Chapter 176: Chapter 175: Defeat of Steel Guardian and Garret's Paperwork
The Steel Guardian stood tall, its metallic frame gleaming with molten cracks running through its body like lava veins. A low rumble echoed from within, followed by a sudden burst of flame erupting from its molten sections.
The fire shot out in all directions, forming a pulsating, fiery barrier that encircled the guardian in an inferno. The cultivators around it, including Ruchir, felt the immense heat, the scorching air making it difficult to stay focused.
"Looks like this hunk of metal is turning up the heat," Ruchir muttered under his breath, wiping sweat off his brow. His companions, Huojin and Mei, stood by, assessing the situation.
Huojin grinned, flames dancing in his eyes. "Perfect! The True Sun Sect disciples thrive in heat. Fire-resistant barriers, anyone?"
The disciples of the True Sun Sect, specializing in controlling flames, quickly formed protective barriers. Their hands moved in swift motions, casting shimmering shields that deflected the fiery bursts. Mei, who was more focused on strategy than brute force, glanced at Ruchir.
"You need to time the bursts, Ruchir. Predict them. Every pulse is rhythmic, but the gap between them shortens," Mei said, her voice calm and analytical.
Ruchir nodded, observing the fiery barrier. The fire pulsed like a heartbeat, growing faster with every cycle. He quickly synchronized his movements, darting forward in the split-second gaps between bursts.
The air was thick with heat, and even with the fire-resistant barriers, his skin tingled uncomfortably. Just as he got closer, the Steel Guardian's molten arms shifted.
With a deafening roar, the Guardian's bladed arms started spinning wildly, creating a storm of deadly steel.
Each blade glinted in the light, rotating with such speed that they were nearly invisible, forming a violent tornado of metal. Ruchir skidded to a halt, feeling the strong winds generated by the blades push him back.
"Bladed Frenzy! Great. As if the fire wasn't enough!" Ruchir grumbled, barely managing to stay upright.
Huojin, now fully in battle mode, charged in. "Stay low! I'll create a barrier to hold off the wind!" he yelled, his body shimmering with heat as he projected a blazing shield of fire-resistant energy to block the winds.
Mei, not missing a beat, planted her feet firmly, summoning a cooling mist around her that countered the heat while giving her stability against the gusts.
Ruchir eyed the rotating blades carefully. "If I can stop or slow down those arms…" He activated his ink calligraphy technique, pulling out his brush and tracing symbols in the air.
However, before his technique could manifest, the Steel Guardian unleashed another deadly defense.
The runes etched onto its armor began to glow with a sinister light, releasing bursts of elemental energy in every direction. Earth, wind, fire, and water exploded outwards, forming hazardous zones that expanded rapidly around the guardian.
"Elemental bursts now?!" Ruchir exclaimed. He had to think fast. His mind raced as he observed the shifting patterns of the elements. "The bursts are random, but the runes... they have a pattern!"
With Mei's help, Ruchir quickly memorized the intervals of the bursts, weaving in and out of the hazardous zones.
Huojin wasn't as fortunate; a gust of wind knocked him off balance, sending him tumbling backward. Ruchir gave him a sidelong glance, smirking. "Graceful as always, Huojin!"
Huojin shot him a look while dusting off his robes. "I'm doing my best here!"
Despite the chaos, Ruchir pressed on, dodging bursts and avoiding the spinning blades. Just as he thought he was making progress, the Steel Guardian's final layer of defense kicked in: a reflective energy shield.
The shield gleamed, deflecting incoming attacks and sending them back with amplified force. Anything that got too close was instantly destroyed.
"Fantastic," Ruchir muttered sarcastically, watching as one of his ink symbols rebounded off the shield and exploded next to him. "This thing just doesn't want to go down."
Mei, ever the strategist, called out, "The shield's reflective properties change based on the Guardian's movements. It becomes less reflective at intervals, but we need to figure out when."
Huojin and Mei tested the waters, throwing small, controlled bursts of energy toward the shield, observing its reactions.
They began to time their attacks carefully, waiting for the less reflective phase.
Meanwhile, Ruchir had to keep moving, dodging the elemental bursts and the spinning blades while figuring out how to break through the Guardian's impenetrable defenses.
As if the situation couldn't get worse, smaller steel golem minions began to emerge from the Guardian's body.
These minions, each about half the size of the Steel Guardian, charged at the cultivators with relentless fury, mimicking some of the Guardian's abilities.
Some wielded spinning blades, while others released bursts of fire or summoned elemental zones.
"Minions too?" Ruchir groaned. "This fight just keeps getting better and better."
Huojin, ever the hothead, charged at the minions with fiery fists. "I'll take care of these! You focus on getting close to that thing!"
Ruchir nodded but felt a pang of doubt. Every time he tried to inscribe the sealing symbol, the Guardian's defenses became more unpredictable.
Then, the Guardian activated an ink absorption field, directly disrupting Ruchir's calligraphy techniques.
"The ink field!" Ruchir yelled, feeling the pull of energy draining his ink symbols. "I can't inscribe the seal like this!"
Mei raised an eyebrow. "Did you bring any quick-drying ink?"
Ruchir sighed, rummaging through his pack. "I didn't exactly plan for an ink-eating monster, Mei!"
The humor lightened the tension, even as the situation grew more dire. Ruchir, thinking on his feet, reinforced his ink with elemental energy, creating a hybrid technique that wasn't as easily absorbed.
With this, he managed to stabilize his calligraphy enough to make progress toward the Guardian.
As the minions were dealt with, Ruchir finally saw an opening. Timing the reflective shield's intervals and using Mei's guidance, he darted forward, dodging the elemental bursts, avoiding the whirling blades, and making his way through the ink absorption field.
With a final surge of effort, Ruchir raised his ink brush, inscribing the sealing symbol with precision and speed.
Just as he finished, the Guardian let out a mechanical roar, its body shuddering violently. The ground trembled beneath Ruchir's feet as the massive golem began to collapse, its defenses faltering.
The reflective shield blinked out, and the bladed arms slowed to a halt. The minions disintegrated, and the fiery barrier vanished.
The Steel Guardian fell to its knees, steam hissing from its joints. Ruchir, Huojin, and Mei stood victorious, though they were all thoroughly exhausted.
Ruchir wiped the sweat from his brow and let out a long sigh. "That... was too close."
Huojin collapsed on the ground, panting heavily. "We won! But man, that was way more trouble than I thought."
Mei, ever the calm one, smirked. "Looks like your brute force finally paid off, Huojin."
He laughed, still trying to catch his breath. "Yeah, yeah. You can thank me later."
Ruchir grinned, looking back at the fallen Guardian. "So, who's carrying that thing back to the sect? I'm not doing it."
All of them burst into laughter, the tension of the battle finally breaking as they relished their hard-fought victory.
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Meanwhile in capital , Garret slouched in his chair, staring blankly at the tower of paperwork that loomed on his desk like a dark omen. Parchments, scrolls, and forms littered every available surface, some haphazardly crumpled, others half-filled with ink that had long since dried.
The once bustling energy from his demon-hunting escapades in the capital had all but evaporated, leaving behind a tired, frustrated man buried under an avalanche of bureaucratic nonsense.
"Demon Subjugation Report…" Garret muttered under his breath, holding up a form as if it might bite him. He rubbed his eyes, trying to make sense of the endless lines of text.
In the corner of the room, his colleague, an overly enthusiastic officer named Roderick, was meticulously filling out his own paperwork.
He was one of those types who took genuine pleasure in the meticulous process, his quill scratching happily across the page as if the mere act of writing soothed his soul.
Garret, on the other hand, felt like his soul was being actively drained by each word he scribbled.
"How many reports do we need for capturing one demon?" Garret asked, not bothering to hide the irritation in his voice. "This paperwork could subdue a legion, let alone one demon."
Roderick didn't look up from his parchment. "Each report needs to include the demon's last known hobbies and favorite snack. It helps with their psychological profile."
Garret blinked. "Favorite snack?"
"Yeah, you know, like what they munch on when they're off-duty. The researchers love those kinds of details."
With a deadpan expression, Garret dipped his quill into the ink. "So, if I write 'enjoys tormenting mortals,' is that enough detail?"
Roderick chuckled. "Sure, but don't forget to mention if it prefers scaring old ladies or small children. That'll give the research team something to chew on."
Garret groaned, his head slumping against the stack of papers. He pushed the demon report aside, knowing full well it would take at least another hour to finish it, and picked up the next pile of documents: Capital Patrol Logs.
"This," Garret said with mock enthusiasm, "is what I signed up for. Walking the streets to protect the innocent, writing down how many times I've patrolled the same alley like it's some kind of exciting adventure."
The patrol logs were thicker than the capital's walls, filled with tedious details about street patrols, interactions with merchants, and how many times Garret had warned people about pickpockets in the marketplace.
As he flipped through the stack, he couldn't help but grumble. "How many times did I patrol the same alley this week?"
His supervisor, a no-nonsense officer with a perpetual frown, overheard him and walked over. "We need accurate records, Garret. If there's ever a repeat offense, we need to track patterns. Plus, those alleyways could be hiding new criminal activity."
"Sure," Garret muttered under his breath. "But I'm starting to think the only thing I'm patrolling is this paperwork." He scrawled down the details of his last patrol, noting the exact number of steps he took in the west alley near the fruit vendors.
Next up was the most dreaded stack of them all: Criminal Capture Details. The title alone made Garret's eyes roll back into his head. These forms were required after every arrest or detainment and asked for absurdly specific details about each criminal.
One section caught his attention: "Criminal's Last Known Mood."
"Seriously?" Garret muttered to himself. "Do they expect me to take note of every mood swing during a chase?"
Roderick, ever the helpful colleague, chimed in. "Oh, that's important. It helps us profile their emotional state. You know, figure out what sets them off, what makes them run faster."
Garret raised an eyebrow. "Next time I'll note if they were 'slightly annoyed' or 'really ticked off' when I caught them. I'm sure that'll be crucial in preventing future crimes."
With exaggerated care, Garret wrote: "Criminal appeared mildly exasperated before I tackled him."
As he moved on to the next form, his frustration grew. Demon Subjugation Metrics appeared at the top of a particularly confusing graph.
The paper had lines, numbers, and charts that made absolutely no sense to him. He stared at it like it was written in an ancient, forgotten language.
"We have metrics for how efficiently we subjugate demons?" he muttered, incredulous.
His supervisor passed by again, looking over his shoulder. "We need to ensure you're meeting your quota. Demon compliance is important for keeping the peace in the capital."
Garret leaned back in his chair, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Let me get this straight. You want me to hit a 10% increase in demon compliance this quarter? What's next, a performance review from Beelzebub?"
"Just fill out the metrics, Garret," his supervisor replied flatly. "We need to show the department we're making progress."
Garret stared at the paper, feeling utterly defeated. He half-expected the numbers to start laughing at him. With a dramatic sigh, he began filling in random percentages, hoping no one would notice the blatant guesswork.
"I'll do my best," he mumbled. "If I can just find a way to make paperwork less of a demon in itself."