Naruto: Starting from Tsunade-san

Qing Zhi said confidently: "You know I always respond to requests."

"But what you touched is the third one..."

"What's the difference?"

"..."

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The next day.

In the bathroom, in front of the oval mirror, Qing Zhi looked at himself in the mirror with heavy dark circles under his eyes.

I couldn't help but think of a famous theory put forward by a person called Tou Le.

The current Qing Pheasant is stuck in this quagmire and cannot get out.

Qing Zhi looked at himself in the mirror, clenched his fists unwillingly, and borrowed someone's words, and swore: "I think I am a human being, but I am hurt by alcohol and sex, and I am so haggard. From today on, I will stop drinking."

As soon as he finished speaking, a lazy voice came from behind: "I said you didn't wash your face so early in the morning, what are you yelling about?"

Aoki turned his face to the side and saw Tsunade standing at the door. She was wearing a white tank top on her upper body. The white belt was slanted and a crescent moon was exposed on her shoulders.

Tsunade, who was cunning and cunning, asked impatiently: "Hey, I have a question."

"Uh... definitely next time."

Tsunade:?

one day ago.

Dark basement.

“You know why cooked duck sometimes flies?”

Everything was going smoothly, Uchiha Madara was in a good mood, and even had the leisure to show his good side as a teacher.

Black Jue:......

Without waiting for Black Zetsu to respond, Uchiha Madara revealed the answer: "That's because it's not cooked thoroughly."

Uchiha Madara can use trump cards, but he cannot live without them.

With a snap, he put his palms together, and there were two men on the ground painted with red circles not far away. A large number of spells poured out from the depths, and in less than a moment, they were wrapped up, shaping into two men with completely different appearances, standing where they were. The ground, the face with closed eyes was covered with cracks.

Ninja Technique: The Art of Reincarnation in the Dirty Land.

The two men were wearing red and blue armor respectively. The man in red armor was tall, with thick eyebrows and long black hair, with two forehead hairs that resembled cockroach tentacles exposed on his forehead.

Although this metaphor is somewhat inappropriate, in fact, his vitality is hundreds of times stronger than Xiaoqiang's.

The man wearing blue armor is a few centimeters shorter than the former. He has white hair and his eyebrows are somewhat similar to the former, but he looks much more majestic. Just wherever you stand, you can feel that there must be someone different in front of him. An angry and serious man.

The identity of the two people is none other than the first Hokage Senju Hashirama and the second Hokage Senju Tobirama.

After a while, the two of them slowly woke up, and their heads were still a little confused. But when they saw Uchiha Madara in front of them wearing that dress with a smile on his face, they were suddenly startled: "Madara——! "

"Huh huh huh...Long time no see."

Seeing the surprised looks from the two of them, Uchiha Madara smiled happily.

"Madara, what on earth is this..."

Tobirama opened the part and bent his knees slightly. As soon as he got into the fighting posture, he suddenly noticed the cracks on Uchiha Madara's face: "This is..."

Unlike Senju Tobirama who was facing a formidable enemy, Uchiha Madara was very calm: "Don't be nervous, because being nervous is of no use."

The light voice exuded absolute confidence.

The control over the reincarnation of the dirty land is in his hands. If Senju Tobirama has a little thought, he can control it immediately.

There is a connection between the person reincarnated by the dirty soil and the caster. Senju Tobirama, the developer, knows it clearly better than anyone else: "You reincarnated us from the dirty soil, how can you know this ninjutsu?"

Uchiha mocked: "I can't believe it..."

Senju Tobirama stared at Uchiha with his eyes fixed on him and asked: "Your body is also reincarnated from dirty soil. Who resurrected you?"

Uchiha Madara's tone was boastful: "No one, I resurrected myself."

Uchiha Madara responded calmly, far beyond Senju Tobirama's expectations.

"W-what..."

"The so-called forbidden arts are accompanied by certain risks."

"Could it be that you solved the filthy soil reincarnation by yourself?"

"As expected of you, you can think of it so quickly."

With this compliment, Uchiha Madara's crimson eyes swayed with a sinister chill in the depths of his drooped eyelids: "So..."

Blue chakra spurts out from the body, condenses the blue ribs, breeds flesh and blood, and forms a blue giant. The blue chakra shapes into a curved snake-shaped giant sword in the hand as he raises his hand.

Senju Tobirama raised his head, and the blue snake-shaped sword fell, facing his position.

With a bang, the shock wave formed raged in the circular space, rolling up a large amount of rubble.

Senju Hashirama said nothing and looked sideways.

The body reincarnated from the dirty soil cannot feel any pain and has the ability to be infinitely resurrected.

Senju Hashirama was not worried about this.

The smoke dissipated, and the scattered pieces of paper along with the rubble floated back like catkins, gathering together again the entire body that had been blasted into pieces.

Senju Tobirama, who had recovered to half his body, gritted his teeth and shouted: "Madara..."

As if he had seen through Tobirama's little thoughts just now, Uchiha's tone was full of mockery: "...You'd better not make any small moves..."

The person who masters the reincarnation of the dirty earth can unlock the reincarnation of the dirty earth. In the same way, the developer Senju Tobirama can naturally do the same.

"asshole."

"To be honest, I have wanted to do this to you for a long time. It was you who killed Quan Nai."

The Uchiha-like deep voice was filled with strong murderous intent, "But now you are just a walking corpse, no matter how much you express your anger, it will not help."

After hearing these words, Senju Hashirama murmured in his heart, as expected, Madara still can't let go until now.

"I told you not to develop this kind of ninjutsu, Tobirama."

His ninjutsu will become a tool for Uchiha Madara's resurrection, and Senju Tobirama feels very regretful: Big brother..."

Senju Hashirama said directly: "Madara, what exactly are you going to do?"

Uchiha Madara spread his arms and smiled: "Compared to me, shouldn't you be more curious about what the world is like now?"

Senju Tobirama frowned: "What kind of conspiracy are you playing?"

"To each other, when it comes to conspiracy and conspiracy, you are no worse than me."

Madara Uchiha seemed to have remembered something and said, "Oh, by the way, do you want to know how your disciples are doing?"

To Qianju Feijian's ears, this sentence was full of threats.

After appreciating Senju Tobirama's extremely angry expression, Uchiha Madara was still not satisfied and said something that made him even more angry: "All four of your disciples are dead."

"W-what did you say!"

"Not only your four disciples, but also the family behind him are all dead."

"spot--!"

Senju Tobirama's growling voice almost bit Madara's name into pieces.

Uchiha Madara tilted his head, showing a confused expression: "Why are you so angry at me? I didn't kill the person."

Qianshou Feijian was startled.