Naruto: I'm Vergil

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Just after Vergil left.

Dante: ermm, can I go, I'm not..

Dante who was about to finish having his say, saw their expressions tsunade blushing and kimiko with veins on her forehead.

Kimiko: try anything, Uncle, and you'd better be prepared for a beating.

Dante: yeah, yeah, alright, I'll keep my mouth shut, just don't beat me up, alright.

Dante: but only if you buy me a pizza I'm starving, you see I haven't eaten since yesterda...mhh..mhh.

Kimiko had enough of Dantes rattle and decided to cover up his mouth with her magic.

And she muttered "pizza, tch fine, I'll go buy some if it'll shut you up".

A couple of hours later.

Kimiko: here, your pizza.

Kimiko put five pizza boxes on the table and tsunade upon smelling it asked, "what is this, some sort of new food, it smells good".

Kimiko looked at her mother with slight reminiscents and she murmured "I won't let that happen, to you".

Tsunade tried one of the pizza's and her eyes shot open, upon eating a piece "delicious".

Dante upon watching them eating while tied up started salivating "hey! Why am I still tied up, let me have a piece".

Dante: is this how you treat your uncle, let me have just one, no two.

Kimiko: finally see me as your niece huh.

Dante: what? I.. I saw you as my niece the moment I saw you, yeah that's right.

Dante had a slight wry smile because what he was saying was a complete lie, he sees her as Vergil's daughter but, can't accept being an uncle at such an age.

Kimiko: is that so, umhh.

Dante: aghh! Stop it, don't eat another.

Tsunade looked at kimiko who was teasing Dante by eating the pizza, and she thought [I can't let her eat all of them].

Dante: aghhh! No stoooopp! Don't eat anymore.

After a couple of minutes.

Dante was seen looking completely lifeless, he had just watched his beloved pizza being devoured by the two of them, all five boxes.

Dante: You... You... You monsters.

He felt as if he was looking at the devil's in the making and thought [you monsters, how dare you, how dare you treat me like this].

Dante: my pizza, my.. damn pizza.

Dantes body started glowing in a red hue "how dare you".

Tsunade: oh will you shut up already, will ya, you sound like a child, aren't you a adult.

When tsunade turned towards Dante after saying that she froze because she saw him transform into sin.

Dante: MY DAMN PIZZA, I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET TREATING ME LIKE THAT.

Dante: ghhh!.

'Plop'

Dante who was about to go on a beat down got neck chopped by kimiko from behind.

Kimiko: sorry mother, but those two have severe anger issues, over small matters.

Tsunade:...

Tsunade was still stunned [what the hell was that, is he even human, wait don't tell me even that other brat is.. no what of my daughter is it the same for her too].

Tsunade turned to look at kimiko with a strange look "can you.. do that too" she asked in authoritive tone.

Kimiko looked at Dante who had collapsed then looked at tsunade "something like that".

Tsunade put her arms on her waist "something like that, huh" she became more insistent in her thoughts and decided to protect her little girl till she can handle and protect herself.

Tsunade: take him to another room he can't sleep on the floor.

Kimiko: huh?

She looked at the sleeping soundly Dante "fine, fine" she pulled up Dante with her power and took him elsewhere.

And tsunade slumped to a nearby chair, "today really was an eye opener" she looked towards the door, then begun to slouch.

She started tearing up, sniffled and murmured "nawaki, no I won't let kimiko be a ninja, 'sigh' I need a drink".

Tsunade: let's drink away the madness of today's matters.

Just as tsunade had looked around for a bottle of sake and sat down, kimiko walked in.

Tsunade: hmm? Your not having any.

Tsunade stared at kimiko while waving the sake at her.

Kimiko: hmph, I'll have it, whenever I want it.

Kimiko used her ability to grab the bottle and poured herself a cup, "see whenever I want".

Tsunade: that ability is really useful, ain't it.

Kimiko pulled out a speaker, and looked at her mother "I can't drink in silence, let me put some music on" (it runs in the family).

A couple of hours later.

Dante who was sleeping was having a nightmare and he was muttering in his sleep "noo..noo, not my pizza, nooo!".

He woke up from the dream, sweating profusely "hah, hah, damn my pizza's" he got up quickly and decided "I must run away, or I'll definitely be tortured here, if I stay any longer that is".

He opened the window and looked back with a smile "woohoo!" He jumped out of the window and started a full throttle sprint.

'Whoosh'

Tsunade: did you hear something just now.

Kimiko: it's probably the wine.

Back to Vergil.

He was lying on the bed unbothered by today's events he was just muttering "just you wait I'll use even more than what you did to me".

And to Dante.

He had just arrived at his house and felt like he had found a secure and quiet place, he looked around before entering his home.

Dante: thank God, I should stay at home more from now on.

Today has marked Dante from ever going out again, without preparing to be tortured when he leaves for a future mission that is.

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