SWNOVELXO Chapter 118
“Hello, Mr. NoName, I’ve heard you’re an expert on League of Legends, so I want to ask a question I’ve been curious about: Lilia is half human and half deer; when she’s pregnant, which side of her belly gets bigger? Hmm…”
Crack…
I cracked an egg onto the frying pan that had been coated with cooking oil.
Chiiik…
The delightful sound of the egg sizzling as it cooked filled the air. After adding a pinch of salt, I hurriedly removed it when the yolk was still plump and slid it onto the rice I had prepared.
“Did I really ask you to communicate this much? You don’t have to read every single chat, you know, haha!”
“Haha, I can’t believe you’re still not over the lawsuit from earlier!”
“It’s a communication stream with no middle ground, haha!”
“Feeling dizzy yet?”
“Are you really crazy?”
“Instead of asking stuff like this, just tell us how you defeated the boss at the end!!!”
Yeah, I answered that!
No, seriously!
He just got hit and died, haha!!!
“What’s for dinner, teacher?”
“Lilia doesn’t get pregnant because she was born from a tree. You should probably read up on puberty and sexuality again. I figured I’d give you some extra reading time by going black.”
“Are you really answering that?”
“Damn, haha!”
“Then what about her belly button?”
“Maybe it’s an o-ring hole?”
“Puberty and sexuality are indeed a thing, haha!”
“That’s not in that book, though!”
I poured a proper amount of soy sauce onto a spoon to gauge the quantity and sprinkled it around the rice.
Of course, I didn’t forget sesame seeds and sesame oil.
“I’m eating Soy Sauce Egg Rice. I don’t really like it, but it looks tasty since it’s my first meal of the day.”
“Please take care of yourselfㅠㅠㅠㅠ”
“Only eating once a day and it’s Soy Sauce Egg Rice… What kind of life are you living?”
“I can’t resist King Soy Sauce Rice!”
‘elloa donated 150,000 won!
“It’s a meager amount, but I’m donating this as pocket money to treat you to an omakase!”
“What???”
“It’s not a snack; it’s an omakase, haha!”
“Streamers and viewers are both extremes!”
“Thank you, Elloa! Soy Sauce Egg Rice is really delicious. Want me to show you a picture?”
The detachable remote control from the capsule had both recording and microphone functionalities.
I thought, what’s really different from a phone? But hey, it’s a remote, so that’s that. I used the screen capture function to take a picture of the half-empty plate from directly above. If I just posted it, it might look plain, so should I add a filter?
A bright picture of Soy Sauce Egg Rice appeared on the previously black broadcast screen.
“Ahh!”
“I’m salivating!”
“Did you eat almost all of it already?”
“Why did you eat so little?”
“I thought the egg would be more than the rice from that picture, haha!”
“Are you heading straight to Wagal now?”
I didn’t drink any water separately.
I couldn’t allow myself to fill up before gulping down potions from now on.
After lining up flasks taken from the fridge on the dining table, I sighed.
“But I have to drink, right?”
“Shall we take a short break and then continue?”
“Yes.”
“Okay.”
“Sounds good!”
“I’m so happy todayㅠㅠㅠㅠ”
“How many hours has NoName been streaming?”
“Could you do this every day?”
“I’m surprisingly satisfied with this banquet of Soy Sauce Egg Rice.”
The thin membrane broke, spreading yolk over brown grains of rice, making them even softer.
With the sunset visible outside the living room window, I took a bite while watching the curious reactions of the viewers through the hologram.
Eventually, seeing the bottom of my plate, I mumbled, “Thank you for the meal.”
“Already?”
“That was fast!”
“You had more eggs than rice, right?”
“Are you really going right into Wagal?”
I didn’t drink any water. I had to keep opening potions from now on.
There was no pretending to fill my stomach now.
After lining the flasks from the refrigerator on the table, I sighed.
“Should we just take a little break and resume?”
“Yes!”
“Okay!”
“Sounds good!”
“I’m really happy todayㅠㅠㅠㅠ”
“How many hours has NoName been streaming?!”
“I hope this is as good every day.”
“Just keep this up, and I’ll be satisfied!”
“You might as well quit your job now!”
…
“Was that really okay? NoName, it feels like we only scratched the surface, haha!”