Global Game: I, the Necromancer, am the scourge

"I heard that Erlang God is afraid of his wife, the West Sea Dragon Third Princess Ao Cun wants to ensure he continues the bloodline, giving birth to heirs, and usually doesn't allow him to leave Guan River Mouth."

"I guess this guy got squeezed too hard, secretly sneaking out of his wife's boudoir, then heard about the big calamity on the Westward Journey, wanting to get a share of the merit to strengthen two Iron Kidneys, so he came rushing in."

Old Xi said with a playful tone, with a hint of schadenfreude.

Following Chen Sanzang every day could be boring, so naturally, he started gossiping about these celestial beings and Buddha heads.

Recently, he even joined a fun chat group with over ten thousand people, each one talented, speaking pleasantly, and loving to chat about all sorts of gossip.

Well, the technical support for the chat group still comes from the chat group of Pig God Boss that he referred to and deliberately established, full of talents from the Reincarnation Hall.

Among them, a few people with the cultivation level of Taiyi Golden Immortal ran to Guan River Mouth and eavesdropped at the edge of the walls for dozens of days.

In order to eavesdrop, these talents really showcased their skills, sometimes one would lure away barks-at-heaven dog, teasing this silly dog around the streets.

At least being chased by barks-at-heaven dog for dozens of Heavenly Streets from Penglai East Road to South Heavenly Gate.

Some even used a beauty dog strategy, gathering hundreds of colorful pretty female dog demons from all over the world, seducing barks-at-heaven dog so much that his male dog waist almost snapped, and even his cultivation was nearly drained dropping a big realm.

Hundreds of barks-at-heaven dog's offspring were born, each one with extraordinary bloodline, born as immortal dogs.

Yet barks-at-heaven dog knew he was in trouble, and bringing back so many little dogs would surely get him skinned alive by his owner, just like being unsuccessful in tracking Zixia Fairy back then and almost getting stewed into a dog meat hotpot.

Being made into dog-day hotpot, barks-at-heaven dog has experience with it!

Not mentioning the nasty things his owner did, there aren't many good people among the immortals, and more than dozens are craving his body!

The only thing comforting for barks-at-heaven dog is that even if those Immortals boil him into dog-day hotpot, they'd send him into reincarnation, casting him back into the Beast Path, turning him back into a dog demon, and give him lots of Immortal Pills and Spiritual Medicine as perks.

Otherwise, how did barks-at-heaven dog's cultivation level come about?

So, he could only endure the pain and leave his puppies to those talents who listened to his owner's secrets to take care of.

In any case, his owner frolics with Princess Long San every day, making barks-at-heaven dog, the single dog, devour dog food, so he had to escape bachelorhood and strive to become stronger than his master.

Humph, who made his owner indulge in daily affection, completely ignoring him, this single dog?

Now, humph, barks-at-heaven dog also is a family man, with over a hundred enticing beauties, one colorful female dog demon after another, making even getting up from the bed difficult.

Unlike his owner, with Princess Long San, sharing love for so long, yet hasn't conceived a progeny yet.

Old Xi just liked watching and listening to these talents' videos and voice messages.

Chen Sanzang and Old Xi were driving the little tiger on their journey while playing the videos and voice messages of Erlang God in their minds.

A mischievous system even directly greeted Erlang God, then without hesitation transmitting a video clip to Erlang God.

As for the video's content, naturally, it recorded those talents eavesdropping at Guan River Mouth~~.

Erlang God, who was initially preparing to lower his cloud and forcefully slay the Tiger Demon, was struck as if by lightning, stunned and slack-jawed amidst the clouds.

But it was only an instant before Erlang God Yang Jian, his anger soaring to the heavens, billowing with smoke from the seven orifices, without a word, pulled out his Three-pointed Double-edged Blade, rushing towards Guan River Mouth with fiery sparks, faster than Sun Wukong's Somersault Cloud by three parts.

It's the scorching summer, precisely the time when dog-day hotpot is tastily warm, so he must slaughter barks-at-heaven dog for a meal, nourishing the kidneys drained by his wife!

As for those eavesdropping beasts, they must be hung and have their tendons pulled and their skin peeled, tortured for eighty-one years, before allowing them to return!

Inside Chen Sanzang's Sea of Consciousness, the scene of Erlang God on the run was broadcasted.

The two unscrupulous guys were already laughing till their sides hurt.

As for whether those talents would be caught by Erlang God, hmm, better them than me, rather than exposing their actions to Erlang God, better to let the deity return to take it out on others.

Having sent Erlang God away, Chen Sanzang controlled the little tiger and leisurely moved forward while extending the divine sense of Taiyi Golden Immortal level.

Nothing on the ground was able to threaten him, but up in the high skies, there were hiding quite a few celestial beings.

Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan.

"Tsk tsk, I've just begun my Westward Journey, and these Immortals and Buddhas are already crowding around, ready to lock us down tightly."

Tang Sanzang's journey to the Western Heaven for scriptures was essentially a joke, entirely orchestrated by these Immortals, Buddhas, Gods, and Ghosts, manipulated entirely per their arrangements.

But Chen Sanzang, well, he was going to be someone who becomes the Namo Gatling Buddha, destined to be the future leader of the Western Teaching, how could he be manipulated by these guys?

"Old Xi, can you block out the aura for a hundred miles?"

"San Zang, what do you want to do?"

Despite Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, and Eighteen Guardian Jialan hiding quite well, they failed to detect Chen Sanzang's cultivation level as a Taiyi Golden Immortal, instead thinking he was just a Heavenly Immortal.

"This group of Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan, a total of thirty-nine immortal Buddha heads, none of them with a cultivation level reaching the Daluo level, should we secretly transcend them all?"