SWNOVELXO Mei Man: Starting from the Dimension Demon
Chapter 126 "Please call me future Nobel Laureate Leon, thank you!"
Chapter 126 "Please call me future Nobel Laureate Leon, thank you!"
"Don't worry, I've made sufficient preparations, you don't have to worry about safety when you come out this time!"
With a confident expression on his face, Li Ang opened his windbreaker to the sides with a snap. Everyone took a look and saw 2 or 30 grenades hanging crookedly there. They didn't know how this guy passed the customs. Can you bring me here?
Snapped.
A grenade was placed on the table, and Li Ang casually knocked out a fish head that had stared at him for a long time. He stuffed the fish head into his mouth and chewed it, while explaining to other people's strange eyes.
"Hey, it tastes surprisingly good. Come to think of it, don't you guys think it's an ordinary grenade?
It took Wenxi a whole month to develop it in secret - dog blood grenade.
As the so-called dog blood exorcises demons, because dog blood is rich in yang and rich in iron, it is the most restrained ghost, which is why the hell three-headed dog is used to guard the gate in hell."
He spoke in a very orderly, logical and self-contained system, which made the listeners follow his rhythm unconsciously and silently nodded in agreement.
"Master Li Ang, it is really well-founded and convincing!"
Grenade plus dog blood, Coulson believed it, and decided to try it sometime.
Bullet, can it cooperate with dog blood?Touching the lady's pistol, Natasha was lost in thought.
The US team opened its mouth, never hearing such a novel theory, and for a moment, it seemed that the door to a new world had been opened.
Snapped.
With a mysterious face, he took out a box from his arms, and Li Ang put it in front of everyone.
"In this box, there are the results of my latest research and development!"
"!!"
With a dazed expression, Coulson immediately became concerned.
"Master Li Ang, what treasure is in here?"
"Hum~"
Without hesitation, Li Ang opened the box with a click.
Everyone took a closer look, and there was another box inside.
"."
Can't help but twitched his mouth, Coulson loosened his tie and continued to watch him operate.
Click.
Another box.
Good guy, where are you putting this doll?
The expression on his face was faintly broken, Coulson said eagerly.
"Master Li Ang, how many boxes do you still have here?"
"Don't worry, you can see it in four or five more."
Actually, there are four or five more?
Afterwards, they saw Li Ang's operation, the box fell to the ground with a slap, and finally slowly opened it in the last small box.
Everyone's expressions were tense, and their eyes didn't blink. It must be extraordinary to be given such a precious thing by the other party!
Then, they saw, a .egg?
Coulson: "."
Natasha: "."
Captain America: "."
[Mood value from Phil Coulson +1181]
[Mood value from Natasha Manromanov +1179]
[Mood value from Steve Rogers +1197]
"Hahahaha. I knew you would have such an expression!
But don't underestimate this egg. It is the product of my trip to Maoshan some time ago and discussing with the Taoist priests.
Didn't you see the expressions of those Taoists at that time, those guys cried and cried, wishing they could kneel down on the spot and see me off in person! "
Somehow though, they were recently found inside a mental hospital.
But it doesn't matter, I think there should be a lot of insights, so I retreat here specially.
"So... this egg, how is it different?"
Coulson looked left and right, no matter how he looked at it, it was just an ordinary egg.
"Colson, do you know what kind of egg this is?"
"Eggs."
Staring, Coulson looked strange, didn't you say eggs yourself?Is not it?
"Of course it's an egg. Let me ask you what kind of egg it is?" Li Ang continued to ask with a mysterious smile on his face.
"Old hen."
"No, no, no, you don't know much now, do you?
This is the egg laid by a rooster, and it is the most majestic big rooster! "
Shaking his fingers, Li Ang proudly said the answer.
"Huh? Roosters lay eggs?
Master Li Ang, don't you fool me? "
Coulson didn't believe it. He had seen the hen laying eggs, but the rooster didn't have this function. It's unscientific!
Natasha's eyes flashed, and she asked tentatively.
"Could it be the water from the Zimu River?"
"how is this possible?"
With his head shaking like a wave drum, Li Ang flatly vetoed it.
"That kind of top-notch stuff, worth more than [-] million yuan per bite, is used to lay eggs for roosters? It's too extravagant."
"That's it"
Natasha was a little confused.
"I recently became interested in massage, so I found a chicken and tried it out.
Humans, the first time is unavoidable, my strength is a little bit stronger, and then... this chicken will lay eggs. "
Pointing at this egg, Li Ang talked eloquently, imparting his cutting-edge theory to everyone.
"For this reason, I have also researched a set of specific theories. Chicken laying eggs has nothing to do with gender. As long as we master the unique massage technique and give the chicken a happy feeling, we will definitely be able to do well."
But this theory was too advanced, and Coulson instinctively refused to believe it.
"Uh, Master Li Ang, did you read it wrong? It's not a rooster, but a hen!"
Obviously came to Ju to go downstairs for dinner, first met Loki, then met Li Ang, and finally discussed the issue of roosters and hens here?
Patting himself on the forehead, Coulson felt that things were a bit messy today, so he had to take it easy.
"How is it possible? I found someone to make a special appraisal.
The bureau even invited a large number of Taoist priests, monks, and experts to let me conduct experiments for them on the spot. "
"The result is."
Obviously he didn't talk about cross talk, but Coulson perfectly played the role of a supporter.
"The results of the experiment are perfect. I can say with certainty that we have opened up history and taken a big step forward in the field of science!"
Raising his hand and clenching his fist, the face of the future Nobel laureate Leon was shining with righteousness.
Speaking of which, Li Ang can still vividly remember the scene at that time.
Those old professors rushed over like crazy, shouting unscientific, their eyeballs almost popping out.
Even Taoist priests and monks who meditate every day are paralyzed on the ground, doubting life.
Li Ang spread his hands to express his understanding, after all, is it science?Always be groundbreaking and disruptive.
"Master Li Ang."
"Please call me future Nobel Laureate Leon, thank you!"
"Uh, the future Nobel laureate, Leon." Coulson said his name awkwardly, his face was speechless.
"Very good, this egg is for you."
Patting Coulson on the shoulder, Li Ang acted grandly.
"Put eggs on your body, not only can satisfy your hunger when you are hungry, but also have the effect of warding off evil spirits and calming the mind.
If you encounter an evil spirit unfortunately, don't panic, throw this egg in time, I guarantee you can live for two more seconds. "
(End of this chapter)
"Don't worry, I've made sufficient preparations, you don't have to worry about safety when you come out this time!"
With a confident expression on his face, Li Ang opened his windbreaker to the sides with a snap. Everyone took a look and saw 2 or 30 grenades hanging crookedly there. They didn't know how this guy passed the customs. Can you bring me here?
Snapped.
A grenade was placed on the table, and Li Ang casually knocked out a fish head that had stared at him for a long time. He stuffed the fish head into his mouth and chewed it, while explaining to other people's strange eyes.
"Hey, it tastes surprisingly good. Come to think of it, don't you guys think it's an ordinary grenade?
It took Wenxi a whole month to develop it in secret - dog blood grenade.
As the so-called dog blood exorcises demons, because dog blood is rich in yang and rich in iron, it is the most restrained ghost, which is why the hell three-headed dog is used to guard the gate in hell."
He spoke in a very orderly, logical and self-contained system, which made the listeners follow his rhythm unconsciously and silently nodded in agreement.
"Master Li Ang, it is really well-founded and convincing!"
Grenade plus dog blood, Coulson believed it, and decided to try it sometime.
Bullet, can it cooperate with dog blood?Touching the lady's pistol, Natasha was lost in thought.
The US team opened its mouth, never hearing such a novel theory, and for a moment, it seemed that the door to a new world had been opened.
Snapped.
With a mysterious face, he took out a box from his arms, and Li Ang put it in front of everyone.
"In this box, there are the results of my latest research and development!"
"!!"
With a dazed expression, Coulson immediately became concerned.
"Master Li Ang, what treasure is in here?"
"Hum~"
Without hesitation, Li Ang opened the box with a click.
Everyone took a closer look, and there was another box inside.
"."
Can't help but twitched his mouth, Coulson loosened his tie and continued to watch him operate.
Click.
Another box.
Good guy, where are you putting this doll?
The expression on his face was faintly broken, Coulson said eagerly.
"Master Li Ang, how many boxes do you still have here?"
"Don't worry, you can see it in four or five more."
Actually, there are four or five more?
Afterwards, they saw Li Ang's operation, the box fell to the ground with a slap, and finally slowly opened it in the last small box.
Everyone's expressions were tense, and their eyes didn't blink. It must be extraordinary to be given such a precious thing by the other party!
Then, they saw, a .egg?
Coulson: "."
Natasha: "."
Captain America: "."
[Mood value from Phil Coulson +1181]
[Mood value from Natasha Manromanov +1179]
[Mood value from Steve Rogers +1197]
"Hahahaha. I knew you would have such an expression!
But don't underestimate this egg. It is the product of my trip to Maoshan some time ago and discussing with the Taoist priests.
Didn't you see the expressions of those Taoists at that time, those guys cried and cried, wishing they could kneel down on the spot and see me off in person! "
Somehow though, they were recently found inside a mental hospital.
But it doesn't matter, I think there should be a lot of insights, so I retreat here specially.
"So... this egg, how is it different?"
Coulson looked left and right, no matter how he looked at it, it was just an ordinary egg.
"Colson, do you know what kind of egg this is?"
"Eggs."
Staring, Coulson looked strange, didn't you say eggs yourself?Is not it?
"Of course it's an egg. Let me ask you what kind of egg it is?" Li Ang continued to ask with a mysterious smile on his face.
"Old hen."
"No, no, no, you don't know much now, do you?
This is the egg laid by a rooster, and it is the most majestic big rooster! "
Shaking his fingers, Li Ang proudly said the answer.
"Huh? Roosters lay eggs?
Master Li Ang, don't you fool me? "
Coulson didn't believe it. He had seen the hen laying eggs, but the rooster didn't have this function. It's unscientific!
Natasha's eyes flashed, and she asked tentatively.
"Could it be the water from the Zimu River?"
"how is this possible?"
With his head shaking like a wave drum, Li Ang flatly vetoed it.
"That kind of top-notch stuff, worth more than [-] million yuan per bite, is used to lay eggs for roosters? It's too extravagant."
"That's it"
Natasha was a little confused.
"I recently became interested in massage, so I found a chicken and tried it out.
Humans, the first time is unavoidable, my strength is a little bit stronger, and then... this chicken will lay eggs. "
Pointing at this egg, Li Ang talked eloquently, imparting his cutting-edge theory to everyone.
"For this reason, I have also researched a set of specific theories. Chicken laying eggs has nothing to do with gender. As long as we master the unique massage technique and give the chicken a happy feeling, we will definitely be able to do well."
But this theory was too advanced, and Coulson instinctively refused to believe it.
"Uh, Master Li Ang, did you read it wrong? It's not a rooster, but a hen!"
Obviously came to Ju to go downstairs for dinner, first met Loki, then met Li Ang, and finally discussed the issue of roosters and hens here?
Patting himself on the forehead, Coulson felt that things were a bit messy today, so he had to take it easy.
"How is it possible? I found someone to make a special appraisal.
The bureau even invited a large number of Taoist priests, monks, and experts to let me conduct experiments for them on the spot. "
"The result is."
Obviously he didn't talk about cross talk, but Coulson perfectly played the role of a supporter.
"The results of the experiment are perfect. I can say with certainty that we have opened up history and taken a big step forward in the field of science!"
Raising his hand and clenching his fist, the face of the future Nobel laureate Leon was shining with righteousness.
Speaking of which, Li Ang can still vividly remember the scene at that time.
Those old professors rushed over like crazy, shouting unscientific, their eyeballs almost popping out.
Even Taoist priests and monks who meditate every day are paralyzed on the ground, doubting life.
Li Ang spread his hands to express his understanding, after all, is it science?Always be groundbreaking and disruptive.
"Master Li Ang."
"Please call me future Nobel Laureate Leon, thank you!"
"Uh, the future Nobel laureate, Leon." Coulson said his name awkwardly, his face was speechless.
"Very good, this egg is for you."
Patting Coulson on the shoulder, Li Ang acted grandly.
"Put eggs on your body, not only can satisfy your hunger when you are hungry, but also have the effect of warding off evil spirits and calming the mind.
If you encounter an evil spirit unfortunately, don't panic, throw this egg in time, I guarantee you can live for two more seconds. "
(End of this chapter)
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