SWNOVELXO Chapter 654
"I heard the Erlang God is afraid of his wife, and the West Sea Dragon Third Princess Ao Inch is determined to continue his bloodline and give birth to offspring, usually not allowing him out of Guan River Mouth.
Looks like this guy has been squeezed too badly, secretly sneaked out from his wife's boudoir, then heard about the Westward Journey calamity, wanting to grab some merit and fortify his two iron kidneys, so he just ran here recklessly."
Old Xi said mockingly, his tone carrying some schadenfreude.
Being bored with Chen Sanzang, he naturally gossiped about these worldly immortals and Buddha heads.
Lately, he joined a fun group chat with thousands of talents, each one speaks so well, and loves to gossip about various things.
Hmm, the tech support for the chat group was modeled after Pig God's group, which he specially set up; the members are all high-level players from the Reincarnation Hall.
Among them, a few talents, leveraging their Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation level, eavesdropped on corners at Guan River Mouth for dozens of days.
To eavesdrop, these talents really demonstrated their skills; sometimes one would lure away the barks-at-heaven dog, teasing this silly dog to roam the streets.
At least chased by barks-at-heaven dog for dozens of Heavenly Streets from Penglai East Road to South Heavenly Gate.
More talents used a beauty dog strategy, gathering hundreds of colorful female demon dogs from all over, almost breaking the waist of barks-at-heaven dog's male dog, nearly extracting its cultivation level to drop a significant realm.
Even birthed hundreds of offspring of barks-at-heaven dog, each with extraordinary lineage, born as immortal dogs.
But barks-at-heaven dog knew it was in trouble, and bringing back so many puppies would surely get him skinned and eaten by its family head, just like when it failed to pursue Zixia Fairy and got cooked into a dog meat hotpot.
Being made into a dog meat hotpot, barks-at-heaven dog has experience!
Not to speak of the wicked deeds of its family head—heavenly immortals are not good people, many have cravings for its body!
The only comfort for barks-at-heaven dog is that even if made into a dog meat hotpot by those immortals, they'd send it into reincarnation, enter the Beast Path again, becoming a demon dog once more, receiving lots of immortal pills and elixirs as benefits.
Otherwise, how did barks-at-heaven dog acquire this cultivation?
So it could only part with love, handing over its puppies to those talents specialized in listening to its family head's walls.
In short, its family head is always being affectionate with Princess Long San, feeding this single dog barks-at-heaven dog with dog food, so it also wants to get out of single life and be stronger than its family head.
Humph, who told the family head to only care about daily affection, completely ignoring it, this single dog?
Now, hmph, barks-at-heaven dog is also a family dog with hundreds of beautiful ladies, every colorful female demon dog, keeping it off the bed.
How could it compare to its family head, who's been affectionate with Princess Long San all this time, yet hasn't even conceived a child.
Old Xi just loves watching and listening to videos and voice messages of these talents.
Chen Sanzang and Old Xi, while driving the little tiger along, were playing the Erlang God's video and voice messages in their minds.
A certain despicable system even greeted Erlang God directly, then unhesitatingly transmitted a video clip to him.
Regarding the video's content, naturally, it was fragments recorded by those talents eavesdropping at Guan River Mouth~~.
Originally preparing to descend on a cloud and forcibly kill the tiger demon, Erlang God was now as if struck by thunder, stunned and stiff in the cloud.
Within an instant, Erlang God Yang Jian was furious, emitting smoke from seven apertures, without a second thought, took out the three-pointed double-edged blade, charging towards Guan River Mouth with sparks and lightning, faster than Sun Wukong's somersault cloud by three points.
The scorching summer, just when the dog meat is at its tastiest, barks-at-heaven dog must be slaughtered for a dog meat hotpot, to nourish its kidney, dry from the wife's squeezing!
As for those eavesdropping beasts, they'd be hung up, drawn, and skinned, tortured for eighty-one years before they were liberated!
In Chen Sanzang's Sea of Consciousness, Erlang God's runaway scene was being played.
The two unscrupulous fellows were already laughing into a ball.
As for whether those talents would be caught by Erlang God, well, better others than us; rather than having Erlang God expose some actions, better let him go back for punishment.
After driving away Erlang God, Chen Sanzang rode the little tiger, leisurely advancing slowly, while extending Taiyi Golden Immortal level divine sense.
Nothing on the ground threatened him, but in the sky, many immortals were lurking.
Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan.
"Tsk tsk, I just started on the Westward Journey, these immortals already approached, planning to set us up tightly."
Tang Sanzang's journey to the Western Heaven, in essence, is a joke, entirely manipulated by these immortals, Buddhas, gods, and ghosts, being played according to their whims.
But Chen Sanzang, well, he was going to become the Namo Gatling Buddha, future leader of Western Teaching, how could he be at the mercy of these guys?
"Old Xi, can you shield the aura for a hundred miles around?"
"Sanzang, what are you planning?"
The Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan were hidden well, yet failed to detect Chen Sanzang's Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation, instead thinking he was just a Heavenly Immortal.
"This group of Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan, a total of thirty-nine immortals and Buddha heads, none of them reaching Daluo level; should we subtly transcend them all?"