Miss Kaguya Wants My Surrender

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"…What are you thinking!"

Shinomiya Kaguya couldn't help but shout. The girl's Sakura Island Country attributes took over again, "No matter how you think about it, it should be blood, not that kind of thing, right!"

"There are many kinds of human body fluids," Amamiya Natsuki said logically. "I think it's feasible."

In Fujiwara Chika's words, that kind of thing can be used for drinking in emergencies. Now, it's just being used to fill the bottle, so there's no problem at all.

Amamiya Natsuki put his right hand on his belt and said seriously:

"I've always been curious whether you can take off your clothes in the game. Now is a good time to verify it."

"Human, what's in your head!" Wooden Puppet Butler couldn't listen anymore and stepped forward angrily, "Don't mess with my bottle!"

Amamiya Natsuki looked down: "Then how about getting you dirty?"

"…What?"

Wooden Puppet Butler looked up in surprise.

The next moment.

Amamiya Natsuki simply reached out and grabbed Wooden Puppet Butler's body.

"Useless human," Wooden Puppet Butler didn't care at all. "In this ancient castle, I can… Wait, what's going on with my body?"

Wooden Puppet Butler was shocked to find that his body had completely lost its ability to move.

A smile appeared on Amamiya Natsuki's face: "Don, I've caught you."

Previously in the hall, Fujiwara Chika had already renamed Wooden Puppet Butler to Don. As long as the target isn't switched, the renaming effect will persist.

Therefore, Amamiya Natsuki is able to capture Wooden Puppet Butler with 100% certainty.

"Esteemed guest, even if you capture me, it's useless," Wooden Puppet Butler quickly calmed down. "I am just a puppet, without human senses. Pain is meaningless to me."

Amamiya Natsuki nodded, indicating understanding, and said:

"So, I don't plan to use torture to extract information from Puppet Billy."

"Wait," Wooden Puppet Butler's yellow wooden eyes turned in surprise. "How do you know my name?"

The prompt in front of Amamiya Natsuki was exceptionally clear.

[As a puppet, Butler-san hates people calling it Billy the most, because its name is Billy]

[Staying clean and tidy, paying attention to appearance is a puppet's basic quality. Mr. Billy cannot tolerate any stains dirtying his clothes]

[Germophobia is not a disease!]

After seeing the prompt, Amamiya Natsuki immediately understood that Puppet Billy was actually a germaphobe.

It's not strange to like cleanliness. Raccoons even wash their hands all day long. It's completely acceptable for a puppet to have germophobia.

"Mr. Billy always wears gloves. Is it because he doesn't want to get his hands dirty?" Amamiya Natsuki said.

"Human, what do you want to do?"

"It's simple." Amamiya Natsuki took out the signal pen that would definitely 'write the character just in one stroke', and casually touched the table. The standard character just immediately appeared on the table. "The characters written with this oily marker are difficult to erase. Mr. Billy, would you like to try it?"

"Human, this trick is useless to me," Puppet Billy's voice was low.

"Then I'm going to write."

Amamiya Natsuki tore off the white gloves on Puppet Billy's hands, and pale yellow wooden hands appeared in the air.

As the signal pen got closer and closer, Wooden Puppet Butler's eyes kept turning. Finally, it couldn't bear it anymore and admitted defeat, saying:

"Human, you win. Take that pen away from me!"

Amamiya Natsuki shrugged and put away the signal pen: "It's a pity Mr. Billy doesn't have hair, otherwise I would have liked to give you a middle part."

Holding Puppet Billy next to the cage, Amamiya Natsuki asked: "Where is the key to open the cage?"

"Actually, you don't need a key," Puppet Billy's voice was low. "You can open it at any time."

Amamiya Natsuki said: "Explain it more clearly."

"Sorry, I can only say so much. This is the rule," Puppet Billy said. "Please, two guests, observe the iron cage carefully."

"What do you mean?"

Shinomiya Kaguya's eyebrows furrowed slightly as she looked at the iron cage trapping her. The cold steel and the firmly locked exit made it impossible to see where it could be opened at any time.

Amamiya Natsuki was also carefully observing, when suddenly, the corner of his eye twitched slightly: "… I seem to have discovered how to open it."

"How to get out?"

Shinomiya Kaguya couldn't help but look up, her expression doubtful, still unable to find a way out.

"The method is indeed very simple, and you don't even need a key at all," Amamiya Natsuki said, while reaching out and grabbing the iron cage, lifting it upwards with force. The iron cage, which was upside down on the ground, was immediately lifted up.

"It's not very heavy." Amamiya Natsuki looked down at Miss Ice Princess, "You can come out now."

Shinomiya Kaguya: "…"

The iron cage actually only had five sides, like a box turned upside down on the ground. You could get out by pushing it upwards. It was super simple and didn't require a key at all.

Kaguya puffed up her cheeks in anger. How embarrassing, how embarrassing, how embarrassing, how embarrassing!

Why didn't she discover such a simple method!

Shinomiya Kaguya bit her lower lip and silently crawled out from under the iron cage.

"Try the key." Amamiya Natsuki handed the bunch of keys from just now to Kaguya.

To prevent the princess from escaping into slavery, in addition to the iron cage, Shinomiya Kaguya's hands were also locked together with iron chains, and there was a strange collar around her neck, all of which had to be opened.

Sakura Island Country Miss silently took the keys and tried them all from beginning to end, quickly saying:

"No, I can't open it."

Amamiya Natsuki looked at Puppet Billy, "Mr. Butler, how do you open the handcuffs?"

"Opening the handcuffs doesn't require a key," Puppet Billy's eyes turned. "In fact, the bunch of keys on the table is just to add 'fun'."

Deliberately putting the keys in such an obvious place, giving people hope, and then giving people despair. This was clearly a distorted sense of humor!

Amamiya Natsuki said: "Then, what is the method to unlock it?"

Puppet Billy gave a hint:

"When the peach trees are exhausted, one sees the source of the water, and then one obtains a mountain. The mountain has a small opening, as if there is light. Then one abandons the boat and enters from the opening. At first, it is extremely narrow, barely enough for a person to pass through. After walking several dozen steps, it suddenly opens up."

"Eh, the Peach Blossom Spring?"

Shinomiya Kaguya had read many books and had naturally read this article.

Amamiya Natsuki was expressionless: "Speak human language."

"It's very simple," Puppet Billy said, "When you humans are unable to successfully enter or exit due to narrowness and dryness, what do you usually do?"

Amamiya Natsuki silently took out the marker: "Do you know how dangerous it is to tell dirty jokes?"

"The benevolent see benevolence, and the impure see impurity. Human, you are clearly the impure one."

Shinomiya Kaguya's eyebrows furrowed slightly, completely unable to understand what the two were saying. The maiden's level of sterility was still lower than that of a elementary school student.

Amamiya Natsuki said: "Mr. Butler, I'll give you one more chance to organize your words."

Puppet Billy's tone was helpless: "Please, two guests, recall Newton's First Law."

"First Law… Law of Inertia, Law of Inertia." Shinomiya Kaguya suddenly understood, "Friction?"

"Reduce the friction between the handcuffs and the hands?"

Amamiya Natsuki looked at the young girl's snow-white, slender wrists, and likewise understood Puppet Billy's hint, his gaze quickly falling on the glass bottle on the table.

"So, the liquid in this bottle isn't water, but… hand sanitizer?"

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