I Learn To Kill Gods In A Mental Hospital

Lin Qiye is not the kind of person who will be attracted by beauty, definitely not.

He decided to hire Yanmai Dilong only because the other party has a human form, and as long as he has a human form, he can do many things.

Can't wash dishes? It's okay, Li Yifei will teach you!

Can't sweep the floor? It's okay, Li Yifei will teach you!

Can't make a bed? It's okay, Li Yifei will teach you!

The Yanmai Dilong itself is not low in intelligence. Lin Qiye had already learned this deeply when he was fighting it. It is not difficult for him to learn to cook, wash dishes and sweep the floor.

In the final analysis, Lin Qiye struggled before because of the opponent's size.

Now Yanmai Dilong has turned into a human being before his eyes, and she is still a red-haired Yujie with a good figure and temperament. Naturally, he will not refuse this "sea" thug to be admitted to a mental hospital.

Hearing that she was hired, the red-haired Yujie's long pupils showed the joy of the rest of her life, as well as a trace of shame and anger.

In the end... I still compromised.

Lin Qiye grabbed the air with his hand, and a contract appeared in his hand. He handed the contract to the red-haired sister Yu, but the other party didn't even look at it, just...

I ate it in one bite.

Or the non-chewy kind.

Lin Qiye: ...

\"Why did you eat it?\" Lin Qiye said helplessly, \"I asked you to sign, sign!\"

The eyes of the red-haired sister Yu appeared at a loss, she couldn't understand what Lin Qiye was talking about.

In the world of dragons, there is no such thing as a signature.

Lin Qiye grabbed her hand again and handed a contract to her. Before she stuffed it into her mouth like lightning, Lin Qiye covered her mouth and grabbed her palm at the same time. The pen painted on it, and then stamped hard on the contract.

He didn't expect the other party to make such a difficult action of "signing", but he didn't know whether the primitive way of pressing fingerprints was useful.

Facts have proved that the function of this mental hospital is more powerful than he imagined. When the handprint was pressed on the contract, the contract disappeared into thin air.

The contract takes effect.

At the same time, the iron cage in front of the red-haired sister disappeared without a trace, and a cyan overalls appeared on her body, perfectly covering her uneven body.

On the nameplate on her chest, there are three small characters written.

——004.

Lin Qiye sighed. Through the process of signing the contract this time, he could vaguely feel that it is destined to be a long and difficult process to completely tame this Flaming Earth Dragon without the slightest common sense.

\"What's your name?\" Lin Qiye looked into her eyes and asked.

The red-haired lady shook her head.

\"I forgot that you can't even speak...\" Lin Qiye held his forehead and thought for a while, \"Since you are a flame dragon, I will call you... Erniu from now on.\"

Flame Dragon: ...

I saw the red-haired sister Yu stretched out her hands resolutely, and made an \"X\" in front of her, her cold face was full of unyielding and seriousness!

\"...Then call it Hongyan, can it be done?" Lin Qiye said reluctantly.

The red-haired sister Yu thought for a while, then nodded heavily.

These days, employees dare to sing against the boss. This kind of unhealthy trend must be controlled in the future.

Lin Qiye shook his head with his hands behind his back, and walked out of the prison.

in a minute.

Li Yifei and A'Zhu stood in front of Lin Qiye, staring at the beauty in front of her in a daze, her jaw almost fell to the ground.

\"Qi...Qiye, the nurse you picked...has a level!\" Li Yifei smiled and gave Lin Qiye a thumbs up.

Ah Zhu also opened her mouth wide, blinked her eyes, and said with emotion: \"Big sister, you are so beautiful.\"

The corner of Hong Yan's mouth was slightly raised, she directly ignored Li Yifei's eyes, squatted down, and pampered A'Zhu's head.

\"She is a beauty, and she will be the fourth nurse in our hospital from now on, but her situation is a bit special, Li Yifei, please take good care of her.\"

Lin Qiye stood in front of Hongyan and introduced.

After speaking, he realized that something was wrong, looked around, \"Where is the Rubik's Cube?\"

\"It was taken away by Merlin, and now it is being played with as a toy in the study, and it cannot escape.\" Li Yifei shrugged.

After speaking, he strode up to Hongyan, coughed twice, smiled and stretched out his right hand.

\"Hi, my name is Li Yifei, and I'm here...the head nurse.\"

Hongyan finally took her gaze away from A'Zhu, and looked at Li Yifei carefully for a while, looking at his outstretched right hand, with some doubts in her eyes.

Immediately afterwards, the red-haired and cold lady Yu, who was wearing a protective uniform, slowly squatted down...

Aww-!

Put Li Yifei's hand into his mouth in one gulp.

Lin Qiye: Σ(￣ロ￣lll)!

Arjuna: (*? . ?*)?

Li Yifei: (?°?д°?)! ! ! ! Fuck! !

Li Yi quickly pulled his hand out of Hongyan's mouth, the red palm was covered with dense tooth marks...

Li Yifei turned to look at Lin Qiye in a daze, the latter nodded, \"As I said, her situation is quite special...\"

At this moment, a pug ran up to Hong Yan's feet, looked at her suspiciously, and rubbed its head against her leg.

\"Quack! Quack!!!!\"

Confusion appeared in Hongyan's eyes again, she slowly squatted down, picked up the pug, and then...

Aww-!

The pug's limbs frantically waved in mid-air.

\"Holy shit! Hongyan's old girl! This can't be eaten, this really can't be eaten!!\" Li Yifei ran forward in horror, rescued the terrified pug from Hongyan's mouth, and put it on the ground.

As it turns out, the pug was really freaked out by the bite.

It paralyzed on the ground for a while, and then bounced up from the ground suddenly. Sa Yazi ran forward, and the dog spit out a human voice:

\"Ya—beauty—butterfly!!\"

Snapped--!

It slammed into the wall in front of it, its limbs twitched, and it passed out neatly.

Lin Qiye glanced at the beauty who was being taught by Li Yifei, and then at the pug who fell unconscious on the ground, and his expression suddenly became weird.

He always felt that after his careful treatment and management, there were more and more mental patients in this mental hospital...

Illusion, it must be an illusion!

He left the chaotic mental hospital, walked straight up the stairs, and walked towards the reading room on the second floor.

As soon as he entered the reading room, Lin Qiye froze at the door.

I saw Merlin lying leisurely on the chair, holding the Rubik's Cube in his hand, fiddled with it casually, and the interest in his eyes became more and more intense.

Rubik's Cube, on the other hand, has a look of lovelessness, being played by Merlin, it seems to be unable to figure it out, it is a majestic \"Magic Cube\" automatic laundry, dishwashing, and card shuffling all-in-one machine, Li Yifei's right-hand man, how? will be reduced to where it is today.

Seeing Lin Qiye walk into the study, Merlin put down the Rubik's Cube in his hand, smiled and said:

\"Good evening, Mr. Dean.\"