SWNOVELXO Chapter 16.1
“I’ve been causing such a ruckus that some girls have gathered around me. Mostly girls who need my help. Because I had the power to help them.”
With the power to oust even a university president, I would cling to that power too.
Conversely, becoming an enemy, well… that’s something to absolutely avoid.
Jung Saein continued while rubbing soap suds from her hands onto my chest.
“The girl who tried to report the student council’s corruption, the one who was constantly approached privately by the professor while contemplating, the one who was bullied in high school and met the same bully again as a senior in college…”
So, helping those girls led to all that trouble, huh?
What a protagonist from a web novel.
“But do you know what’s funny? As our power grew and our influence expanded, our girls started forming factions and causing trouble.”
Jung Saein laughed as if she felt the reality of the situation.
It sounded like a story I’ve heard somewhere before.
“Oh, I’ve seen this in a movie. The protagonist who toppled corrupt power ends up becoming the very corrupt politician she despised once she gains power.”
As Jung Saein rubbed my chest, I also soaped up my hands and rubbed her chest.
It wasn’t about washing, but rather about wanting to touch.
“That’s right. Now we’re the corrupt power. Before, we were just the ones getting pushed around because we didn’t have the power. Once we got it, we became just like them.”
Jung Saein sighed deeply into my chest.
“Everyone was so innocent and kind at first. I don’t know how they ended up like this.”
“…But why are you talking to my chest?”
“Because this is the main body.”
“Fair enough.”
If that’s the case, there’s nothing I can do about it.
Honestly, my chest is better than I am.
“There’s this girl you had a run-in with, remember? The one you bumped shoulders with.”
“Oh. Her.”
The girl who said my face looked like a penis.
Thinking my face was worse than a penis now that I realize it, I couldn’t forgive her even more.
“Would you believe she was so shy she couldn’t even talk to guys?”
“Really?”
That’s quite shocking.
Her fierce, almost predatory look was still etched in my mind.
“It’s not just her. All the others were the same at first. But they gathered around me, formed a faction, and now they behave as if they fear nothing.”
“Hmm.”
Is this something I should even say?
When a woman is venting, you’re supposed to empathize rather than try to solve the problem, but this girl can’t be treated like an ordinary woman.
“Isn’t the problem ultimately you?”
I decided to be blunt.
“They gathered around you, right? If you step out, the faction would disappear, wouldn’t it?”
At that, Jung Saein smirked.
“Would you step out if you were in my place? With all those pretty girls who are so loyal, trying to get with you every day?”
“Ah.”
They were in that kind of relationship with her.
Damn, how can there be such an enviable girl?
“I never had any intention of disbanding the faction. Even if I did, another would just take over. And I’m the one who benefits the most from it, why would I disband it? I’m at the center of power.”
She laughed wickedly.
She looked like a protagonist who had fallen into corruption.
What’s this story about, then?
I thought she was burning with justice to reform everything.
“Still, I think I need to establish some discipline.”
“Discipline, huh?”
While saying that, Jung Saein gripped my chest tightly.
My chest didn’t need that kind of grip.
“They see me as a substitute for a man. Since there are no men in this women’s college, they cling to me because I at least smell like one.”
She shook her head.
“But in the end, I don’t have this.”
There was no need to pull on my chest to make that point. It hurts.
“They might have come to me because of the scent of a man, but since I don’t actually have one, discipline isn’t established.”
“Hmm. I don’t understand women’s matters well, but isn’t that something that can’t be helped? You can’t attach one through surgery. Oh, just in case you think about it, don’t ever get surgery for that.”
“Would I do that, you idiot?”
Jung Saein seems to have her own deep concerns.
If I were in her shoes, I wouldn’t even think about it.
Worrying about not having a penis? As someone who has nothing but his penis, it’s a story I can’t relate to at all.
“So, you should play the role of the penis for me.”
“…What?”
“Join in with me. I’ll bring the girls.”
What is this girl talking about?
Join in with her?
For what?
“Let the other girls taste the greatness of Jjooji King’s Jjooji.”
She shook hands with my chest as if the deal was sealed.
But it took me some time to understand what she meant.
Because it was something beyond imagination. It was like learning multiplication and suddenly getting a division problem. The puzzle pieces didn’t fit together in my mind.
When I finally understood, I couldn’t help but say,
“You crazy girl…”
“Why? Don’t you like it?”
“Thank you, sister! I’ll do my best whatever it is! I’ll work to the bone! I’ll do anything with utmost loyalty!”
“…Do you even know what those words mean?”
“Roughly means I’ll work hard, right?”