He s Actually A Sexy Girl? I Erected!

Chapter 240: 【240】So, I decided to freeload_1
 

“Where did you get that idea? When did I ever say I wanted to keep you?”

Tang Feng, puzzled as a monk who was clueless about worldly affairs, stared blankly at Jiang Zi.

“Then why would you give me such an expensive car?” Jiang Zi retorted confidently.

“I temporarily don’t need this car, and it’s just lying around here, so since it’s inconvenient for you to commute, I thought you might as well use it. Isn’t this just rational allocation of resources? Aren’t you thinking too much?”

Tang Feng felt she was being somewhat nonsensical. How did lending her the car get twisted into the idea of keeping her?

“Really?” Jiang Zi asked, still somewhat skeptical.

“If you don’t believe it, forget it. It’s like a dog biting Lu Dongbin—you don’t recognize a good heart.” Tang Feng said, about to put the car key back in his pocket.

But Jiang Zi snatched the keys back before he could, her smile blooming like flowers, “You already agreed to lend it to me, where’s the sense in taking it back?”

Tang Feng glared at her, annoyed, “Not afraid I’ll keep you now?”

“Not afraid.”

Jiang Zi’s smile turned her eyes into crescent moons, especially with the shining, crystalline tears still on her pretty face, she looked like a lotus flower emerging from the water.

Tang Feng’s heart skipped a beat at the sight, “Actually… if you’re up for it, I would quite like to keep you.”

“Tang Feng, you…”

Jiang Zi put her hands on her hips, fuming as she glared at him.

“Just kidding. Aren’t you hungry? Let’s go get something to eat.”

“Apologize to me first.”

“Alright, alright, I apologize. Happy now?”

“Do you even know what you did wrong?”

“I shouldn’t have mentioned keeping you. Trying to keep you with money is an insult to you.”

“Hmm, good that you know.”

“So, I’ve decided to mooch off you.”

“Tang Feng, I’ll kill you…”

…

When Jiang Zi showed up at the door of a roadside eatery in an Audi R8, she immediately drew the gaze of countless men.

Beauty and supercars both possess immense allure for men.

And when these two elements combine, the effect is unparalleled.

The moment Jiang Zi stepped out of the car, her charm was unstoppable.

Especially under the blessing of the setting sun, she looked like a goddess descending to earth.

Many of the men sitting at the eatery, skewering their kebabs, were petrified, gawking at the incredibly beautiful scene.

However, just when everyone was enthralled, the passenger door of the Audi R8 was suddenly pushed open.

An incongruous figure intruded into the scene.

Instantly, the wonderful sight was ruined.

All the men cast angry looks in his direction.

“That guy is actually quite handsome.”

“Handsome? I think he’s just a pretty boy living off a woman.”

“You would like to live off a woman too, if you had what it takes.”

“Cut it out. I can’t stand those who dine at women’s expense; I despise him.”

“But if there was a beautiful, wealthy woman who wanted to keep you, would you be willing?”

“Obviously, yes.”

“But you just said…”

“I despise myself, okay?”

“Uh…”

A group of men at the food stall all expressed their envy with their eyes.

If looks could kill, Tang Feng reckoned he would have been dead through and through.

Jiang Zi was initially worried he might feel uncomfortable.

But she quickly realized she had been overthinking it.

This guy seemed to have no idea what fear was as he boldly took her hand and found a seat.

“Boss, give us fifty lamb skewers, ten kidneys, and two bottles of beer…”

He ordered a bunch of stuff in one breath and then deliberately exclaimed loudly, “Oh man, my body can’t take it lately, I need to eat more kidneys to replenish.”

Jiang Zi didn’t understand what he was talking about, but she clearly noticed the glances from several nearby tables change as they looked at the pair.

It seemed to become more suggestive.

This made her very curious, what were these kidneys? Were they really that nourishing?

Then she decided she would eat more of them too.

The skewers they ordered soon arrived.

Jiang Zi could hardly wait to grab a skewer of kidney and took a big bite.

But almost immediately, her face wrinkled up, and she hurriedly spit out the mouthful of kidney.

“It tastes horrible!”

She took a swig of beer to rinse her mouth, with a look of disgust on her face.

Tang Feng, on the other hand, was enjoying the kidney skewer, “You don’t need to replenish, this thing is only useful for men.”

Jiang Zi’s big eyes were full of confusion, “Why?”

“Because…” Tang Feng drew out his tone, and seeing her still curiously waiting for an answer, he flicked her smooth forehead, “Don’t ask about things in the adult world.”

“Ouch…”

Jiang Zi covered her sore forehead, tears starting to pool in her eyes, looking every part the victim.

Her adorable appearance made all the men around almost pop their eyeballs out.

Ah, my youthful heart!

“Boss, any seats available?”

As Tang Feng and Jiang Zi were laughing and enjoying their food, a rough voice suddenly sounded.

They looked back curiously and saw a group of tough-looking men entering the food stall.

Leading them was a bald man with a long scar on his forehead, looking something like a centipede.

He was shirtless with a dragon tattoo over his shoulder, wearing big shorts and flip-flops.

“Mr. Bing, you’re here?”

The boss saw the group and his face changed, hurrying over, “I’m really sorry, Mr. Bing, we’re full. Shall I find you another table?”

The bald man, who was addressed as “Mr. Bing,” didn’t waste words and walked directly to a table next to Tang Feng, slamming his hand down with a “bang.”

The force he used was so great that bottles and dishes on the table jumped up and fell back down.

“The fuck, haven’t you finished yet? Do you want me to hand-feed you?” the bald man glared fiercely at the few men at the table.

Seeing that they were students and appeared weak and mild, they didn’t dare to provoke this kind of person and quickly got up to pay and leave.

Only then did the bald man and his group sit down with an aggressive stance.

The originally noisy food stall suddenly quieted down quite a bit.

Those who had been loudly chatting fell silent, talking in hushed tones, and became exceptionally polite.

Tang Feng couldn’t help but shake his head with a wry smile.

To promote a harmonious society, it seems we still need thugs.