SWNOVELXO Chapter 406: Is Your Back Broken?
Chapter 406: Is Your Back Broken?
Lin Fengmian and Liu Mei went to the village to buy fishing equipment, and then settled down by the pond to fish, looking like an immortal couple. However, whether it was because they were too busy flaunting their affection or something else, not a single fish bit for hours.
Frustrated, Liu Mei suddenly leaped into the water to catch fish by hand, determined to hook one herself. Lin Fengmian watched her unorthodox method and couldn’t help but facepalm. He almost wanted to ask on behalf of the fish, “Are you serious?”
But soon, the mermaid-like Liu Mei emerged from the water, giggling as she reached out and pulled him in. “Come on, join me!” she said.
Lin Fengmian was instantly drenched, while Liu Mei laughed uncontrollably. The water was rippling and the scenery was quite picturesque. “I’ll deal with you later, you little minx!” Lin Fengmian said helplessly.
“Sure, tonight I’m all yours!” Liu Mei replied, wrapping her arms around his neck and planting a tender, lingering kiss on his lips.
The two of them hugged and kissed passionately for a while. Chen Qingyan, who was watching from a distance, couldn’t help but wonder if they would have gone all the way to the wild if she hadn’t been there.
As night fell, Liu Mei openly hugged Lin Fengmian and asked Chen Qingyan with a playful smile, “Junior sister, why don’t you join us?”
“Absolutely not!” Chen Qingyan replied, closing her door quickly.
As soon as Chen Qingyan left, Liu Mei, dressed in revealing clothing, eagerly dragged Lin Fengmian into her room and threw herself into his arms. She wrapped her arms around his neck, her eyes sparkling as she cooed, “My little darling, how do you want to play tonight?”
Lin Fengmian couldn’t help but feel eager, his hands instinctively wandering to where they shouldn’t be, grasping her warm, soft body. He decided that he would tire her out first and then make his escape when she was exhausted. It seemed like tonight would be a long battle, testing both his skills and stamina.
But remembering that Chen Qingyan was next door, he whispered, “Senior Sister, maybe we should set up a soundproof barrier?”
Liu Mei pouted and pretended to be upset. “I don’t know how to do that! If you’re not up for it, I’ll just go find someone else. There are plenty of people in the village waiting for me.”
This immediately provoked Lin Fengmian. “You wouldn’t dare!” he growled.
He picked up Liu Mei and tossed her onto the bed. The two of them, like dry wood meeting a fierce flame, immediately tangled together. Lin Fengmian had a love-hate relationship with this mischievous woman who was always threatening to go out and find someone else. He decided to teach her a lesson, using a bit of “stick discipline” that soon had Liu Mei gasping and moaning.
Lin Fengmian quickly covered her mouth. “Senior Sister Chen is next door. Keep it down, will you?”
Liu Mei, leaning against the wall, arched her back and let out a seductive hum. “No, I want to moan. It doesn’t feel good if I don’t. Come on, stop hesitating!”
At this point, Lin Fengmian was in too deep to back out. He figured that if Chen Qingyan was forced to set up a soundproof barrier, he could easily escape after dealing with Liu Mei. With that in mind, he went all out, his relentless assault soon reducing Liu Mei to a whimpering, moaning mess.
Liu Mei’s cries were loud and melodious, as if she was deliberately trying to let Chen Qingyan hear them. Her words were so shameless that even Lin Fengmian felt a little embarrassed. But with the arrow already on the bowstring, he had no choice but to press on. The path ahead was long and arduous, and he had to navigate through mountains and rivers, exploring every hidden corner.
While Lin Fengmian was lost in ecstasy, Chen Qingyan was suffering next door. She had been meditating, but the sounds of passion from the other room made her cheeks flush red. She opened her eyes and said, “Can’t you two keep it down?”
“Oh, Junior Sister Qingyan, are you eavesdropping? That’s not very proper. We’re just dual-cultivating to recover,” Liu Mei’s breathy, flirtatious voice floated over, leaving Chen Qingyan speechless. She could only remind them again, “You’re disturbing the peace!”
“Is Junior Sister jealous? I don’t mind if you join us. Little Brother, wouldn’t you like to soar with us?” Liu Mei’s seductive voice carried over, and Chen Qingyan could clearly feel Lin Fengmian’s breathing getting heavier.
“You’ve gone too far!” Chen Qingyan said in frustration.
“Heh, junior sister doesn’t usually care about such things. Why are you listening so intently tonight? Do you really want to join us?” Liu Mei teased.
“My little darling, doesn’t hearing Junior Sister Qingyan’s voice make it even more exciting?”
“Junior Sister Qingyan, why don’t you moan a little? Maybe he will surrender sooner and you won’t have to suffer anymore.”
Lin Fengmian couldn’t help but admit that this minx was too much. He lightly slapped her and said with a bitter smile, “Senior Sister, stop messing around!”
“Feeling tempted?” Liu Mei giggled.
Lin Fengmian didn’t react, but the rhythmic slapping sounds became faster and Liu Mei’s moaning became louder.
Chen Qingyan had had enough. She took out a set of formation flags and placed them around the room, coldly saying, “Do whatever you want. Wake me up tomorrow!”
Just as she was about to activate the formation, she heard a loud crack that echoed far and wide. She was startled. Are they going at it so hard that they broke their backs?
“Are you two okay?”
But soon there was a loud thud as something heavy hit the ground.
“Damn it, what a piece of junk bed!” Lin Fengmian complained.
Having endured more weight and vigorous activity than it was ever meant to, the old, rickety bed had finally given up. Lin Fengmian had achieved the dubious honor of breaking the bed after seven rounds.
Chen Qingyan couldn’t help but burst into laughter, thinking to herself, “Serves you right for disturbing my peace.”
She thought the two of them would finally calm down, but moments later, the slapping sounds resumed, and Liu Mei’s moans grew louder. Dust began to fall from the wall, indicating that Liu Mei was pressed right up against it.
Chen Qingyan was utterly annoyed. She quickly set up a soundproof barrier, and the world instantly became quiet. However, the falling dust and vibrations from the ground continued to remind her of the fierce battle raging next door.
The constant trembling made Chen Qingyan feel completely unsettled. The extreme silence didn’t calm her mind; instead, it made her thoughts wander uncontrollably.
Meanwhile, on the other side, Lin Fengmian was buried deep inside Liu Mei, who was arching her back and pressing against him. Liu Mei looked back at him with a mesmerized gaze and said after a moment of hesitation, “Can you change back to your original appearance?”
Lin Fengmian was deeply hurt. “Senior Sister, do you also think I am ugly?”
Liu Mei shook her head and cooed, “I just want to see how you used to look like. Please?”
“No, I will never change back!” Lin Fengmian firmly refused.
“If you change back, I’ll sing ‘Rear Courtyard Flowers’ for you, and let you pluck the chrysanthemums by the eastern fence while you leisurely gaze at the southern mountains. How about that?”
The previously resolute Lin Fengmian instantly changed his tune. Using the Thousand Illusions Technique, he transformed back into his original appearance.
“Senior Sister, is this better?” Lin Fengmian asked with a cheeky grin.
Liu Mei looked at his original face and let out a soft, approving hum. She leaned forward slightly, arching her back to create a breathtaking curve, leaving herself completely open for Lin Fengmian to admire from above.
“My little darling, you’re so good. Come on!” Liu Mei purred.