SWNOVELXO Chapter 191: Trying to FIT in
Silica V — Gombors Quadrant, Mossil Galaxy
The moment the new challenge began, the first competitor stepped up—Invisible Woman.
Scott immediately leaned forward in his seat, squinting slightly as he muttered—
"Wait… shouldn't she be in jail or something?"
Before he could even process his own question, a loud slap echoed as Luminyss dramatically planted a hand over her delicate, blue face.
"Oh, for fuck's sake—how many times do I have to explain this to you?!"
She groaned theatrically.
"You literally groped Indivisible Woman, remember? That counts as a romantic encounter, so of course Invisible Woman is here! How else did you think they were gonna fill the competitor slots?!"
Scott didn't even bother responding. He simply squeezed his face at her, feeling an uncomfortable twinge in his chest. There was something about Luminyss's sheer level of annoyance that made him feel dumb, and he absolutely hated feeling dumb.
Meanwhile, Invisible Woman was already getting into the zone. Cracking her knuckles, she wore a confident smirk and shouted out—
"I'm one of the most flexible women out there! Of course I'm gonna be able to fit through whatever comes my way—simple stuff!"
Just then, the first obstacle emerged—a translucent, gel-like block sliding toward her with a hollow X-shaped opening. Without hesitation, Invisible Woman grinned and sprinted at high speed. At the perfect moment, she dove into a flawless roll to slip through the small opening with incredible precision.
"YES!"
She shouted in triumph.
And then—squelch.
Without warning, thick, gooey tendrils shot out from the block and latched onto her limbs. Before she could react, they yanked her backward and flung her straight into a bubbling pit of strange, glowing slime.
"What the fuck?!"
Invisible Woman shrieked, thrashing.
"I definitely slipped through! Why is i—!"
Her words cut off as realization hit her—her clothes were already dissolving. The slimy substance clung to her skin and ate away at her outfit at an alarming rate, exposing more and more of her body. Her face turned bright red as she instinctively wrapped her arms around her now-bare breasts.
"Hnnn~"
She whimpered, shifting uncomfortably.
"Th-, The goo is kinda… uhm… tickling my nipples~"
Her breath hitched as a shudder ran through her body.
Then, before she could stop herself, she threw her head back and moaned—loudly.
From the sidelines, Luminyss lost it.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
She howled, then doubled over.
She elbowed Brigid repeatedly.
"OHOHOHO, DID YOU SEE THAT?! That shit was so funny I almost had a cardiac arrest—but then I remembered I don't have a heart! HAHAHA!"
However, Brigid just smiled awkwardly, clearly not seeing the humor in it—especially since she was certain Invisible Woman had successfully passed through the obstacle.
Oblivious to Brigid's lack of amusement, Luminyss kept laughing, wiping tears from her eyes.
"Okay, okay—maybe I'll just create a heart for myself and see what dying of laughter feels like! AHAHA!"
Scott, meanwhile, rubbed his chin, eyes narrowing.
"Wait a minute… That doesn't make any sense. The goal of the challenge is to slip through the obstacles, right? Whether or not you touch them. And, to be fair, Invisible Woman did that pretty damn well…"
His gaze drifted to the pit, where Invisible Woman was still writhing in the goo, clutching her breasts in a way that only enhanced her bouncing assets—if you squinted harder, you would even see the way her hardened, pink nipples twitched under the burning touch of the slime.
His eyes lingered a little too long.
"You fucking perv!"
She shrieked, instantly turning invisible.
Scott snapped his head away like he totally hadn't been looking just seconds ago.
Deathmark raised a brow.
"Huh? I know I'm not exactly smart, but that doesn't add up… Invisible Chick definitely slipped through. Did her hair or something touch the block?"
She turned expectantly to Witch and Rope Girl.
Witch tilted her head slightly, folding her slender arms across her flat chest.
"Well… the blue alien woman never said anything about making contact with the obstacle. As long as you fit in, right? So it doesn't make sense why that happened. Besides, Invisible Woman has enhanced agility and flexibility—I've seen her in action. There's definitely no way even a strand of her hair made contact."
Rope Girl nodded.
"That was just the first competitor. Let's analyze more cases before jumping to conclusions."
Deathmark blinked. "Huh?"
Rope Girl sighed.
"Uhm… in other words, we'll keep watching until we figure out what's wrong."
Deathmark immediately threw her a dramatic salute.
"AYE, SIR──!!"
Rope Girl just scoffed, shaking her head—but that small smirk behind her stern face was still obvious.
And then, the next contestant stepped forward.
A woman with a massive chest and the lower body of an eight-legged spider—
Widowmilk of Division Freakshow.
The moment Scott saw her, his entire face scrunched up as a shiver ran down his spine. Instantly, memories of Regorge and Holekeeper resurfaced, two absolute nightmares he and Deathmark had barely survived.
With a wary glance at Deathmark, Scott muttered—
"Well… she looks well. Not mentally, but yeah…"
Then, the next block emerged, gliding towards Widowmilk.
This one had a smiley face cutout.
Widowmilk grinned deviously.
Without hesitation, she grabbed her massive breasts full of more than just milk, then pinched her waiting nipples between her fingers and massaged them.
Her cheeks flushed as she squeezed her eyes shut and threw her head back.
Her spider legs twitched violently.
Slowly, milk started dripping out of her nipples. Then—
"AHHHHNNN ❤️!"
A burst of thick, powerful spider silk shot out of her nipples and latched onto the block. With perfect control, Widowmilk slingshotted herself through one of the eye holes of the smiley face.
Her body twisted midair as she moved with expert precision of a spider in the wild. She landed gracefully on the other side, completely unscathed.
The crowd of aliens went wild.
Luminyss clapped her hands together as she grinned like a deranged lunatic.
"Widowmilk manages to slip through with ease… and a little bit of sexual pleasure! AHAHA!"
Even with all the applause that Widowmilk was receiving, her mind was entirely focused on squeezing and massaging her nipples with increasing fervor.
『Hnnngh… just a little more… haaauunn ❤️』
She bit her lower lip as small cobwebs shot out of her nipples the more she rubbed them—one of the disadvantages of her powers. Not only did she have the abilities of a female spider, but also the creepy, sexy habits that came with being one.
"Ohhnnn~ ❤️ OH YES! FEELS SO… SO GO~OOOD ❤️!"
Widowmilk continued to drag and massage her nipples as her spider webs shot everywhere. She didn't even care that all her fellow competitors, as well as the hosts and Scott, were watching—she just wanted to pleasure herself.
She turned around and kept massaging her nipples, unaware of when she pulled on them so hard that a powerful stream of spider silk shot out and splashed all over Scott's face.
And even then, all she could do was moan madly.
"AHHHNNNNNN ❤️❤️!!"
It was extremely uncomfortable for many.
Scott didn't know what to say now that Widowmilk had squirted her webs all over his face—how did it even fly that far? He wondered, but rather than shout or make a big deal about it, he just calmly grabbed onto the thick blob of spider silk and ripped it off his face with a heavy sigh.
Miss Mercury held out a tight fist as she shouted—
"H-, HOW THE FUCK DID IT GO THAT FAR—?! Damn it, can he stop being a friggin' walking lucky lecher for once?! I'm getting really tired of this shit!"
She was already red.
Scott turned to Miss Mercury, who was a little far away, then threw his arms up and shouted—
"It's not like I have any control over it… the webs literally came from nowhere! It's not like I can ju—"
Miss Mercury immediately cut in—
"You can dodge it!"
Of course, he fucking could. That was definitely a lie! She then folded her arms and pouted, throwing her gaze away as if she didn't want to talk anymore.
This just made Scott sigh as he mumbled—
"It's not my fault…"
Back to the challenge, Irina Golovin tilted her head slightly and said—
"Okay, this doesn't make any sense at all… Invisible Woman was way more agile and skillful when she passed through the block, and she didn't even make contact at all, but somehow she doesn't win and the spider chick does?"
She didn't have any reason to support or go against either of them, but she just wanted to be sure before it was her turn to go—it wasn't that she was excited to compete in the challenge, but the truth was she just didn't want to be thrown into the slime pit and have all her clothes shamelessly melt off.
When she glanced at Scott and then imagined the scene of her naked body soaking in the slime as he watched with a thirsty face, steam exploded off her head.
She slapped her hands over her face and shouted—
"Oh, fuck it!"
Scott put a thoughtful hand on his chin.
"Oh? White-haired chick is actually right… Widowmilk still being able to advance even though her webs made contact with the block probably means that contact isn't an instant elimination, so what is i—"
The answer came as fast as he asked himself the question.
He jerked up in his seat and said—
"CLOTHES!"
The one massive difference between Invisible Woman and Widowmilk was that the former wore clothes while the latter didn't. It wasn't exactly the most serious solution one could come up with, but it was the only one he had so far.
Scott looked at all the females gathered there.
"I have to test it…"
Luminyss immediately floated in front of him and wagged her finger.
"Ah, ah, ahhh~ You only have three help-outs. If you use one now, you'll only be able to interfere in this game show two more times, okay?"
She widened her eyes, making sure he understood.
Scott grabbed Luminyss by the face and sighed as he pushed her to the side.
"I'm not going to help. I just want to tell her something."
He then lifted an arm and waved.
"MERCURY! GO NEXT, AND AT SUPER SPEED!"
Almost immediately, the Miss Mercury who was pretending to be angry turned to all sunshine and rainbows as she looked back at Scott and shouted—
"Okay, darling ❤️!"
She then supersped to the competitor's box and crouched in a racing stance as she saw the next block emerge.
It had the shape of three concentric circles.
Miss Mercury dashed forward at blinding speed, and everything went into slow motion as she skillfully squeezed through one of the smallest spaces. The weird arms shot out of the glass-like gel block, trying to trap her like they did with Invisible Woman, but she was too fast—all they caught was the fading lightning of her speed.
—ZOOOOMM!!
Mercury appeared on the other side, completely untouched, with a wide smile.
"I FRIGGIN' DID IT!"
She was already jumping in the air, clapping excitedly as she giggled.
Scott clapped from where he sat, a small smile creeping onto his face at how happy Mercury looked.
But this also confirmed his theory.
He thought to himself.
『Emma was fully clothed and didn't make contact, just like Invisible Woman. The block still tried to grab her, but she was too fast. So that definitely means…』
He smirked confidently.
Scott turned to the remaining women.
"Okay, guys, I did a little quick study, and I think I have a solution. The best way to get through the spaces in the block with zero problems is…"
He paused for dramatic effect.
"To go completely naked."
"HUH──?!"
The collective response was instant.
Scott nodded sagely.
"Yep. You gotta strip. If you're showing off skin, you'll pass right through."
He spread his arms.
"I mean, come on, guys. I think it's pretty obvious by now. This is a mischievous alien game. Win or lose, you're gonna end up naked anyway!"
He was practically shouting now, making sure they all heard him loud and clear.
The women stared at him like they wanted to stab him a million times, calling him all sorts of shaming words in their heads — but at the same time, they were scared to admit he might be right.
While they hesitated, the first person to step out was unsurprisingly Dog Girl, who folded her arms under her small breasts and huffed.
"HMPH! I have faith in Boss! If he says getting naked is the best way to win, then it probably is."
She began taking off her super suit, and all the aliens in the audience looked ravenous.
Luminyss yawned and snapped her fingers.
"Sorry, guys, for his eyes only!"
The same pink veil from before covered the competition area, blocking their view. The aliens roared in frustration as they pounded their fists on their chairs.
By this time, Dog Girl's clothes were completely off, and all eyes went back to that thick wig between her legs. She started squatting to prepare herself for the challenge. As the next block approached with tight, unidentifiable holes, Dog Girl dashed forward on all fours and, with pure skill, leaped over the entire moving block to land gracefully on the other side.
Luminyss pumped a fist in the air.
"And that's a super win! And our harem contestant has used a help-out! Only two left!"
Dog Girl was already bouncing with joy.
"YAAAAY! I DID IT! I'M GONNA ADVANCE AS ONE OF BOSS' HAREM BABES!"
Miss Mercury shot her a sharp look and muttered—
"That will absolutely NOT be happening."
Dog Girl stiffened as her ears and tail went rigid.
Lady Fortress slapped her cheeks.
"Wait… wait, wait, wait… so we HAVE to go naked to win… and if we don't, we might fail and get slimed where our clothes melt off anyway…?!"
She buried her face in her palms and groaned.
Scott just smirked.
"Your move, ladies."
He was just glad he found a solution for them.