Global Game: I, the Necromancer, am the scourge

"I've heard that Erlang God is afraid of his wife, and the West Sea Dragon Third Princess Aogua is set on extending his bloodline and having offspring, so she doesn't usually allow him to leave Guan River Mouth.

I reckon the poor guy got squeezed too hard and secretly ran out of the bridal chamber. After hearing about the upcoming peril of Xuanzang's journey, he wants a share of the merit to strengthen his two Iron Kidneys, so he dashed over here impulsively."

Old Xi teased with a tone that hinted at schadenfreude.

Following Chen Sanzang and being a "lazy skin," he got bored and naturally started gossiping about these celestial beings and Buddha Heads.

Recently, he even joined a fun group chat with over ten thousand members, each a talent, pleasant to chat with, and particularly fond of various gossip.

Hmm, the technical support for the group chat was specifically established by him, referencing the chat group of the Pig God Boss, and the talents inside are all high-end players from the Reincarnation Hall.

Among them are a few talents who, relying on their Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation level, eavesdropped at the walls of Guan River Mouth for dozens of days.

To eavesdrop, these talents displayed their skills; sometimes, one would lure away the barks-at-heaven dog, teasing this silly dog along the street.

At least chased by the barks-at-heaven dog down dozens of Penglai East Roads towards the Heavenly Street of the South Heavenly Gate.

Additionally, some talents employed a "beautiful dog plan," gathering over a hundred colorful female dog demons from across the world, almost straining the male waist of the barks-at-heaven dog; it nearly lost a realm in cultivation level.

Moreover, it resulted in hundreds of offspring of the barks-at-heaven dog, each with extraordinary lineage, born as Immortal Dogs.

However, the barks-at-heaven dog knew it had erred, and bringing back so many pups would surely result in being skinned alive by its master, just like when it failed to track Zixia Fairy and got stewed into a dog meat hot pot.

It has experience being made into a dog day hot pot!

Not mentioning its master's wicked deeds, there aren't many good people among the celestial beings above, and more than a handful eying its body!

The only consolation for the barks-at-heaven dog is that even when made into a dog day hot pot by those immortals, it's sent back to reincarnation, entering the Beast Path again as a dog demon, and receives many Immortal Pills and Spiritual Medicines as compensation.

Otherwise, how else would it have gained all that cultivation?

So it could only part with its beloved pups, entrusting them to the talents eavesdropping at its master's walls.

In any case, its master enjoys bliss with Princess Long San every day, making this single dog crazy with jealousy, so it also decides to stop being single and surpass its master.

Humph, who asked its master to focus only on daily affection, completely ignoring this single dog?

Now, hmph hmph, the barks-at-heaven dog also has a family, with over a hundred beautiful female dog demons, leaving it bed-ridden.

Unlike its master with Princess Long San, who's been in love all this time and has yet to have a child.

Old Xi just loves watching and listening to these talents' video and audio messages.

Chen Sanzang and Old Xi guided the little tiger along the road while watching and listening to Erlang God's videos in their minds.

Some mischievous system even greeted Erlang God directly and then unhesitatingly transmitted a video to him.

As for the video's content, naturally, it was the segments recorded by the talents eavesdropping at Guan River Mouth~~.

Originally prepared to descend and forcibly slay the Tiger Demon, Erlang God was struck as if by Thunder Strike, stunned on the cloud.

But only for a moment, Erlang God Yang Jian was enraged, his hair standing on end, smoke coming out of his seven orifices, and without a word, he pulled out his Three-pointed Double-edged Blade, charging towards Guan River Mouth with sparks, wind, and lightning, faster even than Sun Wukong's Somersault Cloud by three points.

In the sweltering summer, just the right time for a tasty dog day stew, this necessitated slaughtering the barks-at-heaven dog for a dog day hot pot to nourish his wife-weary kidneys!

As for those eavesdropping scoundrels, they must be hung up and stripped for eighty-one years, then let loose!

In the sea of consciousness of Chen Sanzang, a scene of Erlang God fleeing was playing.

The two unscrupulous fellows were already laughing heartily.

As for whether those talents would be caught by Erlang God, hmm, better them than us, letting Erlang God follow them might expose some actions, better for the great deity to go back and punish people.

After chasing Erlang God away, Chen Sanzang guided the little tiger leisurely forward, extending his Taiyi Golden Immortal-level Divine Sense.

There was nothing on the ground that could threaten him, but high above, many immortals and gods were hidden.

Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan.

"Tsk tsk, I've just started on the Westward Journey, and these immortals and gods have already closed in, ready to fix us down tightly."

For Tang Sanzang, the journey to the Western Heaven to fetch scriptures was nothing but a joke, the entire process arranged by these immortals, Buddhas, Gods, and Ghosts, just according to their posture.

But Chen Sanzang, well, he intends to become Namo Gatling Buddha, the future leader of Western Teaching, how could he let these fellows control him?

"Old Xi, can you block the aura within a hundred miles?"

"Sanzang, what do you plan to do?"

Despite Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, and Eighteen Guardian Jialan hiding well, they did not perceive Chen Sanzang's Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation, mistaking him for merely a Heavenly Immortal.

"These Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, and Eighteen Guardian Jialan, totaling thirty-nine celestial beings and Buddha Heads, none of them have reached the Daluo Level, should we secretly transcend them all?"