I am an anchor in the Three Kingdoms

Ha ha!

The merchants in Beiping City must have been colluded by you long ago, right?

Even if it's not rosewood, it must be with you...

Cao Xiong thought to himself... This kid is so sinister!

If I just casually promised to change the door for him, I would be extorted three thousand stones forcibly!

Shaking his head slightly, his expression was very bold:

"It's easy to say, easy to say...Marquis of Guannei, remember, we owe the head of the Wu family three thousand shi for grain!"

After finishing speaking, he looked at the head of the Wu family.

On his fat cheeks, all the facial features were gathered together, and he kept smirking.

"Head of the Wu family, can I enter the mansion now?"

"Of course, of course"

The head of the Wu family hurriedly made a gesture of invitation.

Cao Xiong was careful: "The head of the Wu family invites you first!"

This Wu Mansion, if you don't lead the way, maybe I will destroy something of yours.

Enter the courtyard.

Cao Xiong shuddered!

"Why is your Wu Mansion so infiltrating?"

"It doesn't infiltrate people, only occasionally in the middle of the night, there is a lonely ghost howling, and a female ghost whispering beside the pillow..."

Ghost?

Ghost letter!

Cao Xiong suddenly stopped and looked around!

If you say that the courtyard is dirty and messy, Cao Xiong will believe it!

But the atmosphere you created is a bit scary and infiltrating.

Skull-shaped piles of rubble, fallen leaves all over the ground, and tombstones that can be seen around, black cats popped out of nowhere!

If Xu Chu was not by his side, Cao Xiong would not have dared to go forward.

"How long has it been since our Wu Manor cleaned up the courtyard?"

Hearing Cao Xiong's question, the head of the Wu family pondered carefully.

"How long? I remember the last time we cleaned up the courtyard in our Wu Mansion. It should be the year I was born, right?"

Cao Xiong sized up the fat old man!

"Patriarch Wu, Gui Geng?"

"55..."

Ha ha!

This courtyard may not have been built for 55 years...

"Patriarch Wu is really diligent and thrifty?"

"It's not thrifty, it's poverty!" The head of the Wu family looked helpless: "Why don't the fifth son sponsor us a few thousand stones of grain and grass, and let's hire someone to clean it up?"

Chapter 284 Chamber Pot

Cao Xiong frowned for a while, and whispered in the ear of the head of the Wu family:

"Patriarch Wu, I admit that you have superb acting skills, we are almost done..."

The head of the Wu family also whispered back: "Life is not easy, it all depends on acting skills..."

Take a few more steps forward.

It can be regarded as entering a pavilion, because there is only one word "Ge" on the plaque, so I don't know what kind of pavilion it is!

I only know that there is no place to sit in the pavilion at a glance, the stools lack legs, and the table is miraculously supported by two legs!

These Cao Xiong have endured...

Suddenly a pungent smell came.

"What is the taste?"

"Housekeeper?" The head of the Wu family seemed to have heard it too, and was furious.

"Who the hell told you to put the chamber pot in the old man's main hall!"

main hall?Chamber pot?

Is the hall without a good table or stool the main hall?

And there is a chamber pot in the middle of the main hall...

...Hey, my goodness, the head of the Wu family, you have worked so hard to avoid paying the food...

I saw the butler walking quickly and took out the strange chamber pot in the main hall.

The head of the Wu family looked apologetic.

"Fifth son... You are joking, the old man's toilet was blown down by the wind two years ago... The family is poor and can't afford to repair it, so we just need to take out this chamber pot to deal with emergencies... Thinking about the past two years, I'm used to it... Fifth son, do you want it?" Want to experience it too?"

Body...experience you big head ghost!

"That's right! Patriarch Wu, can't you put the chamber pot outside the courtyard? How decent is it to put a chamber pot in the main hall?"

"Hey! Put it outside! How can this be..."

The head of the Wu family shook his head again and again. "You also know the gate of the old man's house. The only piece of red sandalwood left is destroyed by the fifth son... If the old man puts it in the courtyard and let the neighbors see it, the old man can't afford to lose him... So let's put it on The main hall is good, the smell is a bit of a smell, but it's not ashamed..."

Ha ha!

You are still ashamed!

Cao Xiong raised his chin and took a step!

Cao Xiong's right foot left a deep hole on the wooden floor of the pavilion...

For some unknown reason, Ge Yu's entire floor shook violently...

In just a moment, all the tables and stools without arms and legs fell apart...

Seeing this, the head of the Wu family said "Ah!"

"Fifth son, this old man's pavilion, you ruined it..." While talking, he pretended to cry...

Cao Xiong looked helpless...

Nima, I didn't do anything?

Don't you want to blackmail people like this?

You can't even be called Pengci... you are extorting openly...

Cao Xiong wanted to speak, but was blocked by the cries of the head of the Wu family.

"Fifth Young Master...I'm so pitiful...All the valuable things of the Wu family have been destroyed..."

Cao Xiong was taken aback for a moment, and asked: "...Patriarch Wu, are these tables, stools, and floors also made of rosewood?"

"That's not true!" The head of the Wu family wiped away his tears.

"It's made of safflower pear... the price is about the same as rosewood... How about I call the wood merchants in Beiping City and ask if this is safflower pear?"

cough……

Cao Xiong almost lost his breath.

I have seen people who are blackmailed... I have never seen such a blackmailer...

Pretend to be poor, so that people who ask for food can be turned down, head of the Wu family, you can do it too...

Think of this.

Cao Xiong's thoughts quickly shuttled to the live broadcast room.

Cao Xiong: "Liu Bang, how good is this kid's cunning level?" 』

Liu Bang: "Eight points for acting skills, nine points for yin people!" 』

Cao Xiong: "How many points can you get?" 』

Liu Bang: "I'm two very..."

Cao Xiong: "Then quickly give this host an idea!" 』

Liu Bang: "Stupid... This is not the Qinghong Sword that I asked you to make early in the morning..."

Cao Xiong suddenly realized that it was Liu Bang who proposed to make a fake Qinghong sword. At that time, Cao Xiong hadn't realized what it was for!

Now, in this situation, this Qinghong sword is very powerful...

Chapter 285 Broken Sword

Thinking of this, Cao Xiong smiled slightly, and looked back at the head of the Wu family.

I saw him look aggrieved!

It seems that if he doesn't compensate him for the stool, table and floor made of red pears, the topic of begging for food today will be impossible to talk about.

"Patriarch Wu, make an offer!"

Hearing this, Cao Xiong let go.

The head of the Wu family wiped away his tears, "Five thousand shi, this is discounted... Including the three thousand for the gate, a total of [-] shi for food and grass!"

Originally thought that Cao Xiong wanted to bargain, but the fifth son waved his hand.

"Not much...not much,"

Cao Xiong looked around the house again with great interest, and asked while covering his nose: "If you have these eight thousand stones of grain and grass, the Wu family can surely repair the hut, right?"

"Can't fix it, can't fix it!"

The head of the Wu family waved his hands again and again.

"The old man's housekeeper, the servant's salary hasn't been paid for two years..."

"The head of the Wu family, you really worked hard...?"

"Fifth Young Master, just be considerate...Did you send the eight thousand stones to this old man? Or should this old man pick it up himself..."

Hey!

Still thinking about my son's food!

"Bang"!Cao Xiong placed the Qinghong Sword on the table.

"All the grain raised by Beiping City will be handed over to Ye City. The eight thousand stones of grain and grass that I owe you will not be indebted to you! How about this? The Qinghong sword is a mortgage. When will I pay you back?" Liang, how about you return the Qinghong Sword to me?"

Qinghong sword?

The head of the Wu family was taken aback!

This is Cao Cao's saber, which cuts iron like mud. With this saber, it is like the prime minister Cao Cao coming to the north!

Ho!

Use the priceless Qinghong sword as the most mortgage!

Fifth Young Master is willing?