Chapter 178: Chapter 177: Principal Yuan and his Quest of 99 coins - I
Principal Yuan had never been a man to believe in miracles. He trusted in hard work, discipline, and the occasional scolding when his students strayed from the righteous path of education.
But that particular morning, when he opened his front door and found a small leather pouch on the step, his belief system wavered. Inside the pouch, gleaming with an otherworldly glow, were golden coins.
"Blessed by the heavens!" Yuan whispered, his eyes wide as saucers. "At long last, the gods recognize my service to this world."
With trembling hands, he rushed inside, sat at his desk, and emptied the contents onto the surface. He counted once. Ninety-nine coins. That couldn't be right. He counted again, slower this time. Ninety-nine.
"Where is the hundredth?" he muttered, now on the verge of losing his newfound serenity. He knew, he just knew, that a proper pouch of blessings should hold a perfect, round number. "This is an insult! Ninety-nine coins? Is this some kind of cosmic joke?"
Principal Yuan sat at his desk, the coins neatly stacked in rows in front of him. He meticulously counted them again.
"Ninety-seven, ninety-eight... ninety-nine!" He slammed his fist on the table. "Impossible! There must be a hundred!"
Just then, the academy janitor, Mr. Wong, shuffled by the office door, mop in hand. "Everything alright, Principal Yuan?"
Yuan looked up, his face flushed with frustration. "Wong! I'm sure there were 100 coins in this pouch. But every time I count, it's just 99!"
Wong raised an eyebrow. "Maybe one rolled under the couch?"
Yuan leaped to his feet as if struck by divine revelation. "Of course! Under the couch!" He crouched down, lifted the heavy wooden couch with surprising strength, and peered underneath. There was no coin. However, there was an astonishing collection of dust bunnies.
"Ah," Yuan said, brushing himself off. "No coins, but I've discovered a new species of dust bunny!"
Wong chuckled. "At least you'll have company, sir."
Frustrated and unconvinced by the dust bunny discovery, Yuan moved on to a new theory: surely, he had misplaced the coin somewhere in his office. Perhaps in the drawer where he often carelessly tossed his things when stressed. The pouch had been in his hand all day yesterday, after all. He was certain of it.
Yuan yanked open the drawer, digging through papers, stamps, and old pens. "I'm positive I put the coins here! But where could one have gone?"
His assistant, a sharp young woman named Mei, walked in carrying a stack of lesson plans. "Sir, are you still looking for that coin? Maybe one fell out when you threw your paperwork in frustration yesterday."
Yuan paused, suddenly recalling his outburst from the day before. "Ah yes. The rage paperwork." He sighed, staring at the drawer filled with crumpled papers. "Now I have to sort through my emotional debris just to find a blasted coin."
After an exhaustive search of his office yielded nothing but a few old candy wrappers and more dust bunnies, Yuan ventured outside. Maybe, just maybe, one of the coins had fallen into his garden. The coins were shiny, after all. It could have rolled away and become part of the soil.
Determined, Yuan grabbed a spade and began digging up his neatly trimmed flower beds. His neighbor, the academy gardener, passed by and stopped to watch in confusion.
"Principal Yuan, are you looking for gold coins or gardening tips?"
Yuan, now covered in dirt, muttered, "If the garden had a treasure map, it'd be of no use if the treasure's missing."
The gardener chuckled, patting Yuan on the back. "Be careful, sir. You might just dig your way to another problem."
With his garden now resembling a battlefield, Yuan returned to the academy, muttering to himself. His students noticed their usually composed principal behaving in an uncharacteristically manic manner. A group of curious students gathered around him.
"Did anyone see a coin?" Yuan asked, his eyes narrowing. "I suspect a conspiracy!"
One student raised their hand. "I saw someone with a snack earlier. Maybe they're hiding it?"
Another student chimed in. "Or maybe the coins are practicing social distancing!"
The students burst into laughter, but Yuan was not amused. "Coins do not practice social distancing! They belong together! All one hundred of them!"
Desperate for answers, Yuan turned to the academy's vast library. He pulled out an ancient tome, its pages dusty and yellowed with age. "There must be a mystical explanation for this! Perhaps the gods left me 100 coins, and one has returned to the heavens."
The academy historian happened to wander by. "Principal Yuan, that book is about dragon lore. The coins might not be enchanted, just missing."
Yuan deflated slightly. "So, the dragon's not involved? How disappointing. I was hoping for a more... exciting explanation."
The historian patted him on the shoulder. "Don't worry, sir. If a dragon took it, I'm sure we'd know by now. Dragons aren't subtle creatures."
Still convinced that the missing coin was somewhere nearby, Yuan made his way to the academy's lost-and-found box, rifling through it with the fervor of a man on a mission. "I'm sure someone must have accidentally donated a coin!"
The lost-and-found clerk peered at him over her glasses. "Sir, this is a box of forgotten lunchboxes and lost shoes."
Yuan examined a pair of sneakers suspiciously. "And none of these shoes are enchanted with hidden compartments?"
The clerk snorted. "If they are, we're charging extra."
Now truly at his wits' end, Yuan took a different approach. He grabbed a magnifying glass and began inspecting each coin carefully, turning them over as if they might reveal some hidden secret.
Each coin was a relic, bearing intricate designs that he hoped might conceal some clue to the thief's identity or location. Yuan turned them over, scrutinizing every edge, every engraving, convinced that something—anything—might stand out.
His office, usually a picture of serene orderliness, now looked like a chaotic detective's den. Papers were scattered, and the normally neat desk was cluttered with coins, a lantern, and the magnifying glass.
The gentle hum of the lamp illuminated Yuan's furrowed brow as he leaned closer, adjusting the lens to examine a particularly worn coin.
"Maybe there's a clue on one of these coins," he muttered. "A tiny note from the coin thief, or at least a hint of their whereabouts…"
he door creaked open, and the academy nurse walked in, her expression a mix of curiosity and concern. She had seen the principal pacing anxiously over the past few days but had not expected this peculiar scene. "Principal Yuan, why do you need a magnifying glass for coins?" she asked, her voice tinged with amusement.
Yuan looked up from his task, his eyes weary but determined. "I'm looking for any tiny inscriptions!" he said, holding up a coin as if it were a precious artifact. "Maybe one of the coins is marked by the heavens, or has some hidden riddle on it!"
The nurse's lips curled into a bemused smile. She stepped closer and surveyed the scene. "You've been spending too much time with those students, sir. This doesn't seem like the sort of thing that would have hidden messages."
Yuan sighed, setting the coin down and rubbing his temples. "I suppose you're right. It's just… these coins are so old and significant. The thief must have had a reason for choosing them, and I thought perhaps there was more to this than mere theft."
The nurse, ever perceptive, placed a gentle hand on Yuan's shoulder. "You've been working tirelessly. Maybe it's time to step back for a moment and consider a different approach. Sometimes a fresh perspective can reveal what you might be missing."
Yuan nodded, his shoulders slumping in acknowledgment. "Perhaps you're right. I've been so focused on finding something hidden in the coins that I've overlooked the broader picture."
The nurse glanced around the cluttered office, her eyes landing on a nearby bookshelf filled with old tomes and scrolls. "Why not take a break and review the records of previous thefts or anomalies? There might be a pattern or some overlooked detail in the academy's history that could provide a clue."
Yuan straightened, a flicker of hope igniting in his eyes. "That's an excellent idea. I'll look into the records and see if there's a connection I've missed."
As the nurse left, Yuan began to clear the desk, setting the magnifying glass aside. With renewed determination, he turned his attention to the ancient records, hoping that the answer to the mystery lay not in the coins themselves, but in the history of those who had sought to take them.
Days passed, and despite his relentless search, Yuan was still unable to find the missing coin. His once-pristine garden was in ruins, his office looked like a whirlwind had passed through, and the lost-and-found clerk had barred him from returning to rummage through forgotten lunchboxes.
The students still whispered about the great "Coin Conspiracy," and Yuan had exhausted every avenue of thought. Yet, the number of coins remained infuriatingly stuck at 99.
As he sat at his desk one evening, staring at the 99 coins laid out in front of him, Yuan sighed. "Perhaps… this is a lesson from the heavens," he said quietly. "A lesson in patience. Or maybe the gods just enjoy playing tricks."
He picked up one coin and examined it closely, then set it back down with a weary smile. "Well, I suppose 99 coins are still a blessing… even if they are one short."
And as the evening sun dipped below the horizon, Principal Yuan sat in silence, still contemplating the mystery of the missing coin—and wondering if perhaps tomorrow, by some stroke of fate, the hundredth coin would finally reveal itself.
It never did. But Yuan continued to check. Every. Single. Day.