SWNOVELXO 0 - Prologue
The Heavenly Devil Peng Sung-hyuk said.
“Ramen.”
His followers moved busily as if their feet were on fire.
The Drunken Demon Ju Sang-do clutched his throbbing head and shouted.
“I drank too much soju and beer, now my head hurts. Go buy me a hangover remedy.”
The drunkards snapped to attention and moved out.
The Blood Cult Leader Jo Moon-ryong flashed his eyes and declared.
“From now on, I proclaim that our blood is made of cola. Go buy some cola.”
The cult members ran using their martial arts footwork.
The Four Sword Alliance Lord Wi Ja-hung said.
“My cat only eats treats from that place. Go buy some.”
The bandits of the Green Forest descended from the mountain.
The Martial Alliance Leader Yu Pae-chun said.
“Just go buy me a pack of cigarettes.”
The Nine Major Sects opened their tightly locked doors.
The Head of the Sichuan Tang Family, Tang Jong-ak, said.
“Sichuan cuisine may be spicy, but how can it compare to Fiery Chicken Stir-fried Noodles? I’m in a bad mood today and want to eat something spicy.”
The Tang family members grabbed their daggers.
Ding-a-ling-
Ding-a-ling-
Ding-a-ling-
‘Money is rolling in by the bushel! Kehehek!’
The singularity in the martial arts world had happened just a year ago.