Chapter 122: 122. I Show Meat of One Piece (No Offence)
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Before Kaido could fully process the bad news, Whitebeard turned the camera toward the sea area behind him.
The Red Force of the Red Hair Pirates was seen cruising not far away, and Shanks even raised a glass on deck in greeting.
"Ron's thinking is still the most thoughtful~" Whitebeard purposely drew out his words, "Aren't you going to explode? Go ahead and explode! I want to see how you explode, GURARARARARA!"
Kaido's chest heaved violently; he felt like he was about to explode. This guy Whitebeard was openly threatening him, and showing off like this!
Seeing the unfavorable situation, the Three All-Stars were about to step forward to stop him, but they saw Kaido suddenly let out a roar that shook the heavens:
"You want me to explode, huh?! Fine! I'll explode for you to see!!!"
Under everyone's terrified gaze, Kaido did something that shocked the whole world: he threw his phone on the ground, and then... started to unbuckle his pants!
"Boss?!" King's fiery wings instantly went out.
"Wait! What are you doing?!" Queen instantly had a terrible thought, and then that thought came true!
Jack directly knelt down, his scalp tingling: "No... no way..."
But it was too late.
With a ripping sound, Kaido really took off his pants in public and began a true "explode" on the deck!
The most awful thing was - Whitebeard, that old schemer, had kept the live stream on the whole time!
Morgans' live stream room instantly exploded:
[Holy cow! Is this content I can watch without paying?!]
[Quick, screenshot it! Four Emperors' Private Photo Album!]
[@Sengoku watch quickly! Kaido's mental breakdown confirmed!]
[What's going on? Weren't we here to watch Whitebeard break Kaido's ambush?!]
[Have to say, he really is the Strongest Creature!]
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On the Moby Dick, Marco was also so shocked that he crushed the teacup in his hand: "Pops... Pops... aren't we going too far..."
Whitebeard slapped his thigh laughing: "GURARARARARA! Not too far! Not too far at all! Let him keep shouting about exploding!"
Sabo covered his forehead, laughing hard, and patted Ace's shoulder, his stomach hurting from laughter: "This scene is too beautiful, I don't dare look..."
Over at the Red Hair Pirates,
Lucky Roux's chicken leg fell into the sea with a splash, creating a small ripple on the calm surface. He stiffly turned his head, his voice shaking slightly: "Captain... Captain... should we continue escorting..."
Shanks' mouth twitched uncontrollably, his eyes wide: "Uh... maybe... another day?" A rare trace of uncertainty was in his voice.
Beckman's cigarette had long burned down to the filter, yet he was unaware. The usually calm First Mate was also in a brief state of shock: "Sailing for so many years... this is the first time I've seen a Four Emperors... explode like this..."
A deathly silence fell over the Red Force,
Everyone was speechless, shocked by the scene they had just witnessed.
Suddenly, Yasopp was the first to jump up:
"I say let's leave quickly! The ship is dirty!"
"Right, right!" Lime Juice nodded frantically, "I'm a germaphobe, I can't stand this!"
"Turn the rudder! Turn the rudder quickly!" The crew shouted in unison, their faces pale.
Shanks wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and made a decisive decision: "Retreat! Full speed retreat!" He looked at the distant horizon with lingering fear, "What a joke! That guy Kaido doesn't even care about the audience when he rages... Someone like me with mild germaphobia can't stand it..."
The Red Hair Pirates' warship turned course at a record-breaking speed, fleeing the area as if for their lives.
And behind them,
The precious footage of Kaido raging was spreading wildly on TikTok,
With this exclusive footage, Morgans not only won this year's "TikTok Cup News Award" but also took the opportunity to launch "Kaido's Style Underwear" merchandise, making a fortune.
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Meanwhile, on the sea, Kaido, having vented, finally calmed down. He ordered with a gloomy face: "Retreat! Our position is exposed, what's the point of an ambush now!"
Just as the Beast Pirates were preparing to withdraw, an intelligence officer suddenly reported: "Boss! The Red Hair Pirates have turned around and run away! Now there are only the Whitebeard Pirates and the Revolutionary Army ahead!"
A fierce glint flashed in Kaido's angry pupils, then he grinned hideously: "Heh... since the cards are laid bare..." He suddenly raised his spiked club, "Then let's fight head-on! Continue the ambush, and attack the Whitebeard Pirates directly when they arrive!"
"Hahaha, those Whitebeard guys must think we've left."
"That's right, playing with open cards!"
"Can't beat them online, then fight offline! Who's afraid of Who!!!"
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In the Fleet Admiral's office at Marine Headquarters,
Ron, Sengoku, and Garp were gathered around a coffee table. The atmosphere should have been serious and solemn, if not for Whitebeard's live stream playing in front of them.
"I bet 100,000 Berry that crazy Kaido will definitely ambush them." Garp stuffed rice crackers into his mouth, crumbs flying everywhere.
Sengoku pushed up his glasses: "Given Kaido's personality, he'll probably pretend to retreat and then..." His words stopped suddenly as Kaido's earth-shaking roar suddenly came from the live stream.
The three of them at the same time widened their eyes, watching Kaido start to unbuckle his pants on the screen, frozen in place as if struck by lightning.
Ron suddenly had a bad feeling: "Wait... he's not going to..."
"Pfft—!" Garp sprayed a mouthful of rice crackers all over Sengoku's face, "Bwahahaha! That Kaido is going this far?!"
Sengoku even forgot to wipe the crumbs off his face, his glasses sliding down his nose: "This... this is crazy! Is the Four Emperors' dignity gone?!"
In the live stream, Kaido had entered his "complete rage" state. Ron's mouth twitched as he spoke with difficulty: "I imagined many possibilities... but definitely not this one..."
Garp was already laughing so hard he rolled off the sofa, his fists pounding the floor: "Bwahahaha! Look at King's expression! Like he ate ten pounds of stinky socks!"
Sengoku shakily reached to turn off the live stream, but because he was laughing too hard, he accidentally pressed the zoom button. Thus, Kaido's "rage scene" filled the entire screen in 4K ultra-high definition.
"No... I can't watch..." Ron squinted, unable to look, but his eyes were uncontrollably wide, "If this gets out, the New World's structure..."
Garp suddenly did a carp jump, leaping up: "Wait! Sengoku, you old bastard, did you start recording?!"
"Cough cough..." Sengoku guiltily turned off the recording phone hidden under the table, "Habit... a habit I don't know when I picked up..."
The three looked at each other, then suddenly burst into earth-shaking laughter at the same time.
Ron was laughing so hard his stomach hurt, Sengoku's Fleet Admiral's cloak was shaking like leaves in the wind, and Garp was laughing like a goose.