If you have the ability, you can capture them all!"

Kitsuchi swallowed, his words caught in his throat.

The meeting ended without reaching an agreement.

When Urus and Kitsuchi left, their expressions were extremely depressed.

This is completely different from what was discussed.

Their original plan was for the four shinobi villages to join forces, and at the same time, Sarutobi Hiruzen would disrupt the situation inside Konoha.

Once those five forces were united, what could the Uchiha do?

Who knew that Sarutobi Hiruzen was dealt with by Uchiha Funan in a few moves.

Waste!

It's no wonder that after decades as Hokage, he ended up being beaten like a dog.

Furthermore, Kiri and Suna had not supported them.

…

"What are you doing? Why didn't you say anything just now?"

Back at their accommodation, Urus glared angrily at Ao and Pakura.

Pakura said lightly: "Uchiha Funan said that if Sunagakure dares to stand on your side, all troops will be mobilized immediately to attack Sunagakure. In addition, all the business cooperation between Sunagakure and Konoha will be stopped."

"Just because of this?" Urus shouted. "Just because of this, you betrayed our alliance?"

Pakura sneered and said: "Let me clarify something for you. Konoha and Sunagakure are also allies, and Konoha has always been the dominant party in the alliance. The alliance between Konoha and Sunagakure has brought a lot of money to Sunagakure. What about you? What have you given to Suna?"

"Don't tell me about tailed beasts. My Sunagakure has only one tailed beast since ancient times, Shukaku, and it is still in my Sunagakure. Do you understand?"

"As for Konoha having several tailed beasts, what does that have to do with Suna?"

"Do you really think Suna is going to be your cannon fodder? You're not even worthy of trying!"

Urus's face twitched.

Pakura's attitude is very clear.

I have money to cooperate with Konoha, but what do I have to cooperate with you?

Only a madman would help in such circumstances.

Urus shouted coldly: "If Konoha continues to grow, will it be good for Sunagakure? You don't think that your cooperation can continue forever?"

Pakura said calmly: "So, I didn't stand on Konoha's side publicly."

Urus was furious. He then turned his gaze towards Ao.

"What about Kirigakure? Why didn't you say anything either?" Ao sighed and said helplessly: "Kirigakure has been in the era of the Blood Mist for a long time. Now we are in a process of recovery, we are not in a position to face such a powerful Konoha."

Well, this guy surrendered directly.

Urus was so angry that the veins on his head were about to burst.

Ao had his doubts too. All this seemed very strange to him.

However, all this was arranged by Terumi Mei.

Mei had made it very clear to Ao that Uchiha Funan was a harsh and unserious person. She had advised him that when facing him, he should say little and not act on his own. He had to let Kumogakure and Iwagakure take the lead and then follow their example.

If a fight broke out, deciding whether or not to help would be a separate issue. Kirigakure would not openly take sides.

And if the situation worsened, they would not hesitate to show weakness.

Openly showing weakness was not shameful. Unless someone had bad intentions, no one would blame them for doing so.

This really surprised Ao.

However, seeing Urus and Kitsuchi being humiliated by Funan, he couldn't help but feel relieved.

"You two..." Kitsuchi spoke in a muffled voice. "Is it really good to let Konoha develop like this?" He said seriously: "Konoha already has innate advantages, and now it has made such great progress. In the future, who can guarantee that Uchiha Funan will not have the intention to unify the shinobi world?"

"Even if Uchiha Funan doesn't, who can guarantee that the next generation of Hokage will not have this intention?"

"We have made inferences in Iwagakure that the next generation of Hokage, if nothing unexpected happens, is likely to be Uchiha Shisui."

"Originally, Uchiha Shisui was a very peaceful person, but now he has become very violent."

"It seems that the Uchiha bloodline in his body has completely awakened."

This is also the evaluation of Shisui by many people now.

They all think that the current Uchiha Shisui is the real Uchiha Shisui.

The previous one is like the Uchiha whose Sharingan has not awakened.

"Can you guarantee that after Uchiha Shisui becomes Hokage, there won't be a war?"

"Uchiha Shisui won't, but what about the Seventh Hokage?"

Everyone was silent.

Even Ao seemed to be thinking about something.

Pakura's expression was full of irritation.

Unlike others, her relationship with Funan was very close.

Pakura wanted to stand on Funan's side regardless of everything, but the education she received since childhood told her that she must put Sunagakure first.

'Why?' Pakura gritted his teeth silently.

What did Sunagakure give me?

Persecution?

Exploitation?

Or something else?

Can't I live for myself?

Have I paid less for Sunagakure?

I grew up in Sunagakure and received education from Sunagakure, but I also made great contributions to Sunagakure.

Pakura's expression was cold.

At this moment, she suddenly made a decision.

She wanted to live for herself once. At worst, she could ask Funan to show mercy to Sunagakure and preserve the inheritance of Sunagakure.

After making the decision, Pakura's expression became vivid.

Urus, who had been secretly watching, breathed a sigh of relief.

Very good!

This is real murderous intent!

For Pakura, he and Kitsuchi have always been a little worried.

According to the information they got, Pakura and Uchiha Funan were very close.

Who could say what kind of relationship they have?

Although everyone put the interests of the village first, it was always better to be cautious in such matters.

But now, seeing Pakura, both of them relaxed a little.

"What do you want to do?" Pakura asked coldly.

Kitsuchi and Urus looked at each other and made a decision. "Start a war!"

Pakura and Ao's expressions changed slightly.

"But the enemy has four tailed beasts."

"So what?" Kitsuchi said indifferently: "Four tailed beasts? We have four too."

Urus said in a deep voice: "If we can unite and attack Konoha from four directions, we will definitely be able to destroy Konoha in the shortest time."

Pakura said lightly: "Let's talk about reality."

Destroy Konoha?

Konoha's counterattack before death can beat your mother to death!

"Alright." Urus said honestly: "All we need to do is make enough of a threat that Konoha will pay a high price. We don't really want a war."

"We only want the tailed beasts... and a hundred million ryo."

"That's it."

Pakura fell into deep thought, as did Ao.

Urus's conditions were no different from theirs. In other words, Konoha would have to hand over four tailed beasts and four hundred million ryo. Although Konoha was powerful, that would leave it greatly weakened, but not to the point of causing an all-out war.

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